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Blackened
posted 05-31-2006 12:29:20 AM
My first day was going pretty good until at the cafeteria I met this girl named Ashley. She came up and started talking to me about the shirt I was wearing (which was an Eva shirt my friend had made me where I lived before) she said that she liked anime too and invited me over to her house to watch FLCL. She's pretty damn hot, about 5'6 brown hair beautifully shaped tits and a really pretty face, so naturally I said sure. So at first this new school seemed pretty good until after lunch when I met Ashley's boyfriend Rocco. He came up to me surrounded by a bunch of his freinds and told me, "Stay away from ashley, or I swear to god I'll fucking kill you". I was pretty shaken because he seemed fucking serious.

I went home and that night at the dinner table I told my parents, my father actually seemed unconcerned but my mom got scared and said "you’re moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air" I whistled for a cab and when it came near the Licensplate said "fresh" and had a dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air I pulled up to a house about seven or eight And I yelled to the cabby "yo, home smell you later" Looked at my kingdom I was finally there To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air

Blackened fucked around with this message on 05-31-2006 at 12:29 AM.


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posted 05-31-2006 12:32:17 AM
copypasta
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Blackened
posted 05-31-2006 12:33:54 AM
quote:
Mr. John Q. Gainsborough Esq. III.
copypasta
oh man you're quick

only took you 3 minutes to figure that out and post it


Although my distaste for you as a human being is brobdingnagian,
what I'm about to do isn't personal.
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Alidane
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posted 05-31-2006 12:34:18 AM
I...don't get it. Does this mean I'm not cool?
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Gadani
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posted 05-31-2006 12:34:44 AM
i swear this isnt old yet
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Blackened
posted 05-31-2006 12:37:25 AM
edit ^^^ it's too early in the thread for complete faggotry to take over okay.

quote:
Alidane.
I...don't get it. Does this mean I'm not cool?
Yes so instead you can solve this riddle for me:

I am the death that cannot die
I am the gorgon with ten eyes
I am glass without pane
I am lion without mane

What am I?

Blackened fucked around with this message on 05-31-2006 at 12:38 AM.


Although my distaste for you as a human being is brobdingnagian,
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posted 05-31-2006 12:42:01 AM
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oh man you're quick

only took you 3 minutes to figure that out and post it

if you're gonna copypasta shit from 4chan at least make it good ones

there's plenty to choose from

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Blackened
posted 05-31-2006 12:44:17 AM
quote:
Mr. John Q. Gainsborough Esq. III.
if you're gonna copypasta shit from 4chan at least make it good ones

there's plenty to choose from

Or maybe I actually don't care enough for that, because I know people on this forum just love to shit up threads consistantly.

So I only really care about 1 in every 10 threads I make and this is not that 1


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posted 05-31-2006 12:45:39 AM
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Or maybe I actually don't care enough for that, because I know people on this forum just love to shit up threads consistantly.

So I only really care about 1 in every 10 threads I make and this is not that 1

fair enough hombre

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Kegwen
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posted 05-31-2006 12:45:49 AM
These really aren't funny sorry
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Blackened
posted 05-31-2006 12:47:36 AM
quote:
Kegwen.
These really aren't funny sorry
oh man am I glad you posted this

I'd better seriously think harder next time if what I post is going to be amusing for you, Kegwen! Sorry!


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Suddar
posted 05-31-2006 12:53:08 AM
Listen Black it isn't funny why are you arguing

gosh

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Niklas
hay guys whats going on in this title?
posted 05-31-2006 12:57:11 AM
quote:
Blackened had this to say about Duck Tales:
edit ^^^ it's too early in the thread for complete faggotry to take over okay.

Complete faggotry is calling this a shit thread?

It's a shit thread.

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Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 05-31-2006 12:57:14 AM
You know, these are really starting to get out of hand, dude.

For awhile, I had a lot of respect for you. I mean, geez. I remember some of the early times we had back in EQ. How you managed to scare our raid by fake yelling to the zone and stuff like that. Man, was Leod upset with that. At least, the first time you did it.

