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Azakias
Never wore the pants, thus still wields the power of unused (_|_)
posted 09-20-2006 02:18:59 AM
Since I have this morbid curiosity, and since I turn 22 today, I decided I would like to know what epitaphs the people here might wish to have on their graves/memorials/on a sticky note on the wall. I have a couple I like, and if I had the money, I think I would get Robert Frost's "The Road Less Traveled" on mine. Either that, or the fourth stanza from Laurence Binyon's "For the Fallen", though I think that is more for a hero than for someone average like me. In case you dont know what I am talking about, here it is:

They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old:
Age shall not weary them, nor the years contemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning
We will remember them

So.... epitaph me already, people!

"Age by age have men stood up and said to the world, 'From what has come before me, I was forged, but I am new and greater than my forebears.' And so each man walks the world in ruin, abandoned and untried. Less than the whole of his being"
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Mr. Parcelan
posted 09-20-2006 02:20:17 AM
Born a girl,
Died a closet lesbian,
What a dyke,
Love,
Parcelan
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Azakias
Never wore the pants, thus still wields the power of unused (_|_)
posted 09-20-2006 02:21:59 AM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Duck Tales:
Born a girl,
Died a closet lesbian,
What a dyke,
Love,
Parcelan

....stop talking about your mother like that. I dont think she likes it.

"Age by age have men stood up and said to the world, 'From what has come before me, I was forged, but I am new and greater than my forebears.' And so each man walks the world in ruin, abandoned and untried. Less than the whole of his being"
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Mr. Parcelan
posted 09-20-2006 02:29:58 AM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Azakias:
....stop talking about your mother like that. I dont think she likes it.

That's funny

you're fun


ny

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nem-x
posted 09-20-2006 02:40:18 AM
blunderbuss
Nem-X - :kittyjig: :: THEY'RE OH SO FUZZY AND CUTE!
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Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 09-20-2006 03:16:26 AM
quote:
nem-x had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
blunderbussed
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
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Maradon!
posted 09-20-2006 11:44:55 AM
WARNING
HIGH VOLTAGE
UNDERGROUND CABLES
CALL BEFORE DIGGING
(925) 245-5555
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Sean
posted 09-20-2006 11:59:39 AM

GOLDEN PALACE
DOT
COM

Sean fucked around with this message on 09-20-2006 at 11:59 AM.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.
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Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 09-20-2006 12:14:58 PM
"So anything I write here you'll put on my tombstone?"
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Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 09-20-2006 12:23:34 PM
For a good time, dig.
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

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Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 09-20-2006 12:39:18 PM
Nicole.
"Less smokeable than you'd think."


I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.
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Mightion Defensor
posted 09-20-2006 01:11:48 PM
Brian
"Yes, his computer is down here, too."

Mightion Defensor fucked around with this message on 09-20-2006 at 01:12 PM.

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Batty
Doesn't Like You. Specifically you.
posted 09-20-2006 01:19:37 PM
Died saving 93 children from certain doom.
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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 09-20-2006 01:23:52 PM
Anus H. McGee
At least I took a lot of innocent people down with me.

or

I told you dumb cunts I was sick.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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Led
*kaboom*
posted 09-20-2006 02:20:35 PM
"I told you so!"
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Mooj
Scorned Fanboy
posted 09-20-2006 02:22:07 PM
Died sending 93 children to certain doom.
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Arttemis
Not Squire... but a guitar!
posted 09-20-2006 03:09:40 PM
Hold my beer, I'm gonna try somethin'.
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Inferno-Spirit
Sports Advocate
posted 09-20-2006 03:37:37 PM
Royal O'Reilly Tenenbaum (1932-2001)

Died Tragically Rescuing His Family From The Remains Of A Destroyed Sinking Battleship

"He lets the last Hungarian go, and he goes running. He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground and he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they grew up in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that he was gone. Underground. No one has ever seen him again. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. 'If you rat on your pop, Keyser Soze will get you.' And nobody really ever believes." - Roger 'Verbal' Kint, The Usual Suspects
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Maradon!
posted 09-20-2006 03:41:15 PM
Royal Tenenbaums was actually a pretty deep movie for a comedy.
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Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 09-20-2006 07:41:34 PM
INSERT QUARTER TO PLAY AGAIN

"Winners don't use drugs!"

Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
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Almond
Intellectual Socialist
posted 09-20-2006 08:15:48 PM
"The wretch, concentrated all in self
Living, shall forfeit fair renown
And, doubly dying, shall go down
To the vile dust, from whence he sprung
Unwept, unhonoured, and unsung."
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Steven Steve
posted 09-20-2006 10:29:06 PM
quote:
Sentow, Maybe had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
INSERT QUARTER TO PLAY AGAIN

"Winners don't use drugs!"

Haha shit, I was gonna say "Press fire to respawn" or "Steve did a backflip into the lava" or something.

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

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Maradon!
posted 09-20-2006 11:02:17 PM
"No complaints."
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Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 09-20-2006 11:12:06 PM
"Wish you were here."
I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
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Maradon!
posted 09-20-2006 11:14:43 PM
quote:
Peanut butter ass Shaq Palador ChibiDragon booooze lime pole over bench lick:
"Wish you were here."

Good one.

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Mr. Gainsborough
posted 09-20-2006 11:22:07 PM
Died showing 93 children a good time.
Rinaka of Malfurion
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Norim Stumpfighter
Milkmaid
posted 09-20-2006 11:58:25 PM
quote:
Almond had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
"The wretch, concentrated all in self
Living, shall forfeit fair renown
And, doubly dying, shall go down
To the vile dust, from whence he sprung
Unwept, unhonoured, and unsung."

yay groundhog day!

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Nina
posted 09-21-2006 12:03:23 AM
"Was mistaken for one of 93 children."
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LeMiere
posted 09-21-2006 12:27:43 AM
"Part of a suicide pact between 93 children."
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 09-21-2006 07:29:22 AM
"The Cure Died With Me"
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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OrangeBrand
By a Truck
posted 09-21-2006 03:58:18 PM
Out to lunch
Be back in 30 minutes
SPELLCHECK is a four letter word.
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Almond
Intellectual Socialist
posted 09-21-2006 04:03:05 PM
quote:
Norim Stumpfighter stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
yay groundhog day!

Walter Scott.

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Damnati
Filthy
posted 09-21-2006 04:03:59 PM
Missing, presumed fed
Love is hard, harder than steel and thrice as cruel. It is as inexorable as the tides and life and death alike follow in its wake. -Phèdre nó Delaunay, Kushiel's Chosen

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 09-21-2006 05:29:12 PM
"They really mean it about the red button"
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 09-21-2006 05:29:59 PM
or, at the base of a huge block of obsidian...

"My God! It's full of stars!"

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 09-21-2006 05:54:49 PM
"This grave is camped."
I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

Sig pic done by the very talented SJen!

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