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Poll: If Snoota and Karnaj met in a poo-flinging contest, what would happen?
Author
Topic: Post Your Desktop!
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 04-23-2006 10:13:05 AM
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 04-23-2006 10:15:27 AM
Clean, ordered, and tidy.

It gets Mortious' Obsessive Compulsive award.

Pvednes
Lynched
posted 04-23-2006 10:27:46 AM
Well okay then...um.

Do you ever actually use that desk?

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 04-23-2006 10:35:37 AM
I stand back a few feet and type with chopsticks so nothing gets soiled.

Of course I use it. But I like it clean, so usually keep it pretty clean. Clutter is icky.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Pvednes
Lynched
posted 04-23-2006 10:38:30 AM
It's so damn clean it made me tidy mine!
Manticore
Not Much Fun Anymore
posted 04-23-2006 10:56:06 AM
Sir, there are two mouses (mousii?) on that desktop. Are we to conclude that you have 2 right arms?
"France tried to turtle, but Hitler did a tank rush before they were ready. Just shows how horribly unbalanced real life is. They should release a patch."
Ryuujin
posted 04-23-2006 10:58:42 AM
One's the mouse, one's the Wireless transmitter/reciever.
Ruvyen
Cartoon Broccoli Boy
posted 04-23-2006 11:01:11 AM

My semi-cluttered computar desk. And zomg there's a monkey in the top right corner.

I believe I have his stapler.

Thief: "I have come to a realisation. Dragons are not real in a general sense, but they may exist in certain specific cases."
Fighter: "Like how quantum mechanics describes how subatomic particles can spontaneously pop into existence at random!"
Thief: "No, that's stupid and stop making up words."
--8-Bit Theater
Suddar
posted 04-23-2006 01:11:20 PM
I feel too dirty to post mine, as I currently have a foot-high pile of shit on the right corner of my desk.
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 04-23-2006 01:14:06 PM
quote:
Suddar said:
I feel too dirty to post mine, as I currently have a foot-high pile of shit on the right corner of my desk.

Next time install Karnaj-proof locks.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 04-23-2006 01:46:29 PM
quote:
And coming in at #1 is Mortious with "Reply." I'm Casey Casem.
Next time install Karnaj-proof locks.

I did the Nocturnal Shrine quest, so I just spam auto-attempts until I get in.

Then I shit everywhere.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Suddar
posted 04-23-2006 01:47:52 PM
This door requires a key.
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 04-23-2006 03:23:11 PM
I have no pictures of my current desktop. Therefore I present you a picture I have taken about 4 1/2 years ago.

Since then I have moved to a much bigger, better and cooler apartment. Still using the same mouse, PC and monitor though. My desktop is a little bit less cluttered too.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Kiranê
Total Crap
posted 04-23-2006 06:15:55 PM
Demos
Pancake
posted 04-23-2006 06:45:23 PM
I thought it was a desktop thread, not a "brag about my cell phone collection" thread. Owait its Kirane, nm.
"Jesus saves, Buddha enlightens, Cthulhu thinks you'll make a nice sandwich."
Sean
posted 04-23-2006 06:47:54 PM
Why the hell do you have six cell phones

And a cheap-ass mouse

Sean fucked around with this message on 04-23-2006 at 06:48 PM.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 04-23-2006 07:18:01 PM
quote:
Sean had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Why the hell do you have six cell phones

One cell phone for every ten of his ho's. They run them minutes up fast, dawg, and it's cheaper.

nem-x
posted 04-23-2006 07:25:44 PM

Except I have a new computer.
Talonus
Loner
posted 04-23-2006 07:34:36 PM
quote:
Sean had this to say about Cuba:
And a cheap-ass mouse

I've used the same mouse for years. What's wrong with it?

Sean
posted 04-23-2006 07:38:26 PM
quote:
Snoota wrote this stupid crap:
One cell phone for every ten of his ho's. They run them minutes up fast, dawg, and it's cheaper.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Led
*kaboom*
posted 04-23-2006 07:43:36 PM

The amount of officer-ness your desk exudes is off the charts!

