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Topic: Germans Invade Paris - Part 2
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 08-15-2006 01:35:15 PM
As you may know, me and my girlfriend visited Vernaltemptress and Bloodsage last month in Paris. Here are a few pictures for you, peasants.

This one you know already. Their dog, Oberon, is really huge.

Really huge. I took that picture standing in front of him.

Well, besides looking dumbstruck at Oberon, we also did the whole tourist thing.

Eiffel Tower:

It's tiny, lol.

Hmmm, maybe not.

Okay, in fact it is rather big.

To give you an idea, this pillar is about the size of one of Oberon's legs.

Well, we went straight to the top.

This is me, being on the top of the tower, being vain.

Acrophobia, anyone?

Somewhere in the city: a pegasus, a trumpet and boobies on a bridge.

The next day, we went to Versaille, residence of the French kings. Well, the last few of them anyway.

My girlfriend and me in front of Versaille.

To avoid boring you with a myriad of artworks decorating the palace, here's just a picture of the chapel inside of Versaille.

And of course we also visited the Louvre. You know, Mona Lisa, the Da Vinci Code, Tom Hanks.

That day my girlfriend took the pictures.

Inside you can see some of the most famous artworks ever. Like for example the

Magnificent Goose Wrestler

MMMmmmmmhhmmmmmmmmm...

...mmmhmm... what the fuck?!

I have no clue either. But I think there must be 13 more of these.

That's what I got for letting my girlfriend use the camera; girls with dicks and some kind of antler collection.

And a picture of of all the ECers in Paris, of course.

The last day we did some road-trippin'.

Your car is going to explode in 600 meters. There is no escape, sucker. Have a nice day.

This picture I took just for Maradon.

Well, I have about 200MB of other pictures with churches from the out- and inside, Paris from above and below and of Oberon, but what I have posted so far, should be enough for you.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 08-15-2006 01:44:14 PM
Well, if chicks with dickes doesn't embody the sacred feminine, I don't know what does.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 08-15-2006 01:44:20 PM
Dear lord, Oberon isn't a dog. He's some extinct super-predator from Prehistory!
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 08-15-2006 01:46:22 PM
that poor goose.
Almond
Intellectual Socialist
posted 08-15-2006 01:54:43 PM
Bloodsage looks buff, Vernal looks like she needs some PT. The dog is just plain huge must be a Mastif type?

Thanks for posting the pictures

Edit your GF looks hawt BTW. Must run to gym lose weight I'm fat.

Almond fucked around with this message on 08-15-2006 at 01:57 PM.

Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 08-15-2006 02:04:06 PM
quote:
How.... Trent.... uughhhhhh:
that poor goose.

The fight was obviously rigged. No kid or man can take a goose.

I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

Sig pic done by the very talented SJen!

Sean
posted 08-15-2006 02:29:53 PM
That roadsign is awesome, I want one.

And what the hell is with the chin pubes mang.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 08-15-2006 04:47:46 PM
Did anyone surrender?
Gork
Pancake
posted 08-15-2006 04:50:12 PM
quote:
I have no clue either. But I think there must be 13 more of these.

Look like sword hangers to me.

EDIT: That dog is F* Huge!

Gork fucked around with this message on 08-15-2006 at 04:50 PM.

Another Unsolved Mystery is goin' down in history.
Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 08-15-2006 06:54:44 PM
OMG, Sage is Chevy Chase!


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 08-15-2006 06:57:33 PM
Pictures of Oberon are always welcome. He's such an adorably huge dog. Tarq just looks THRILLED to be the one sitting next to the pooch, too.

Tarq's stylin' soul patch is like a drinking game...if you see it, take a drink, if someone else in the picture sees it, two drinks. If they point at it in awe, finish the bottle.

I don't think Sage likes having his picture taken. He never looks happy to have his pic taken. Vern, on the other hand, is having fun hamming it up for the camera.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 08-15-2006 07:00:37 PM
I noticed Oberon's collar. That's all the threat you need if you're considering messing with that dog. attach a leash to it. Go ahead. There is no way in this universe, abiding by our physics, that anything attached to that collar would ever stop that dog.

And yet...he seems like such a happy dog. He clearly seems to be enjoying the new people in that pic. He's allowing you to take pics of him close up (not a lot of dogs will). He seems happy in most pics of him I've seen. Surely he would NEVER consider...oh...coming in while you're sleeping and sitting on your head.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Malbi
posted 08-15-2006 07:38:19 PM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
I noticed Oberon's collar. That's all the threat you need if you're considering messing with that dog. attach a leash to it. Go ahead. There is no way in this universe, abiding by our physics, that anything attached to that collar would ever stop that dog.

