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Topic: May 15th: This marks the beginning of Commando Week
Mr. Parcelan
posted 05-15-2006 12:32:27 PM
I ran out of clean boxer shorts today.

Rather than wuss out and do laundry like a woman, I have decided to declare this week, May 15th to 21st, to be Commando Week. All manly men and awesome ladies will go the entire week without wearing underwear under their pants (if you need to, you can wear them solo.)

Join me, my brethren.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 05-15-2006 12:38:18 PM
Sounds good.
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Beer.

Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 05-15-2006 05:55:57 PM
just a week?
Niklas
hay guys whats going on in this title?
posted 05-15-2006 06:05:38 PM
I'll drink to that.

In fact, I am.

Lechium
With no one to ever know
posted 05-15-2006 06:13:09 PM
I don't know, I do tons of walking every day and chaffing is an annoying issue.
"The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them "You don't need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for."
Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 05-15-2006 06:37:37 PM
Niklas
hay guys whats going on in this title?
posted 05-15-2006 06:37:46 PM
quote:
Lechium had this to say about John Romero:
I don't know, I do tons of walking every day and chaffing is an annoying issue.

We have superior groins. This issue is unknown to us.

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Not A Winner
posted 05-15-2006 06:59:23 PM
Oh fuck that noise. I don't wanna go through another bottle of A&D.
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Steven Steve
posted 05-15-2006 07:42:09 PM
Chafing will probably be the least of my problems. I will have pants filled with sweat and other horrors.
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LeMiere
posted 05-15-2006 08:03:27 PM
This is every week for me.

So maybe I'll actually do the opposite.

I am so rebellious.

Alidane
Urinary Tract Infection
posted 05-15-2006 08:15:22 PM
I'm ashamed of my incredibly hairy ass-crack and refuse to go commando for fear of having a bit of bushy ass-hair peek out over my beltline if I stoop to pick up something.

It's for the public good.

leckzilla!
Squeak!
posted 05-15-2006 08:32:32 PM
No. I love my boxers.
Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 05-15-2006 11:33:18 PM
That would mean a week without sex.

No.

Steven Steve
posted 05-15-2006 11:36:00 PM
Unless you just have sex the entire time.
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 05-15-2006 11:42:49 PM
quote:
Fazum'Zen Fastfist's fortune cookie read:
Unless you just have sex the entire time.

Oh.

Well in that case...

Azakias
Never wore the pants, thus still wields the power of unused (_|_)
posted 05-16-2006 12:20:56 AM
quote:
Alidane stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
I'm ashamed of my incredibly hairy ass-crack and refuse to go commando for fear of having a bit of bushy ass-hair peek out over my beltline if I stoop to pick up something.

It's for the public good.


This made me giggle like an idiot.

"Age by age have men stood up and said to the world, 'From what has come before me, I was forged, but I am new and greater than my forebears.' And so each man walks the world in ruin, abandoned and untried. Less than the whole of his being"
Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 05-16-2006 01:06:45 PM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Nae said:
That would mean a week without sex.

No.


Why would that mean a week without sex.

BetaTested
Not gay, but loves the cock!
posted 05-16-2006 02:31:54 PM
quote:
From the book of Snoota, chapter 3, verse 16:
Why would that mean a week without sex.

I'd imagine because of the rather rank smell that pants would help produce without the natural barrier of underwarez. And isn't Nae like an exterminater, in Las Vegas, when it's starting to get hot? That'd be bad.


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Y.O.T.C
No longer a Towel Girl
posted 05-16-2006 02:37:10 PM
quote:
Alidane wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
I'm ashamed of my incredibly hairy ass-crack and refuse to go commando for fear of having a bit of bushy ass-hair peek out over my beltline if I stoop to pick up something.

It's for the public good.


see this thread

Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 05-16-2006 07:36:05 PM
quote:
ACES! Another post by BetaTested:
I'd imagine because of the rather rank smell that pants would help produce without the natural barrier of underwarez. And isn't Nae like an exterminater, in Las Vegas, when it's starting to get hot? That'd be bad.

Some of us shower regularly and wash our clothes between uses to avoid the aforementioned smelling.

But whatever floats your boat.

Jajahotep
Vader to Deth's Obi-wan
posted 05-16-2006 08:14:59 PM
quote:
Azakias's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
This made me giggle like an idiot.

Made me throw up a little.

Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 05-16-2006 10:18:10 PM
quote:
Snoota got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Why would that mean a week without sex.

1. My parts would be too delicate afterwards to wear pants. The panties help protect my genitalia from rubbage against the pant seams.

2. Panties keep the gooshies off the slacks.

3. Gooshie on the pants is just plain eww, women have natural secretions that just don't need to be on the chinos. Of course I shower every day, and I keep clean by wearing new panties and clean clothes and no gooshies in my pants.

Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 05-16-2006 10:31:10 PM
I demand pictures.
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