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El Cuchillo
RETARD! DO NOT FEED!
posted 06-19-2006 10:25:57 AM
My friend wants her female bits to taste like maraschino cherries, and I figured with all your genetic knowledge you'd be able to pull something like that off. Let me know what you can come up with and we'll fund the necessary procedures.

(Also, get on Yahoo more often.)

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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 06-19-2006 10:41:28 AM
Get a jar of maraschino cherries. Grab a handful. Crush to pulp. Smear.

That, or drink a lot of Manhattans.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



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El Cuchillo
RETARD! DO NOT FEED!
posted 06-19-2006 10:43:21 AM
She's not into the whole food-on-bits thing, but I'll suggest Manhattans to her. I think she's hoping for something a bit more permanent, though.

I think that would be an interesting cosmetic surgery market.

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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 06-19-2006 10:54:10 AM
Look up the ingredients of a Manhattan and I hope that you'll see that I'm joking.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



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El Cuchillo
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posted 06-19-2006 11:02:23 AM
quote:

3/4 oz sweet vermouth
2 1/2 oz bourbon whiskey
1 dash Angostura® bitters
1 maraschino cherry
1 twist orange peel

Why wouldn't this work? I mean everybody knows chocolate changes the flavor, why wouldn't eating a lot of cherries?

Besides, I'm sure she wouldn't mind an excuse to consume alcohol.

I'll let you guys know how well it works.

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Steven Steve
posted 06-19-2006 11:25:39 AM
1 dash Angostura® bitters

Also, what the fuck.

Fazum'Zen Fastfist fucked around with this message on 06-19-2006 at 11:26 AM.

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 06-19-2006 11:37:07 AM
quote:
El Cuchillo put down Tada! magazine long enough to type:
Why wouldn't this work? I mean everybody knows chocolate changes the flavor, why wouldn't eating a lot of cherries?

Besides, I'm sure she wouldn't mind an excuse to consume alcohol.

I'll let you guys know how well it works.


1 cherry vs. 2 jiggers of alcohol? Dude, her vag is going to smell like whiskey before it smells like fruit.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



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El Cuchillo
RETARD! DO NOT FEED!
posted 06-19-2006 11:41:57 AM
quote:
Karnaj attempted to be funny by writing:
1 cherry vs. 2 jiggers of alcohol? Dude, her vag is going to smell like whiskey before it smells like fruit.

We'll cross that bridge when we come to it.

Drunk girl--who wants to see if she tastes like cherries--in my apartment. Do you not see the value in this prospect?

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Steven Steve
posted 06-19-2006 11:54:41 AM
"Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" - El Cuchillo
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-19-2006 11:55:30 AM
"It's not rape if she's drunk." - ElCuchillo
Suddar
posted 06-19-2006 01:40:37 PM
"hehehehehehehehehehe" - ElCuchillo's brother
Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-19-2006 01:45:06 PM
420 guys
El Cuchillo
RETARD! DO NOT FEED!
posted 06-19-2006 02:16:05 PM
My brother is idiotic in completely different ways. He's a pothead and I've never even touched the stuff.

Update: Pvednes has still not responded. Where's my genetics solution, good sir?

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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 06-19-2006 02:19:04 PM
Even Aussies need their beauty sleep.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



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El Cuchillo
RETARD! DO NOT FEED!
posted 06-19-2006 02:33:25 PM
quote:
Karnaj said this about your mom:
Even Aussies need their beauty sleep.

I don't think there's anything beautiful about Pvednes. Then again maybe that's why he needs the sleep.

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Steven Steve
posted 06-19-2006 02:49:18 PM
By the hairy ass of Crom, change your avatar back, Cuchillo.

If that's your girlfriend there, tell her that her hair is "glam," then call her a retard.

Fazum'Zen Fastfist fucked around with this message on 06-19-2006 at 02:50 PM.

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-19-2006 02:51:54 PM
Faz.

What.

El Cuchillo
RETARD! DO NOT FEED!
posted 06-19-2006 03:00:03 PM
quote:
Fazum'Zen Fastfist had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
If that's your girlfriend there, tell her that her hair is "glam," then call her a retard.

No, that's not my girlfriend.

You're focusing too much on the hair and not enough on the finger. Do I need to draw you a diagram?

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Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-19-2006 03:01:06 PM
What the fuck is it with idiots that somehow think anything less than a Norweigan man having sex with a tank is edgy?
Sean
posted 06-19-2006 03:06:20 PM
quote:
Then why did you try to fuck him like a bitch, Mr. Parcelan?
What the fuck is it with idiots that somehow think anything less than a Norweigan man having sex with a tank is edgy?

