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Topic: Minority reassignment
Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-24-2006 06:20:24 PM
Arguments and hatred are on the rise. It's only a matter of time before we degenerate into a Liberal "minorities are always right" fuckfest.

Ergo, I have decided to re-assign everyone in EverCrest so that they are designated as "minorities." If you do not see your name on the list, please post so that you may be re-assigned.

African Americans
Sean
Delidgamond
Black

Jews
Bloodsage
Blindy
Suddar

Puppies
Addy
nem-x
Vorbis

Plant Monsters
Almond

Daleks
Mortious
Ja'Deth
Demos

Jewish Batmen
LeMiere
Gubgub

Again, post if you haven't been assigned yet.

Damnati
Filthy
posted 08-24-2006 06:21:16 PM
What?
Love is hard, harder than steel and thrice as cruel. It is as inexorable as the tides and life and death alike follow in its wake. -Phèdre nó Delaunay, Kushiel's Chosen

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

Demos
Pancake
posted 08-24-2006 06:23:32 PM
Exterminate!

/fries Damnati

"Jesus saves, Buddha enlightens, Cthulhu thinks you'll make a nice sandwich."
Sean
posted 08-24-2006 06:25:57 PM
Finally, I can listen to my rap without persecution.

Also I have a huge penis.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 08-24-2006 06:34:04 PM
Sup.
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 08-24-2006 06:44:44 PM
I'm white. Fuck others.
Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 08-24-2006 06:45:37 PM
Everyone tells me that I am a racist, but that's just because I'm white.
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Anakha
my standards skyrocket when im on my keyboard heh
posted 08-24-2006 06:45:46 PM
ASSIGN ME COMRADE!
"Buzz Beer, the beer of attainable women!"
"You try balancing a cow on the end of a fencepost to wield it like a club. Thats a physical damn challenge!"
"The only problem i have is too much aggro."
Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 08-24-2006 07:10:19 PM
Way way back in the 1980s
Secret Government Employees
Dug up famous guys and ladies
And made amusing genetic copies
Now these clones are sexy teens
They're gonna make it if they try-y-y
Loving, learning, caring, judging
Time to laugh and shiver and cry-y-y-y
Clone High, Clone Hiiiiiigh-yeah



moogle is the 3241727861th binary digit of pi

Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop

Azakias
Never wore the pants, thus still wields the power of unused (_|_)
posted 08-24-2006 07:39:46 PM
Can I be a pygmy?
"Age by age have men stood up and said to the world, 'From what has come before me, I was forged, but I am new and greater than my forebears.' And so each man walks the world in ruin, abandoned and untried. Less than the whole of his being"
Cadga 2.0
Pancake
posted 08-24-2006 07:40:28 PM
reporting for assignment
Professional Heretic/Sinner/Linux User
"Every Breath leaves me one less to my last"
Almond
Intellectual Socialist
posted 08-24-2006 07:43:57 PM
Feed me Mr. Parcelan fed me all night long because if you feed me Mr. Parcelan I'll grow up big and strong.

whistles mean green mother


Almond fucked around with this message on 08-24-2006 at 07:52 PM.

Ares
posted 08-24-2006 07:45:25 PM
Mightion Defensor
posted 08-24-2006 07:55:39 PM
I grew up in Beffalo in the eighties. I couldn't get any whiter.
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 08-24-2006 08:10:18 PM
Exterminate.

*zaps Mightion*

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 08-24-2006 08:15:15 PM
Everyone thinks I'm white but they're all just colorblind and I'm really green.


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 08-24-2006 08:55:31 PM
Hmmmmm. Yes?
Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
Arvek, 41 Bounty Hunter
Vrook Lamar server
Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 08-24-2006 08:57:14 PM
Porch monkey?!
tFUCKING RETARD
Pancake
posted 08-24-2006 09:11:53 PM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Sakkra said:
Porch monkey?!

It's okay, we're taking it back.

