Well, OK, it's not really a game, because beyond that, it's a free-for-all. You can answer any question or questions you want, as long as you post one of your own with each response. Also, you're all winners in my book.
Anyway, I'll start:
Would you rather sprint 200 meters with a broken shin, or do 150 sit-ups on a bare concrete floor with a broken tailbone?
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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And coming in at #1 is Bloodsage with "Reply." I'm Casey Casem.
Do we get to say whose broken shin we're sprinting with?
Make your choice, weisenheimer, or I'll box your ears!
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
But situps with a broken tailbone? I have had to do a lot with a severely bruised tailbone before... you just lean over to one side a little and do them on your buttcheek.
So, situps ;D
Would you rather:
Bomb a small village full of people who you dont know...
or stab a friend in the face.
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Timpofee put down Tada! magazine long enough to type:
Would you rather:
Bomb a small village full of people who you dont know...
or stab a friend in the face.
I have a couple friends that I'd like to stab in the face, so I'll take the second one.
Would you rather bob for apples in a county fair port-a-potty, or have one of your arms surgically removed?
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
It's not something people hear about.
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And coming in at #1 is Sean with "Reply." I'm Casey Casem.
Christ, I'd say arm.
Good, now come up with a question of your own, you sexy man.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
It's not something people hear about.
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Sean put down Tada! magazine long enough to type:
Would you rather spend a week on an all-semen diet, or spend a week chained to Karnaj's bed?
Ooh, good one. Now, obviously, I've already done both, but which one would I want to do again? Probably the diet, because I can't take the time off work to be chained to bed.
Would you rather have twelve sumo wrestlers use your face as toilet paper, or have "I'M A FAGGOT" tatooed on your forehead for a year?
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Sean wrote this stupid crap:
Would you rather spend a week on an all-semen diet, or spend a week chained to Karnaj's bed?
The semen diet. Because of the sheer amount of semen required to sustain the minimal caloric intake simply to live, I'd either die of starvation or die of fluid overdose. Its a win-win.
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Would you rather have twelve sumo wrestlers use your face as toilet paper, or have "I'M A FAGGOT" tatooed on your forehead for a year?
I would do the tattoo. When the year was up and it became time for the tattoo to be removed, it would leave an impressive scar.
Would you rather destroy your entire video game collection and systems with a sledge hammer, or be restricted to 10 minutes of playtime per day for the rest of your life?
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And now, we sprinkle Azakias liberally with Old Spice!
I would do the tattoo. When the year was up and it became time for the tattoo to be removed, it would leave an impressive scar.Would you rather destroy your entire video game collection and systems with a sledge hammer, or be restricted to 10 minutes of playtime per day for the rest of your life?
See, I'd do the sumo thing, because you can wash that stank off. Well, maybe.
And I'd take the ten minutes per day. I never get to play my videogames any more, thanks to the ol' ball and chain. 
Would you rather be able to know any single fact from any point in the future (tomorrow's lotto numbers, for example) and have it guaranteed to be true, or have the ability to go back in time and kill any one person you want without creating a grandfather paradox for yourself?
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Karnaj put the bop in the bop-she-bop.
Would you rather be able to know any single fact from any point in the future (tomorrow's lotto numbers, for example) and have it guaranteed to be true, or have the ability to go back in time and kill any one person you want without creating a grandfather paradox for yourself?
The former. I don't really hate anyone that much, and I'd rather use my magical future-telling ability as a FORCE FOR GOOD!! than otherwise, as I'm a wimp.
Would you rather: lose one of your most precious posessions, friends or family members, including the memory, so all you have when it's gone is a vague and detatched sense of loss, or have anal juice glands like a dog?
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Karnaj painfully thought these words up:
Would you rather be able to know any single fact from any point in the future (tomorrow's lotto numbers, for example) and have it guaranteed to be true, or have the ability to go back in time and kill any one person you want without creating a grandfather paradox for yourself?
Single fact. Look ahead, to the fortunes that can be made!
Would you rather earn $150,000 p.a. where the average was $250,000, or earn $50,000 p.a. where the average is $25,000?
[Edit: Damn it. Ohwell, I'll leave it out there--things to do...] Pvednes fucked around with this message on 08-09-2006 at 10:33 PM.
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Pvednes had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Single fact. Look ahead, to the fortunes that can be made!Would you rather earn $150,000 p.a. where the average was $250,000, or earn $50,000 p.a. where the average is $25,000?
[Edit: Damn it. Ohwell, I'll leave it out there--things to do...]
I'll take the $150K in a $250K slice of the planet. I just don't see myself being able to support the lifestyle that I want on $50K annually, and while being the poorest rich guy around may not be the greatest thing, it's better than being the richest poor guy.
