Discuss.

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Everyone wondered WTF when Blackened wrote:
Now I want to see this movie even less.

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Now you have AIDS. Sorry.

Dude, she got bit on the freaking EYE

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Karnaj had this to say about Tron:
So stupid, it's brilliant. I loved it.

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Four things made this movie awesome.

Someone got bit in the EYE.
Someone got bit on the BREAST. (Yes, boobies)
Someone got bit on the TOUNGE.
Someone got bit on the PENIS!

These alone are worth seeing snakes on a plane for. Yes.

But I can't nitpick Snakes on a Plane. There's really no point.

I loved most of the movie, but something about it left a bad taste in my mouth...and I can't quite put my finger on why.

Stiddy fucked around with this message on 08-19-2006 at 02:48 AM.

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Delphi Aegis probably says this to all the girls:
Four things made this movie awesome.

Someone got bit in the EYE.
Someone got bit on the BREAST. (Yes, boobies)
Someone got bit on the TOUNGE.
Someone got bit on the PENIS!

These alone are worth seeing snakes on a plane for. Yes.

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You just ruined half of the awesome parts in the movie. Grats on spoiler usage.

i think the title is spoiler right there. people get bit, snakes get killed samueal l jackson swears a lot. is that it?

it just seems to silly to watch.

Trent fucked around with this message on 08-19-2006 at 01:46 PM.

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Trent Model 2000 was programmed to say:
it just seems to silly to watch.

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That's the whole point. I can't wait to see it.

Bottom line is that everyone seems to be confused at what makes a "good movie" and a "good movie-going experience". This movie, in terms of an "experience" was great, even with the sparse 15-odd people that were in the theater with me. Luckily it was a bunch of rowdy frat boys, because seeing it with my local Christian Youth Group just would have spoiled everything.

Snakes on a Plane, however, was not a good movie on it's own. The acting, plot, characters, diagloue, action, effects, soundtrack were all mediocre at best. One thing a lot of people don't seem to comprehend is that this movie is a gimmick tour de force. And much like all gimmicks, it will be talked about for a month, then quickly fade from public eye.

I went into the theater with low expectations, and those expectations were matched perfectly. Did I have fun though? Yes, I did. Would I ever recommend someone to buy or even rent this movie?

Never.

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Blackened had this to say about pies:
blah blah blah

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One, I was clearly exaggerating.

Two, you sound like this movie personally achieved sentience for the sole purpose of shitting in your cheerios.

Quit whining and accept that other people clearly have different taste than you and don't give two fucks what you think.

It was a campy horror film that got huge internet media because of a line and a solid lead actor. And it did what it promised. So /shrug

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Delphi Aegis wrote this stupid crap:
Well, nobody said it'd be winning oscars.

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Mooj just did.

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Mooj.
One, I was clearly exaggerating.

Two, you sound like this movie personally achieved sentience for the sole purpose of shitting in your cheerios.

Quit whining and accept that other people clearly have different taste than you and don't give two fucks what you think.

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One, backpedal furiously once someone finally showed up in the thread with an opinion differing from the majority. Also, you managed to look like a retarded cockfag with your "I was clearly exaggerating." Who are you trying to fool? Here's a more likely story: The only thing you're really qualified to talk about are toasters and how you like to stick forks in them.

Four, the movie achieved sentience to shit in my cheerios? Was this your audition to Snakes on a Plane 2 because you just passed with flying colors, you hamham. It sounds like to me you rubbed those three brain cells of yours extra hard to come out with this jem. Nevermind the fact it doesn't make any sense at all. It also doesn't even really fit with what I was saying, though we can't count on you to know how to comprehend, respond, or maybe even read. Maybe you need to come out of your fat, nerd rage and think coherently before you embarrass yourself some more.

Q, I would have put a number here but your list only had a grand two objects in it which I don't understand, but I guess when you can only count to two you've got to make due with what you have. Anyway, I'd love to discuss how hypocritical and completely standard your epic final "paragraph" was. But evidently I now have more important things to do such as "eat breakfast" and "take a shower" and "pick my nose", so how about we just settle this on a bet.

One poll to show who's opinion counts for more, loser gets banned and leaves EC forever. Or you can back out and admit, while my opinion evidently doesn't equal "two fucks" (another brilliant stroke of clarity on your part my good manthing), it sure as hell is worth a lot more than yours.

