Do they really mean it?
Where are my damn wings? Pvednes fucked around with this message on 06-01-2006 at 01:15 PM.
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Peanut butter ass Shaq Azizza booooze lime pole over bench lick:
Just mix it with jager. While I am not much of a drinker my friends lover Jager Bombs. Of course it makes it hard to sleep off being drunk. But hey at least they like them.
The Jagerbomb tends to be the exclusive providence of rich college kids with no taste and enough money to blow $6 on a 12oz drink that tastes like cough syrup mixed with cherry kool aid.
If you want caffeine and alcohol, spend $2 on an 8oz irish coffee, as it has more caffeine AND more alcohol. Maradon! fucked around with this message on 06-01-2006 at 01:29 PM.
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Maradon!'s fortune cookie read:
The Jagerbomb tends to be the exclusive providence of rich college kids with no taste and enough money to blow $6 on a 12oz drink that tastes like cough syrup mixed with cherry kool aid.If you want caffeine and alcohol, spend $2 on an 8oz irish coffee, as it has more caffeine AND more alcohol.
Except some people don't like irish coffee, just how you dont seem to like Jagerbomb taste.
And as far as the price goes, $6 is a new one to me, at any of the bars near U of Mich, they keep Jagerbombs on tap basically, and cost half that much at best.
Alternately you could just get a few packets of cherry lick-'um-aid and mix it up with equal parts sugar in some cheap $4/quart vodka. Pop some $2/bottle no-doz and it's the exact same thing! Plus no carbonation so you can slam the whole quart without belching.
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As the nuclear device detonated, President Maradon! was quoted to say:An 8oz can of red bull alone is about $2, a jager shot goes for around $2 and I figure the fact that you're buying it at a bar in a college town could easily constitute the other $2.
Alternately you could just get a few packets of cherry lick-'um-aid and mix it up with equal parts sugar in some cheap $4/quart vodka. Pop some $2/bottle no-doz and it's the exact same thing! Plus no carbonation so you can slam the whole quart without belching.
Bleh, red bull would be undrinkable if it weren't carbonated.
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Pvednes's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
Bleh, red bull would be undrinkable if it weren't carbonated.
Red bull tastes really bad as it is. It's only drinkable if mixed with something else.
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And coming in at #1 is Mr. Parcelan with "Reply." I'm Casey Casem.
I'm always afraid that Jagerbombs will give me a heart attack
What I don't understand is why anyone would want to sully Jager by mixing it with Red Bull.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Karnaj impressed everyone with:
What I don't understand is why anyone would want to sullyJager by mixing it with Red Bulltheir tastebuds by drinking that crap, it tastes like cough syrup.
I mean the stuff's a digestive fer cryin' out loud. It's like chugging Pepto for grins.
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Check out the big brain on Mr. Parcelan!
I'm always afraid that Jagerbombs will give me a heart attack
It's happened with Redbull + Vodkas. Two guys came to my party a while back with monsters and were chasing Jack with it. I dumped their monsters simply because I didn't need that kind of crap happening at my house(even if they HAVE done it before, I don't want you to keel over dead at my party, so drink the jack, or drink the monster, but not both).
I'll stick to caffine or booze, but not both for an evening.
Irish car bombs are neato too. In fact, I love any explosive-sounding drink. If they made one called 'Exploding bomby kablooie napalm bunnies' I would drink that too ;x
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Aw, geez, I have Maradon! all over myself!
A car bomb, I believe, is any drink where you drop a shot into a beer.
The generic term is a boilermaker. It can be any beer and any whisk(e)y.
An irsh carbomb is, strictly speaking, a pint of Guinness and a layered shot of irish whiskey and irish creme dropped in. I imagine that you can substitute any irish stout for the Guinness.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
Jagerbomb: Jager and Red Bull
Sakebomb (personal favorite): Sake and beer (preferrably Azn)
Irish Carbomb: Whiskey and beer
Boilermaker: Tequila and beer
Homobomb (personal creation): Bailey's and Kahlua
It should technically only be done with whiskey or tequila. Vodka is bland enough that you should just mix it with something else, gin just isn't meant for that sort of thing, scotch is really better straight up. Liquers can easily fit into it, though. There are a few wacky eccentrics that use wine in beer...those guys are sort of weird.
I was over at a friends house and about 6 of us did them all at once--it was strange, because instead of being in a bar where there's normally noise and shit, all you could hear was people chugging. Kind of creepy, really.
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Over the mountain, in between the ups and downs, I ran into Alidane who doth quote:
The amusing thing about Irish Car Bombs is how incredibly fast it curdles.
Yeah, that put me off a bit at first too, but they're good once you get past the cottage-cheese look.
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Peanut butter ass Shaq CBTao booooze lime pole over bench lick:
You have to drink it before it curdles, ideally within 2-3 seconds.
Every time I've ever had an irish car bomb, curdling has been instantaneous.
Northern Ireland has the IRA, not Ireland 
But i'm pretty sure you already knew that.
New Age Bane fucked around with this message on 06-09-2006 at 06:05 AM.
If your heart doesn't exploded from that, well then 2 cans of red bull should be fine.
Hey guys, let's go get shoot up some heroin and then take a couple bumps to pick ourselves back up, right?
