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Topic: Shortsighted eating contest winner.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 10-11-2006 10:44:36 AM
Mofo didn't think this through.

quote:
LeFevre, who has also won the fair's World Corny Dog Eating Contest three times, said his winning strategy was to mix three or four peppers in his mouth with a swig of milk before swallowing.

So, the question is this: how is he going to deal with 247 jalepenos scorching his 62 year-old asshole? I mean, imagine if he's got hemorrhoids.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 10-11-2006 10:56:48 AM
The burning shit to top all burning shits.

Someone needs to harvest that shit -- it'll have so damn much fuel in it, we could power the earth for years.

Peter
Pancake
posted 10-11-2006 11:18:38 AM
quote:
Verily, Karnaj doth proclaim:
...I mean, imagine if he's got hemorrhoids.

I Imagine he will burn them right the fuck off.

Steven Steve
posted 10-12-2006 12:31:07 PM
He could just get a fat enema and it would probably be fine
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 10-12-2006 12:47:59 PM
quote:
Stalwart Steve still thinks SARS jokes are topical, as evidenced by:
He could just get a fat enema and it would probably be fine

Like an enema from a really large bag?

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Steven Steve
posted 10-12-2006 12:51:41 PM
No I mean actual liquid fat
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Zaile Ghostmaker
You've gotta remember, I'm an EverQuest character.
posted 10-13-2006 02:28:09 AM
quote:
With great fanfare, Stalwart Steve proclamed:
No I mean actual liquid fat

Better yet, Olestra!

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