and the startlingly inappropriate
"What smells like copper?"
Add your own!
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
"Everybody watch out! She's going to back up!"
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Mightion Defensor had this to say about Punky Brewster:
(If her pager goes off in front of you)"Everybody watch out! She's going to back up!"
Obviously your wit is a major contributor for your social status with women. Skaw fucked around with this message on 09-08-2006 at 06:25 PM.
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Skaw stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Obviously your wit is a major contributor for your social status with women.
I think he was talking about large women.
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diadem had this to say about Knight Rider:
I think he was talking about large women.
It still was not funny in any way shape or form.
It's not something people hear about.
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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Skaw said:
Obviously your wit is a major contributor for your social status with women.
Because what the others have been saying clearly is better!
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Skaw had this to say about Tron:
Obviously your wit is a major contributor for your social status with women.
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Topic of thread: Things you should never say to women
what are you not understanding here
yes, what he said wasn't funny, but the title of the thread isn't "funny things you should never say to women"
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Delidgamond had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Damn girl you should be a stripper!
That might backfire.
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Nina had this to say about Duck Tales:
Because what the others have been saying clearly is better!
Actually it is, plus Karnaj is getting married so he's automatically immune from this kind of backlash when insulting the opposite sex.
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
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Alidane spewed forth this undeniable truth:
"I'm a Computer Science major."
And her response
"Gimme my pizza, keep the change, and GET OFF MY PORCH!"
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
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Stalwart Steve was listening to Cher while typing:
Actually it is, plus Karnaj is getting married
Is?? Does his wife know this? 
and my submission is
"You're not going to eat all of that, are you?"
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Azymyth had this to say about Pirotess:
"Yes, that does make you look fat"
"No, that doesn't make you look fat"
No, the dress doesn't make you look fat. Your fat makes you look fat.
Or...
"Are those really real? Can I squeeze them so I know for sure?" Damnati fucked around with this message on 09-09-2006 at 11:46 PM.
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
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This one time, at Damnati camp:
"Damn, those pants make your ass look huge."
Wait, what if you mean that as a compliment
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Willias wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Wait, what if you mean that as a compliment
Do you know any woman who would take it as such, regardless of intent? Damnati fucked around with this message on 09-09-2006 at 11:56 PM.
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
Willias fucked around with this message on 09-10-2006 at 12:00 AM.
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Verily, Willias doth proclaim:
Hmm. I guess it would depend upon how you said it... But no, not likely.
I asked my fiancee if she knew any woman would react well to that. Her answer was an emphatic "No!" and she sounded as though she thought I was insane. Perhaps that would more fully answer?
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
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Willias wrote this stupid crap:
I think it honestly depends if the woman wanted her ass to look huge or not.
You're really grasping at straws.
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