But now? You've just become an enormous douche. You aren't cool anymore and you definitely aren't funny. You just post all this stupid shit. I mean, really, everything doesn't have to have some sort of Fresh Prince stuff in it. If you'd try to be original for once in your life, you might just make people laugh once in awhile.

I was gonna invite you up to my place for the 4th of July but my mom got scared and said "you’re moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air" I whistled for a cab and when it came near the Licensplate said "fresh" and had a dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air I pulled up to a house about seven or eight And I yelled to the cabby "yo, home smell you later" Looked at my kingdom I was finally there To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air

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posted 05-31-2006 12:58:03 AM
Black is out of his league here

we're the funny police

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JooJooFlop
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posted 05-31-2006 01:07:23 AM
quote:
Blackened obviously shouldn't have said:
I am the death that cannot die
I am the gorgon with ten eyes
I am glass without pane
I am lion without mane

What am I?

A sorry ass motherfucker.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Blackened
posted 05-31-2006 02:04:08 AM
quote:
Mr. John Q. Gainsborough Esq. III.
Black is out of his league here

we're the funny police

Haha, no kidding

I'd better just give it up because other people know better than me

in other news I like this smilie


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Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 05-31-2006 02:11:47 AM
quote:
Blackened impressed everyone with:
in other news I like this smilie


haha pwnt

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Blackened
posted 05-31-2006 02:18:09 AM
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Falaanla Marr.


haha pwnt

oh yeah well URGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! v

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Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 05-31-2006 02:19:15 AM
oh jesus i can't beat that wait yes i can.


fucking pwnt again stop trying nubcaek

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Mr. Parcelan
posted 05-31-2006 02:35:59 AM
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Demos
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posted 05-31-2006 02:43:14 AM
"Jesus saves, Buddha enlightens, Cthulhu thinks you'll make a nice sandwich."
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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 05-31-2006 02:50:17 AM
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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posted 05-31-2006 02:52:42 AM








Sean fucked around with this message on 05-31-2006 at 02:53 AM.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.
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Blackened
posted 05-31-2006 02:54:53 AM

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what I'm about to do isn't personal.
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Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 05-31-2006 02:59:46 AM
Damn, I wanted to hear more about those beautifully shaped tits.
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
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Ozimander
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posted 05-31-2006 03:01:39 AM
I still find these funny and support more stories that suddenly break off in to the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.

Though I admit having wanted to hear a tale about Rocco.


EDIT: Rocco, not Rosco. WHOOPS

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posted 05-31-2006 10:33:24 AM
quote:
Out of a possible 10, Mr. Parcelan scored a straight 1 with:



You stole my shit!

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Karnaj
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posted 05-31-2006 10:39:39 AM
And what do they call the act?

The Aristocrats!

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 05-31-2006 12:58:52 PM
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posted 05-31-2006 01:20:11 PM
this thread took a turn for the gay
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Mr. Parcelan
posted 05-31-2006 04:07:01 PM
quote:
Bajah loves Parcelan like a fat kid loves cake

You stole my shit!

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Bajah
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posted 05-31-2006 04:42:07 PM
quote:
Out of a possible 10, Mr. Parcelan scored a straight 1 with:


UNRULY BASTARD!!

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Mr. Parcelan
posted 05-31-2006 04:45:22 PM
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Karnaj
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posted 05-31-2006 04:50:43 PM
Very well, death it is. But first: the Aristocrats!
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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Mortious
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posted 05-31-2006 06:17:11 PM



Mortious fucked around with this message on 05-31-2006 at 06:17 PM.

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posted 05-31-2006 06:43:41 PM


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Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
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posted 05-31-2006 06:49:01 PM


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Alidane
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posted 05-31-2006 09:11:17 PM
Demanding source for Star Wars animated gifs.
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Mortious
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posted 05-31-2006 09:31:31 PM
quote:
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Demanding source for Star Wars animated gifs.

YTMND.

http://happystorm.ytmnd.com/

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