I find Black's almost girlish hips to be pretty edgy.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-19-2006 03:06:49 PM
quote:
Sean had this to say about Optimus Prime:
I find Black's almost girlish hips to be pretty edgy.

Black is the new LeMiere.

Steven Steve
posted 06-19-2006 03:10:18 PM
I think the girl in your avatar needs a swift raping, Cuchillo.
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Suddar
posted 06-19-2006 03:14:15 PM
Faz is such an internet male. I think she's pretty hot.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-19-2006 03:14:51 PM
quote:
We were all impressed when Suddar wrote:
Faz is such an internet male. I think she's pretty hot.

Maybe YOU need a little Faz treatment, then.

Steven Steve
posted 06-19-2006 03:38:28 PM
Yes she's attractive, but just look at her haha
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

El Cuchillo
RETARD! DO NOT FEED!
posted 06-19-2006 03:41:12 PM
Well, to be fair, the file WAS called 'chickenhair.jpg'.
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Steven Steve
posted 06-19-2006 03:42:17 PM
No, her hair is fine, it's the middle finger and shit-eating face that's so infuriating.
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

El Cuchillo
RETARD! DO NOT FEED!
posted 06-19-2006 03:52:31 PM
I have other pictures but they wouldn't make good avatars. The finger is the whole point. Once again, do I have to draw you a diagram?
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Maradon!
posted 06-19-2006 03:52:53 PM
I think the problem lies in the fact that the taste of maraschino cherries is manufactured and actually has little to do with the cherries so much as the sugary coctail they're kept in.

So it's not like we could take cherry genes and implant them in her via a modified retrovirus or anything, because there is no gene responsible for that taste.

I suppose science could manufacture such a gene but I'm pretty sure that creating new genes out of whole cloth is still a while away yet.

Suddar
posted 06-19-2006 03:53:06 PM
it does look kind of weird I dunno
El Cuchillo
RETARD! DO NOT FEED!
posted 06-19-2006 03:53:46 PM
quote:
Maradon! had this to say about Tron:
I think the problem lies in the fact that the taste of maraschino cherries is manufactured and actually has little to do with the cherries so much as the sugary coctail they're kept in.

So it's not like we could take cherry genes and implant them in her via a modified retrovirus or anything, because there is no gene responsible for that taste.

I suppose science could manufacture such a gene but I'm pretty sure that creating new genes out of whole cloth is still a while away yet.


Oh ok cool thanks Pv... wait a minute.

Get out of my thread.

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Maradon!
posted 06-19-2006 03:54:46 PM
Be glad I'm not talking about your dumb sig pic.
Steven Steve
posted 06-19-2006 04:02:32 PM
Ha ha. And I'm afraid you are going to have to draw me a diagram, Cuchillo. Why is this brash and sassy young gal extending her middle finger in defiance? Is it in rebellion of grown-ups? Is she a gangsta?
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Maradon!
posted 06-19-2006 04:15:00 PM
Is it because she resembles Dina from "Salute Your Shorts"?
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 06-19-2006 04:21:39 PM
quote:
Aw, geez, I have Maradon! all over myself!
Is it because she resembles Dina from "Salute Your Shorts"?

Best show ever.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



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El Cuchillo
RETARD! DO NOT FEED!
posted 06-19-2006 04:25:57 PM
quote:
Fazum'Zen Fastfist attempted to be funny by writing:
Ha ha. And I'm afraid you are going to have to draw me a diagram, Cuchillo. Why is this brash and sassy young gal extending her middle finger in defiance? Is it in rebellion of grown-ups? Is she a gangsta?

Don't read into it too much. It's really very straightforward.

El Cuchillo fucked around with this message on 06-19-2006 at 04:26 PM.

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Maradon!
posted 06-19-2006 04:26:48 PM
quote:
Karnajing:
Best show ever.

Agreed, rivaled only by the classic "Pete & Pete"

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 06-19-2006 04:29:33 PM
quote:
Maradon! still thinks SARS jokes are topical, as evidenced by:
Agreed, rivaled only by the classic "Pete & Pete"

They filmed some of the episode with the always-ringing phone at the abandoned drive-in a few miles from where I grew up. I was proud of that for years.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



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El Cuchillo
RETARD! DO NOT FEED!
posted 06-19-2006 04:52:54 PM
Thread Hijack in Progress

I think of all the shows they played on Nick that I miss the most, I'd have to say Danger Mouse.

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Reynar
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Best Lap
posted 06-19-2006 05:02:26 PM
quote:
El Cuchillo wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Thread Hijack in Progress

I think of all the shows they played on Nick that I miss the most, I'd have to say Danger Mouse.


Man, that girl in your avatar has some crrrrazy hair!

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