That'll last me all of one day.
Can I just pay a homeless person to render me impotent? Maybe get repeated pelvic x-rays done?
Or come on her tits or something.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Or come on her tits or something.
Yeah that's what I've been doing but well you NEVER KNOW
And thats in Canadian funny money. You totally got screwed.
... In the money sense.
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Gomaing:
A box of twelve around these parts costs me around $9.50
Yeah but what brand is that
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Maradon! had this to say about John Romero:
Yeah but what brand is that
Trojans.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Ares had this to say about (_|_):
Don't any of your dates ever carry their own?
Psst. Maradon is with only one girl now. But I'd assume he doesn't want to knock her up or anything so he's using a condom.
Then again, we use Kimono brand and Beyond Seven's, when I can find them. Everything else causes a funky allergic-type reaction. Even though they're Japanese it seems like they're usually a little bit cheaper than the main brands. I used to get them at Albertson's, but then they stopped carrying them. I can usually find them at CVS nowadays.
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Psst. Maradon is with only one girl now. But I'd assume he doesn't want to knock her up or anything so he's using a condom.
It was a general question, not just for Maradon.
If that's the case, she should be putting towards buying them as well. 
I'm just wondering why it always seems to be dependant on the male to buy them.
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Aresing:
It was a general question, not just for Maradon.If that's the case, she should be putting towards buying them as well.
I'm just wondering why it always seems to be dependant on the male to buy them.
I think it's just a natural assumption that one is responsible for one's own genitals. It doesn't necessarily make any sense to assume that, but that's how people normally feel.
The girl ends up getting her own pills or CERVICAL CAPS or whatever, the guy ends up buying the rubber funrobbers or the vasectomy.
But my girl can't use pills because of a medical condition 
It's not for everyone, but depending on what kind it is it lasts for 5 to 10 years. She's probably old enough that she wouldn't have to fight super hard to get one (doctors don't like to put them in anyone that hasn't had kids, but it's not unheard of.)
Main fallbacks include the possibility of expulsion and I believe extremely rare cases of ecotopic pregnancy.
Anybody that I've talked to that it's worked for has been all about it. Monica fucked around with this message on 09-23-2006 at 12:27 PM.
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Monicaing:
Has she considered a non-hormonal IUD?
I think a surgically implanted device is a little bit out of either of our financial range right now.
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Ozimandering:
It's usually cheaper and more effective to make your own.
Plastic wrap + rubber band?
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Maradon! stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
I think a surgically implanted device is a little bit out of either of our financial range right now.
Again, cheaper and far more effective if you just do it yourself.
Or, if you're too much of a pussy, have the operation done and then sue for malpractice and recoup your financial loss.
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Maradon! stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Plastic wrap + rubber band?
That's the ticket! Use your imagination! Duct tape, plastic bags, wax paper! I mean, go for function but don't forget to have fun with it.
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Maradon! Model 2000 was programmed to say:
I think it's just a natural assumption that one is responsible for one's own genitals. It doesn't necessarily make any sense to assume that, but that's how people normally feel.
Exactly. One's own genitals.. i.e. someone elses that's going into mine. 
Sorry that your girl can't be on the pill.. Condoms arn't the greatest for protection. What about the patch? Or is it a hormonal thing that's the problem?
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Plastic wrap + rubber band?
Such a hilariously bad idea.
That said, do it.
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Such a hilariously bad idea.That said, do it.
... You WANT him to produce offspring? 
Think about it. Mini Maradons running around.. 
I mean, christ. How many, six? Seven? Eight? Any more births and the woman will eventually die. Now it's what he does with these tiny versions of himself that is a matter of national security, not the amount.
It'd be like fucking a waterbed.
So if you two are concerned about babies and want to take extra measures on top of using condoms I would recommend that she look into using the patch.
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My girlfriend also has a problem with the pill. She's attempted to use several different types of it in the past and they all make her fairly ill. The patch, on the other hand, works like a charm. It skips the whole ingestion-digestion part, thus avoiding sickness.So if you two are concerned about babies and want to take extra measures on top of using condoms I would recommend that she look into using the patch.
Which version? Lawl, sir.
Evra.
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Which version of the patch, you mean?Evra.
I was making a horrid joke. As in, what version of the patch? 2.1 perhaps? Lollerfaust, mein freund.
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... You WANT him to produce offspring?Think about it. Mini Maradons running around..
"I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God."
-- George Herbert Walker Bush
I'd be iffy about ordering rubbers off the internet. I know no one took it seriously, but can you imagine? You'd end up with some that bored makers drew faces on. You don't want Mr Happy to look TOO cheerful. Look like a dude with a stocking over his face grinning. That's no good.
And Japanese condoms? Yeesh. I'm having visions of pocky.
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They work, and once it is put in, neither you nor your girl feel a thing. And its more effective than condoms alone. It lasts for 5 to 7 years. Frankly, when you think about buy a $10 box of condoms a few times a week, or even getting pregnant, the cost of an IUD insertion is not really that much.
I reiterate: Its NOT a surgery. And on the plus side, her period has a chance of stopping. When I had mine in, I didnt have a period for over a year, til I had the thing removed last month.
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Why do all the IUD sites say they're only for mothers who've already had a baby?
Because of personal bias on the medical profession's part. Since it keeps you from having children for 5 to 7 years, it seems almost permanant.
Aside from extremely rare occurences, there are no bad side effects.
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Because of personal bias on the medical profession's part. Since it keeps you from having children for 5 to 7 years, it seems almost permanant.Aside from extremely rare occurences, there are no bad side effects.
There are actually greater instances of the IUD coming out with women who haven't had a baby; something to do with the size of the uterus or some such. My fiancee and I were looking at the option but it seemed too risky.
The patch uses a massive dose of estrogen which isn't always so good for health, mood, and weight issues. We actually used that for a long time but it made her constantly irritable and caused her to gain some 15 pounds and a bra size. The latter doesn't sound so bad until you figure that she was already wearing a 36F...
Given all that, she looked some stuff up and found out about the Nuvaring. Same level of effectiveness but a much smaller dose of estrogen so it doesn't have the same instances of suppressed libido, weight gain, or mood changes. She loves it and I love that she's more interested in sex than she was on the patch. Damnati fucked around with this message on 09-23-2006 at 09:33 PM.
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
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Over the mountain, in between the ups and downs, I ran into Damnati who doth quote:
Given all that, she looked some stuff up and found out about the Nuvaring. Same level of effectiveness but a much smaller dose of estrogen so it doesn't have the same instances of suppressed libido, weight gain, or mood changes. She loves it and I love that she's more interested in sex than she was on the patch.
What the hell is that? What do you do with it? Why the fuck don't drug websites ever tell you a single goddamn thing about the drug?
