In other news, Jessica Simpson actually does a passable version of Nance Sinatra's "These Boots Were Made for Walkin'" and the eye-candy is even better than the original.
Speaking of which, any *cough*fans*cough* of Jessica Simpson should really check out Adam Green's "Jessica"--it's pure hilarity, on top of being a pretty good song. Heck, his whole album Friends of Mine is pretty good if you have a taste for the absurd.
Finally, The Scissor Sisters do an oddly compelling version of "Comfortably Numb," but it seems too much like blasphemy to buy it. I might have to get that new video card and extra monitor just so I can watch videos on one while I work on the other.
Edit: Adam Green, dammit. Bloodsage fucked around with this message on 05-16-2006 at 02:24 PM.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
My tastes are nothing if not eclectic, so neener. 
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Quoth Karnaj:
Wow. For such a badass, whiskey-drinkin', motorcycle-ridin', fuck-you-and-the-horse-you-rode-in-on man's man, you sure like do some faggy music.
Besides, how can you call watching Shakira writhe around half nekkid "faggy"?
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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The propaganda machine of Bloodsage's junta released this statement:
Besides, how can you call watching Shakira writhe around half nekkid "faggy"?
Well, if that's the point, then you'd just watch it on mute. Perhaps while drooling. 
The faggy part comes from this mental image I had of you sitting at your computer, giddily clapping your hands and foppishly squealing with delight, "Ooh, the new Shakira video/Jessica Simpson song is out! I simply must tell Snoota!"
What? Am I to assume that I was anything other than completely accurate in a mental image of you based on two to three written sentences? Karnaj fucked around with this message on 05-16-2006 at 03:41 PM.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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We were all impressed when Bloodsage wrote:
Besides, how can you call watching Shakira writhe around half nekkid "faggy"?
Seriously. Every time I see her do her thing, my brain partially shuts down. I know it's shut down. I can't willingly change the channel or stop the video. I'm aware I can't, but just don't care. Blonde hair, black hair, blonde with the black streaks...don't care. Just love watching her.
sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me
Why couldn't they have put that in the preview?Oh, well--it's not like she's hard to look at!
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Bent over the coffee table, Karnaj squealed:
Well, if that's the point, then you'd just watch it on mute. Perhaps while drooling.
What, and miss out on the aural sex? Her voice is pure sex, especially when she sings in Spanish.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Aw, geez, I have Bloodsage all over myself!
aural sex
I think I just had a stroke.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Karnaj startled the peaceful upland Gorillas, blurting:
Incidentally, I've an unhealthy fondness for Swedish and German bubblegum pop, so I'm like a 10 billion on the fagometer.
Aqua, by any chance?
Oh, and I desperately want to find the video for Herbert Grönemeyer's "Mensch" but it's not up yet. They have the album, though, so I'm hopeful. The video was dark and sad and bizarrely surreal at the same time. Bloodsage fucked around with this message on 05-16-2006 at 04:28 PM.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Bloodsage got served! Bloodsage got served!
Oh, and I desperately want to find the video for Herbert Grönemeyer's "Mensch" but it's not up yet. They have the album, though, so I'm hopeful. The video was dark and sad and bizarrely surreal at the same time.
Check out the video for Paul van Dyk's "Wir Sind Wir." If you understand German, the song's fascinating, but the video alone is worth the price of admission.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Snoota startled the peaceful upland Gorillas, blurting:
I could just watch the video on Launchcast. I suppose the argument could be made that you can take it with you and watch it where ever you want, but I cannot see the video without rubbing one out and, as I have discovered, doing that in public will get you arrested quickly.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
That, my friends, is a good song.
And Klavier. That one is simply odd. If you can understand the words that is.
Lezte Kuss is another weird one... but pretty, even if you cant understand the words. (But kinda weird if you can... like all of their songs.)
I think all of those songs are on the CD called Mutter.
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Karnaj probably says this to all the girls:
I think I just had a stroke.
Me too.
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Bloodsage had this to say about Duck Tales:
If it makes you feel better, I also downloaded "Du Hast" and "Engel" by Rammstein and "English Summer Rain," "Pure Morning," "The Bitter End," and "Twenty Years" by Placebo. Oh, and "Tribute" by Tenacious D.My tastes are nothing if not eclectic, so neener.
Get 'Sonne' and 'Mein Herz Brennt' if you're liking Rammstein.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Bloodsage got served! Bloodsage got served!
I find using more lotion helps when mein brennt herz.
You drink lotion?
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