You have to lose two fingers on your dominant hand, which pair do you choose to lose:
Middle and Ring
Pointer and Pinky
?????
No, Really. Bite me.
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Pvednes got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Single fact. Look ahead, to the fortunes that can be made!Would you rather earn $150,000 p.a. where the average was $250,000, or earn $50,000 p.a. where the average is $25,000?
[Edit: Damn it. Ohwell, I'll leave it out there--things to do...]
$50,000. Anytime you earn above the average, you are considered wealthy, regardless of the actual number.
Would you rather have one year of absolute heavenly bliss, and not remember any of your wonderful year at the end, or would you rather have a lifetime of normalcy without much terrible happenings?
Would you rather live in a comic book or fantasy-type world, with all the epic scale, but also the epic threats on a regular basis (keep in mind how tired you might get of that), or would you rather have a mundane world that's safe from Galactus coming to eat the planet and Sauron trying to screw your immortal soul, where you're just another human?
sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me
Would you rather get tea bagged by a man OR Get tea bagged by a woman?
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Burger still thinks SARS jokes are topical, as evidenced by:
You have to lose two fingers on your dominant hand, which pair do you choose to lose:
Middle and Ring
Pointer and Pinky
?????
Pointer and Pinky. Gots to have my ring finger to keep the wedding band on.
Would you rather have a fully-functional vagina on your forehead for a year, or four sets of testicles dangling from your forearms for a month?
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Pvednes had this to say about Knight Rider:
Would you rather earn $150,000 p.a. where the average was $250,000, or earn $50,000 p.a. where the average is $25,000?
This question is flawed because the 50,000 would have much great purchasing power
"I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God."
-- George Herbert Walker Bush
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Karnaj impressed everyone with:
Would you rather have a fully-functional vagina on your forehead for a year, or four sets of testicles dangling from your forearms for a month?
I dunno, both of those sound pretty fun! 
quote:Middle and ring. With pointer, pinkie, and thumb, I can still claw grip, whereas the ring and middle fingers cannot get far apart. While my middle & ring fingers are stronger overall, I could shift heavy objects to my secondary hand as needed. Writing ability seems to be about the same with either combination of losses. (In either case, the best writing grip is the thumb and nearest finger, excluding the third finger.) Typing would definitely be hampered more by the index/pinkie loss than the middle/ring loss.
Burger needs to hitch a ride with a Vogon constructor fleet.
You have to lose two fingers on your dominant hand, which pair do you choose to lose:
Middle and Ring
Pointer and Pinky
?????
Would you rather feel slightly happy all the time without any variation, or experience absolute joy for one minute per day and no pleasure whatsoever at any other time? `Doc fucked around with this message on 08-10-2006 at 01:16 PM.
quote:The answer to this requires the following additional details:
Ninety-nine bottles of Karnaj on the wall, ninety-nine bottles of Karnaj...
Would you rather have a fully-functional vagina on your forehead for a year, or four sets of testicles dangling from your forearms for a month?
Do the attachments require any existing body parts (including the brain) to be disabled or removed? Including a lobotomy with the vaginal implant could be a serious issue.
Do the attachments transmit tactile sensations, or are the purely cosmetic?
Consider this choice: would you rather save your girlfriend or a trolley car of children?
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
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And now, we sprinkle Fazum'Zen Fastfist liberally with Old Spice!
Most of these are far too theoretical.
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Consider this choice: would you rather save your girlfriend or a trolley car of children?
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far too theoretical
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far too theoretical
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[big]far too theoretical[/bold]
Anyway, I'd save the children, so I never have to tell my wife about the affair I was having with my girlfriend.
Would you rather eat through your butt and poop out your mouth for a year, or have someone hold you down and take an electric belt sander to your back for a good ten minutes?
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
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Everyone wondered WTF when Karnaj wrote:
Anyway, I'd save the children, so I never have to tell my wife about the affair I was having with my girlfriend.Would you rather eat through your butt and poop out your mouth for a year, or have someone hold you down and take an electric belt sander to your back for a good ten minutes?
I'll do the mouth shitting, ass eating bit. Shit can't taste as bad as vomit, and I'm sure that you would get used to it, but the debilitation and scarring from the belt sander incident would be permanant and terrible.
Would you rather:
Feel perfectly rested after just 4 hours of sleep every night, and be alert through the day.
Require 10 hours a night to feel rested, but have a $60 000 pension. (it's like being old and retired, but you're at your own age!!!)
No, Really. Bite me.
Four hours prz.
It's not something people hear about.