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 04-23-2006 07:49:57 PM
quote:
Led said:

The amount of officer-ness your desk exudes is off the charts!


Field Marshall Bloodsage.

Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 04-23-2006 07:51:34 PM
quote:
Mortious said this about your mom:
Field Marshall Bloodsage.

Lieutenant Colonel, if I'm not mistaken.

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 04-23-2006 08:11:29 PM
I know.
Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 04-23-2006 08:12:29 PM
quote:
Mortious had this to say about Duck Tales:
I know.

Of course you do.

Kiranê
Total Crap
posted 04-23-2006 11:18:22 PM
The cell phones are for a sig on howard forums I was taking..

Three are work phones(each dentist provides me with one), two personal Verizon which end next month. One is for Sprint which I am testing for my personal use after VZW runs out.

My mouse is from a few years ago but I cannot find a better/more functional mouse.

I've seen that heavy rechargeable Logitech, but I'm not a fan. I saw those razor gaming mice but they just felt cheap.

Anyone got some suggestions on a mouse?

Maradon!
posted 04-23-2006 11:37:29 PM
quote:
KiranĂȘing:
Anyone got some suggestions on a mouse?

I can't think of any mice over $300 and I'm sure buying anything cheaper would seem demeaning to you.

Lechium
With no one to ever know
posted 04-23-2006 11:43:39 PM
Haha! ZING!
"The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them "You don't need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for."
Mr. Parcelan
posted 04-23-2006 11:50:09 PM
You were warned, Kirane. You explicitly stated that you only wanted to read the boards and occasionally show up to troll.
Maradon!
posted 04-23-2006 11:52:18 PM
Really I feel bad for bringing up the "Pay attention to how rich I am" thing again, particularly as it was unprovoked.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 04-23-2006 11:57:02 PM
Kirane admits here that he only reads, anyways. His topics cause nothing but trouble, so now he can read all he wants without being tempted to be an insurgent.

Edit: For those still concerned about him, you can read all about his life here.

Mr. Parcelan fucked around with this message on 04-23-2006 at 11:59 PM.

Fizodeth
an unflattering title
posted 04-24-2006 05:08:55 AM
Fuck kirane. I work for Verizon.
Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 04-24-2006 08:58:01 AM
"Love wisdom, and she will make you great. Embrace her, and she will bring you honour. She will be your crowning glory."
-Proverbs 4:8-9
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 04-24-2006 09:17:22 AM
quote:
Alek wrote, obviously thinking too hard:

Holy shit!

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 04-24-2006 09:35:10 AM
All the Christian stuff.. then a calender of half naked chicks.

Verily, I am highly amused.

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 04-24-2006 09:50:57 AM
quote:
A sleep deprived Mortious stammered:
All the Christian stuff.. then a calender of half naked chicks.

Verily, I am highly amused.


That's what he needs the 'holy water' for, to wash his eyes after looking at the calendar.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Parce Looks Like Donkeylips
Tremendous Faggot
posted 04-24-2006 10:00:58 AM
How am I winning this thread?
Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 04-24-2006 12:39:41 PM
quote:
Mortious obviously shouldn't have said:
All the Christian stuff.. then a calender of half naked chicks.

Verily, I am highly amused.


Don't forget the pagan RPG on the desk (Exalted) and Satanic music (Spoon?). Not to mention the likely use of "prescription" drugs for recreational uses.

"Love wisdom, and she will make you great. Embrace her, and she will bring you honour. She will be your crowning glory."
-Proverbs 4:8-9
Mr. Parcelan
posted 04-24-2006 12:44:41 PM
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 04-24-2006 12:47:38 PM
quote:
Channeling the spirit of Sherlock Holmes, Alek absently fondled Watson and proclaimed:
Don't forget the pagan RPG on the desk (Exalted) and Satanic music (Spoon?). Not to mention the likely use of "prescription" drugs for recreational uses.

The Tick cut an album?

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

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