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Pvednes
Lynched
posted 07-29-2006 11:19:54 PM
I've just attained the rank of operational firefighter!

I'm a real fireman now, and I've got the certificate to prove it.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 07-30-2006 12:54:32 AM
My pussy's in a tree. Also, I don't know where my cat is.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 07-30-2006 02:38:41 AM
Congratulations!
I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Alaan
posted 07-30-2006 08:59:41 AM

You'll have to pass on all your crazy stories. I know the fire guys I work with at the race track all have a bunch.

Mr. Gainsborough
posted 07-30-2006 09:07:24 AM
My dad once had a call to go put out a flaming wheelbarrow in the middle of a road.

True story.

Almond
Intellectual Socialist
posted 07-30-2006 11:36:37 AM
Congratulations!
LeMiere
posted 07-30-2006 02:59:34 PM
Congratz!
Cavalier-
Pancake
posted 07-31-2006 02:38:58 AM
Grats dude.

Word of warning though.... be sure to take a small supply of barf-bags when you attend your first car accident/fatality.


Puking on the corpse is a bad thing...

Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 07-31-2006 02:39:28 AM
Das cool.
Pvednes
Lynched
posted 07-31-2006 03:09:55 AM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Cavalier- said this:
Grats dude.

Word of warning though.... be sure to take a small supply of barf-bags when you attend your first car accident/fatality.


Puking on the corpse is a bad thing...


I'm fairly used to gore...but it's quite an orderly medical type gore.

So thanks for the warning.

Pvednes fucked around with this message on 07-31-2006 at 03:14 AM.

`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 07-31-2006 08:00:20 AM
Congratulations!

Don't get caught under a recently-burning building.

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