And yet...he seems like such a happy dog. He clearly seems to be enjoying the new people in that pic. He's allowing you to take pics of him close up (not a lot of dogs will). He seems happy in most pics of him I've seen. Surely he would NEVER consider...oh...coming in while you're sleeping and sitting on your head.


he looks like he might just lovingly insert your head in his mouth, or you know click your entire face in one lick.

I Didnt ask to be Secretary of Balloon Doggies, the Balloon Doggies demanded it!
Blackened
posted 08-15-2006 09:58:58 PM
Those pictures fucking rock. You look like a really sweet guy to hang around with, Tarq.

Also, I'm not sure who has the larger breasts in this picture - Bloodsage with his magnificently hard nipples, or the 36DD (42DD?) in the maroon tanktop.


Although my distaste for you as a human being is brobdingnagian,
what I'm about to do isn't personal.
tFUCKING RETARD
Pancake
posted 08-15-2006 10:03:47 PM
So anyone actually know what kinda dog Oberon is? Heard "Some form of Mastiff" a couple times, would love a definitive answer from someone.

Looks toward 'Sage

There's nothing like a funeral to make you feel alive.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 08-15-2006 10:15:24 PM
quote:
And now, we sprinkle Blackened liberally with Old Spice!
Those pictures fucking rock. You look like a really sweet guy to hang around with, Tarq.

Oh, he is. His girlfriend's really cool, too. He'll drink your goddamned ass under the table, though.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Malbi
posted 08-15-2006 11:49:55 PM
I would imagine he's a plain old Mastiff, looks just like every picture I've ever seen.
heres the AKC specifications for mastiffs
AKC Mastiff

Malbi fucked around with this message on 08-15-2006 at 11:55 PM.

I Didnt ask to be Secretary of Balloon Doggies, the Balloon Doggies demanded it!
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 08-16-2006 01:53:14 AM
Jeeze... I knew Oberon was huge.. but wow.

And the two laying down statue pictures remind me of a Monty Python scetch. X)

Mr. Gainsborough
posted 08-16-2006 01:54:03 AM
hey guys

bloodsage has a big dog

its true i swear!

Gadani
U
posted 08-16-2006 01:57:01 AM
What kind of dog is Oberon?
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 08-16-2006 02:06:57 AM
quote:
Gadani enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
What kind of dog is Oberon?

i think it might be a big dog but im not sure you might wanna ask someone

CBTao
Pancake
posted 08-16-2006 02:17:56 AM
its a Bull Mastiff I believe.
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 08-16-2006 12:15:10 PM
- Oberon is an English Mastiff. "Whoah, what a huge dog", is pretty much the standard reaction when someone sees him. Everytime we took him out for a walk, he was usually surrounded by a small crowd of people wanting to take pictures of Oberon.

- I like my beard spot. It was in fashion here about ten years ago. Never got rid of it.

- Yes, I've been told to be a nice guy to hang out with. But I also paid Karnaj for his post in this thread.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 08-16-2006 06:16:01 PM
Bloody hell, the picture down the side of the tower... *clings to solid ground*
Skaw
posted 08-17-2006 12:24:31 AM
quote:
This one time, at Tarquinn camp:
Everytime we took him out for a walk, he was usually surrounded by a small crowd of people wanting to take pictures of Oberon.

Celebrity dog itt

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 08-18-2006 04:45:56 AM
Why has no one yet commented on my awesome Thundercats shirt?!
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-18-2006 04:49:59 AM
quote:
So quoth Tarquinn:
Why has no one yet commented on my awesome Thundercats shirt?!

That stopped being cool in America months ago.

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 08-18-2006 04:54:08 AM
See, that's why I visited Paris, and not the States.
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 08-18-2006 04:59:54 AM
quote:
Tarquinn had this to say about pies:
See, that's why I visited Paris, and not the States.

Nobody is cool in Paris.

It's too cool for itself.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-18-2006 05:05:56 AM
quote:
Tarquinn's fortune cookie read:
See, that's why I visited Paris, and not the States.

But you posted on a messageboard occupied by about 90% of people from the United States. So maybe Mod or Jens or Pvednes will give you a high-five for that, but Vorbis, Suddar and I have already moved onto the next big thing.

Spicy frogs.

Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 08-18-2006 05:11:58 AM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Mr. Parcelan:
But you posted on a messageboard occupied by about 90% of people from the United States. So maybe Mod or Jens or Pvednes will give you a high-five for that, but Vorbis, Suddar and I have already moved onto the next big thing.

Spicy frogs.


The decadent euphoria of buffalo wings finally meets the irresistable joy of hating the French.

It's the biggest thing since sliced minks.

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