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Topic: Dane Cook.
Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 05-14-2006 03:47:15 PM
Maradon!
posted 05-14-2006 04:31:37 PM
Dane cook is the funniest motherfucker since Dave Chapelle.

I had his albums before this, but this seems to be mostly new material.

"Big bucks no whammies"

oh god, haha

Maradon!
posted 05-14-2006 04:37:28 PM
bugs bunny on the moon

oh jeeze I think an artery in my brain has burst haha

Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 05-14-2006 04:39:08 PM
I was offered to go to this show by some girl but I'm not a big fan of Dave Attell and I had never seen Dane Cook or the other guys before.

Now I hate myself after watching this on DVD last night.

Maradon!
posted 05-14-2006 04:40:11 PM
Get his CD's if you can.

Someone's shit on the coats

Blackened
posted 05-14-2006 04:51:33 PM
That entire show was really funny. There was a black guy before Dane Cook who I thought was more amusing.

Although my distaste for you as a human being is brobdingnagian,
what I'm about to do isn't personal.
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 05-14-2006 05:46:54 PM
I didn't find any of that funny, I didn't understand some of it. Must be an American thing.

And the constantly screaming, mostly drunk, crowd just pissed me off.

Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 05-14-2006 05:49:51 PM
quote:
Mortious had this to say about dark elf butts:
I didn't find any of that funny, I didn't understand some of it. Must be an American thing.

I watched an episode of the Office and thought it was one of the dumbest things I've ever seen.

So I guess we're all even.

Jajahotep
Vader to Deth's Obi-wan
posted 05-14-2006 06:44:36 PM
quote:
Maradon!'s account was hax0red to write:
Get his CD's if you can.

Someone's shit on the coats


Funniest bit ever. He's awesome.

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 05-14-2006 06:51:29 PM
quote:
Snoota said:
I watched an episode of the Office and thought it was one of the dumbest things I've ever seen.

So I guess we're all even.


Guess it's just what we're raised with.

Though I don't like the office either.

Damnati
Filthy
posted 05-14-2006 07:04:29 PM
"You finish up and get the fuck outta here!!"
Love is hard, harder than steel and thrice as cruel. It is as inexorable as the tides and life and death alike follow in its wake. -Phèdre nó Delaunay, Kushiel's Chosen

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Leftover Mog
No, the spelling errors are not intentional
posted 05-14-2006 07:08:48 PM
I'm A VOMMIT BREATHING DRAGON!
Won't you be my friend

"I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God."
-- George Herbert Walker Bush

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Not A Winner
posted 05-14-2006 09:23:16 PM
Dane Cook has always been funny.
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TheOriginalZane
Pancake
posted 05-14-2006 10:24:55 PM
Lewis Black has always been funnier.
The worst member of EC.
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Not A Winner
posted 05-14-2006 10:39:54 PM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent TheOriginalZane said:
Lewis Black has always been funnier.

That goes without saying...and has no relevance to this whatsoever.

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Taeldian
Pancake
posted 05-15-2006 01:50:15 AM
quote:
TheOriginalZane attempted to be funny by writing:
Lewis Black has always been funnier.

No way.

Lady Delirium
Drysart loves me!
posted 05-15-2006 02:01:49 AM
i know every single skit of his by heart ok

yes, that is maradon spining around in a chair ^_ ____ _ ^
Pesco
Is a copyright of Peachis. Don't underestimate his pants, either.
posted 05-15-2006 02:33:50 AM
Nay, sex isn't the only thing men want. Now finish blowing me and lets talk.

Pesco fucked around with this message on 05-15-2006 at 02:35 AM.

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 05-15-2006 03:31:18 AM
I still don't get it. All the punchlines are blatently obvious, you know what they are before he even says them, yet the crowd is almost wetting themselves. I've watched it twice now and it made me smile but not laugh.

Maybe it's because he's incredibly camp. All the wrist-flopping is distracting.

Vernaltemptress
Withered and Alone
posted 05-15-2006 05:32:05 AM

Ugh... that clip started out as the rantings of an anal-retentive, control freak and went downhill to trash-talk from there. Guess I won't be invited to his shows in the future

Obamanomics: spend, tax, and borrow.
Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 05-15-2006 05:41:24 AM
quote:
Verily, Vernaltemptress doth proclaim:

Ugh... that clip started out as the rantings of an anal-retentive, control freak and went downhill to trash-talk from there. Guess I won't be invited to his shows in the future


What the hell are you babbling about.

Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 05-15-2006 05:20:03 PM
quote:
Taeldian said this about your mom:
No way.

Way.

Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
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Niklas
hay guys whats going on in this title?
posted 05-15-2006 06:41:53 PM
quote:
Mortious said this about your mom:
I still don't get it. All the punchlines are blatently obvious, you know what they are before he even says them, yet the crowd is almost wetting themselves. I've watched it twice now and it made me smile but not laugh.

Maybe it's because he's incredibly camp. All the wrist-flopping is distracting.


I laughed a couple of times so it was alright but nothing compared to, say, Bill Bailey. But as you say, it's the humour you're raised with I guess.

Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 05-16-2006 03:52:47 AM
For Zane.

If you can't laugh at either of those two people then you are not human.

Though if Dane Cook's twitchiness distracted you, you might go into convulsions watching Lewis Black.

Sean
posted 05-16-2006 12:32:52 PM
I always figured you'd love Dave Attel, Insomniac especially.

Ugly bald alcoholic runs around getting drunk? Sign me up.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 05-16-2006 12:58:31 PM
quote:
Sean enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
I always figured you'd love Dave Attel, Insomniac especially.

Ugly bald alcoholic runs around getting drunk? Sign me up.


I like his articles in Stuff. Or Maxim. Or FHM. Whichever one he has an article in. They're all the same to me.

Especially when he was talking about teenage pregnancy. "It boggles my mind that teenagers are getting pregnant now days. When I was in High School, we had these things called 'blowjobs.'"

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