There's nothing like a funeral to make you feel alive.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-24-2006 09:11:56 PM
Marsupials
Sakkra
Callalron
Azakias

Convivial Bovines
Damnati
Mr. Gainsborough

Sphinxes
Lyinar
Anakha

Bohemian Jedi
Gunslinger Moogle
Cadga

Insecure Hydras
Ares
Falaanla
Mightion

Mr. Parcelan fucked around with this message on 08-24-2006 at 09:13 PM.

Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 08-24-2006 09:12:03 PM
quote:
Sakkra had this to say about pies:
Porch monkey?!

It's okay, we're taking it back.

Mr. Gainsborough
posted 08-24-2006 09:34:56 PM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Delphi Aegis:
It's okay, we're taking it back.

this is just sad

Mightion Defensor
posted 08-24-2006 09:47:32 PM
quote:
Lyinar Ka`Bael wrote their words upon the rocks;
Everyone thinks I'm white but they're all just colorblind and I'm really green.

I heard it's not easy.

New Age Bane
Waste Management Crisis
posted 08-24-2006 09:50:48 PM
Hey what about us gays? And annoying trolls! We demand to be assigned as well!
What am I supposed to in here again? Oh yes something witty and oh so pretty!
Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 08-24-2006 09:53:20 PM
Well, howdy do.
I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

Sig pic done by the very talented SJen!

Mooj
Scorned Fanboy
posted 08-24-2006 10:25:00 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on New Age Bane!
Hey what about us gays? And annoying trolls! We demand to be assigned as well!

You need another label besides gay annoying troll?

Your funeral.

Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 08-24-2006 10:41:58 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan got a good feeling!
[QB]Bohemian Jedi
Gunslinger Moogle
Cadga

Best. Minority. Ever.

performs telekinetic beat poetry




moogle is the 3241727861th binary digit of pi

Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop

New Age Bane
Waste Management Crisis
posted 08-24-2006 10:46:33 PM
quote:
Mooj thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
You need another label besides gay annoying troll?

Your funeral.


I would love to attend that. It would be so much fun.

What am I supposed to in here again? Oh yes something witty and oh so pretty!
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 08-24-2006 11:42:42 PM
SPACE-SEGWAY TO VICTORY!

Kermitov
Pancake
posted 08-25-2006 12:12:40 AM
doot.
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 08-25-2006 12:13:46 AM
Now the Daleks just need a theme song!

We're Daleks out in space!
We're zooming along,
Destroying every other race!

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 08-25-2006 03:46:06 AM
Well, I'm tired of this whole caucasian thing!
Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 08-25-2006 03:46:57 AM
well?
Maradon!
posted 08-25-2006 09:45:34 AM
Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 08-25-2006 01:24:11 PM
No one can discriminate against me anymore.
Cadga 2.0
Pancake
posted 08-25-2006 01:36:32 PM
quote:

Bohemian Jedi
Gunslinger Moogle
Cadga

Smooth daddy-o

Professional Heretic/Sinner/Linux User
"Every Breath leaves me one less to my last"
Damnati
Filthy
posted 08-25-2006 01:49:20 PM
Moo, are you happy now?
Love is hard, harder than steel and thrice as cruel. It is as inexorable as the tides and life and death alike follow in its wake. -Phèdre nó Delaunay, Kushiel's Chosen

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 08-25-2006 05:15:26 PM
Ironically enough, just today I recieved an invitation for my cousin's Bat Mitzvah.
Anakha
my standards skyrocket when im on my keyboard heh
posted 08-25-2006 06:05:23 PM
Yay, me and Lyinar are the only Spinxes, and now i will attempt to become the Jesse Jackson of our mighty race!
"Buzz Beer, the beer of attainable women!"
"You try balancing a cow on the end of a fencepost to wield it like a club. Thats a physical damn challenge!"
"The only problem i have is too much aggro."
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 08-25-2006 06:34:59 PM
This would've been better with actual races.
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