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Topic: East coast, pack your bags and put on your swimsuits.
Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 05-26-2006 12:10:09 AM
Because if you're not underwater now, you will be in ~24 hours!

Personally, I would have tried for a date a wee bit further off, so when it doesn't happen, I wouldn't look like as much of a dumbass as this guy does...

Maradon!
posted 05-26-2006 01:13:53 AM
It's the 26th.
Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 05-26-2006 01:14:52 AM
Blackened
posted 05-26-2006 01:36:14 AM
quote:
Maradon!.
It's the 26th.
But there's a 48 hour window in which this might happen!

Well guys it was nice knowing you all but it looks like I'll be dead soon.


Although my distaste for you as a human being is brobdingnagian,
what I'm about to do isn't personal.
Vinven D`Slyfox
posted 05-26-2006 01:56:45 AM
quote:
Blackened got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
But there's a 48 hour window in which this might happen!

Well guys it was nice knowing you all but it looks like I'll be dead soon.


/mmorpg

Can I have your stuff?

Tier
posted 05-26-2006 05:03:57 AM
OH NO I'M DROWNING HALP
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 05-26-2006 06:20:35 AM
hey guys whats that noi
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Suddar
posted 05-26-2006 07:24:48 AM
Peace out dudes.

P.S.:

quote:
Karnaj had this to say about Punky Brewster:
hey guys whats that noi

Hey you're not some internet cool dude alright, cut it out and type normally. God some people's kids.

Suddar fucked around with this message on 05-26-2006 at 07:25 AM.

Azakias
Never wore the pants, thus still wields the power of unused (_|_)
posted 05-26-2006 08:17:56 PM
.....

Its storming out, does that count?

"Age by age have men stood up and said to the world, 'From what has come before me, I was forged, but I am new and greater than my forebears.' And so each man walks the world in ruin, abandoned and untried. Less than the whole of his being"
Blackened
posted 05-26-2006 08:21:32 PM
posting dis from underwater

Although my distaste for you as a human being is brobdingnagian,
what I'm about to do isn't personal.
Mooj
Scorned Fanboy
posted 05-27-2006 11:03:06 PM
You know, reading this site for the updates he's making now that the day has passed is damn amusing. You can just read the anguish in his text that his doomsday hasn't come to pass.
Maradon!
posted 05-27-2006 11:12:26 PM
quote:
Peanut butter ass Shaq Mooj booooze lime pole over bench lick:
You know, reading this site for the updates he's making now that the day has passed is damn amusing. You can just read the anguish in his text that his doomsday hasn't come to pass.

I agree, haha.

quote:
Many people undoubtedly think that the announced event has fizzled and may be readjusting their outlook on life and returning their lives to normal.

I have trouble doing that when I think of all the dreams and other signs which I have witnessed that point to this event. What would otherwise be the purpose of all these warnings?


Have you considered that you may be out of your fucking mind?

KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 05-28-2006 11:58:49 AM
"It is possible that the comet has already struck -- Eric Julien saw it slice through the atmosphere, the ocean and the lithosphere without there being any conflagration. His original vision did not involve an immediate sequential link between the fragment and the wave; the comet was rather given subsequently as a cause of the event. I could imagine that ET's using comet fragments as weapons might have ways to send these directly through a medium such as water."

onoes!! ET is coming back to destroy us and stealz our Reeses Pieces

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
Leftover Mog
No, the spelling errors are not intentional
posted 05-28-2006 02:54:30 PM
Can someoen please mail me a snorkel, its kinda hard to breethe underwater and riteaid is sold out.
Won't you be my friend

"I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God."
-- George Herbert Walker Bush

Suddar
posted 05-29-2006 11:35:24 AM
It's Monday and I'm still breathing oxygen.
Sean
posted 05-29-2006 11:38:11 AM
It's better down where it's wetter, take it from me. Under da sea.
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Toktuk
Pooh Ogre
Keeper of the Shoulders of Peachis Perching
posted 05-29-2006 01:14:17 PM
quote:
Suddar had this to say about John Romero:
It's Monday and I'm still breathing oxygen.