Blackened fucked around with this message on 08-20-2006 at 12:06 PM.

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Die, nem-x! You don't belong in this world!
and the holograms

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Oh damn you, nem-x. DAMN YOU TO HELL! I was just about to post a picture with this exact relevency.

Edit: Gonna do it anyway!

Densetsu fucked around with this message on 08-20-2006 at 12:16 PM.

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Suddar stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
Now I'm hungry.

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fatty

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Blackened wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
A whole lot of shit

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Nice try, Black, but you just proved another point for me before I even had to make it.

I don't give a damn whether or not people care what I say. So Evercrest listens to you? I highly doubt it, but hey, if that gives you more material to masturbate yourself to sleep with, you go ahead and keep thinking that.

I have no illusions that my opinion means jack shit around here. I don't particularly care either, it's an internet message board that has the collective IQ of a pile of dog shit, with the sole exceptions of Bloodsage and Deth being overwhelmed by the posterchildren for retroactive abortion like Somthor, DrPaintThinner, and more that I don't really have the interest of digging up.

You said something blatantly stupid in direct response to my amused post of enjoyment of the movie. As such, I responded with just as much intelligence as you did.

Was I expecting too much from people to see a joke in the statement of academy award winning potential for a movie that went out of its way to be a B movie? Probably. But clearly, it's more than enough for you to take shots at me, and then when I respond you can go out of your way to call me out.

Guess what? Nobody cares. I'm only typing this response because I have the choice of doing this, or watching the news talk about how Monsoon weather is off to the east of Las Vegas. At best, all this is going to do is ellicit more responses like those provided so far.

I'm used to being a joke on the internet. I hang around here, don't I? What about you? Do you really think anyone's hanging on your every word, or can you for just a moment realize that across the country, there's probably two dozen people looking at their screens thinking "Oh damn, this should be amusing for the next five minutes." And then they'll go surf porn. Not because they think the fight's getting boring, not because they think anyone's got a more valid point and has clearly won the arguement, but because it's the internet and they just don't care about what two retarded geeks think of each other or the latest amusing movie out there when they could be looking at a chick sucking off a horse instead.

Mooj fucked around with this message on 08-20-2006 at 09:18 PM.

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Mooj had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
And then they'll go surf porn.

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and it's some damned good porn at that

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Mr. Parcelan.
Black can't even eat ONE worm.

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But I'll never be able to backpedal as well as Mooj just did.

Rather like a small dog knowing he's undoubtedly no longer tough enough to stand on his own four legs, Mooj lets out a few small growls, yelps, and excuses before fleeing, tail tucked firmly between his legs.

I was actually just hoping you'd man up and even futiley try to win that bet of mine, instead of falling back on to, "Well it's just INTERNETS and I don't actually care!" And you're damn right people listen to me, just as sure as you're reading these words right now. Or at the very least, they'll listen to me before they listen to a pathetic, weasily, loud-mouthed brat like you.

And as much as you'd like to think that people will soon forget about this tremendous faggotry of yours right now (and in the past), as much as you'd like to imagine people will just go back to their porn-filled lives and forget exactly why you're such a giant pussy - it doesn't work that way. If I change even one person's mind to how foolish and worthless you really are, then I consider this absolutely no wasted effort or time. Even on a message board lost in the vast spaces of the internet, even with such a small community, even with a hamham as large as you.

Blackened fucked around with this message on 08-20-2006 at 10:00 PM.

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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Blackened said:
a hamham as small as you.

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i think you got the wrong guy

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Blackened had this to say about Knight Rider:
Self-important dribble

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Uh... yeah, whatever.

I've never pretended that people will forget me or my faggotry. As a matter of fact, I think my track record shows that I don't give a rat's ass. I've gotten into it with Maradon, Mod, and others, and never once have I imagined that it would all magically go away. I'm rather proud of the fact that I'm known for being a confrontational dick.

Though, if you want to get into childish insults now, how about you actually learn to do it right you--

EDIT: You know, I really should know better than to post something like that in a thread that doesn't have a flame tag.

Mooj fucked around with this message on 08-20-2006 at 10:26 PM.

I'll get back to you and your tasty slutbread tomorrow maybe

Or you can go ahead and make that poll and state the stakes