You grew gills?

-H

Zaile Ghostmaker
You've gotta remember, I'm an EverQuest character.
posted 05-29-2006 02:29:09 PM
quote:
Suddar's fortune cookie read:
It's Monday and I'm still breathing oxygen.

quote:
Hellbender painfully thought these words up:
You grew gills?

-H


We've secretly replaced Suddar's oxygen with Folger's Crystals. Let's watch, and see if he notices.

I find that most problems can be solved by excessive violence.

It is held in thought
only by the understanding
of the Wind.

Mightion Defensor
posted 05-29-2006 02:54:27 PM
quote:
Zaile Ghostmaker wrote their words upon the rocks;
We've secretly replaced Suddar's oxygen with Folger's Crystals. Let's watch, and see if he notices.

A circuit court judge made us stop. He said there were insufficient grounds.

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 05-29-2006 03:02:09 PM
Wouldn't have mattered; Suddar's on the lam in Java.
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Mightion Defensor
posted 05-29-2006 04:53:48 PM
quote:
Bloodsage wrote their words upon the rocks;
Wouldn't have mattered; Suddar's on the lam in Java.

With his friend Joe, no doubt.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 05-30-2006 11:30:23 AM
I want to murder everything, myself included.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Maradon!
posted 05-30-2006 01:04:23 PM
quote:
Peanut butter ass Shaq Mightion Defensor booooze lime pole over bench lick:
A circuit court judge made us stop. He said there were insufficient grounds.

It took me about 3 times rereading this to get it. Then I lol'd and shouted "OH FUCK HAHA" several times.

Kennatsu
hu�mor 1. That which is intended to induce laughter or amusement: a writer skilled at crafting humor.
posted 05-30-2006 01:18:36 PM
Crap... now I'm on a rock surrounded by water on all sides.

...

waitaminute...

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 05-30-2006 01:52:38 PM
quote:
Bent over the coffee table, Mightion Defensor squealed:
With his friend Joe, no doubt.

But there's trouble brewing in Paradise.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Mightion Defensor
posted 05-30-2006 01:55:40 PM
quote:
And the Replyobots combined to form Bloodsage, who roared:
But there's trouble brewing in Paradise.

Yeah, I saw the mug shots from that pot deal gone bad.

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 05-30-2006 02:36:04 PM
quote:
Bent over the coffee table, Mightion Defensor squealed:
Yeah, I saw the mug shots from that pot deal gone bad.

I heard they fell in with the dregs of society.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 05-30-2006 02:52:40 PM
This thread reminds me of the Isaac Asimov story where we learn about the true source of humor. All human beings only laugh at jokes that were originally implanted in our ancestors' minds by extraterrestrials as part of some experiment. Any jokes we make up on our own cannot, per the stipulations of the experiment, be found funny, and we call these puns.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 05-30-2006 02:57:45 PM
You're anger is percolating because you weren't invited to play, isn't it?
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 05-30-2006 03:17:35 PM
quote:
And coming in at #1 is Bloodsage with "Reply." I'm Casey Casem.
You're anger is percolating because you weren't invited to play, isn't it?

I am not anger!

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 05-30-2006 03:31:09 PM
Eep! Mark that one on your calendar.

That's what I get for not proofreading after I change my mind. It originally said, "You're just simmering because. . .but I thought "percolating" was a cooler word and changed it without going back to make sure it still worked.

There's a lesson in there somewhere, kids.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Ruvyen
Cartoon Broccoli Boy
posted 05-31-2006 12:37:25 AM

Made with this fun little thing.

Thief: "I have come to a realisation. Dragons are not real in a general sense, but they may exist in certain specific cases."
Fighter: "Like how quantum mechanics describes how subatomic particles can spontaneously pop into existence at random!"
Thief: "No, that's stupid and stop making up words."
--8-Bit Theater
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