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Parce Looks Like Donkeylips
Tremendous Faggot
posted 04-19-2006 09:46:22 PM
waisz got laid last night

just thought i'd let you know


he didn't tell me to make this

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 04-19-2006 09:49:40 PM
He finally nutted up. Good for him. I'll be sure to congratulate him next time I'm on AIM or something like that.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

nem-x
posted 04-19-2006 10:14:02 PM
Suddar
posted 04-19-2006 10:18:57 PM
He told me first.

It's even better because he never met her before. He was like, "hay, wanna lie in my bed" and babies followed. True story.

nem-x
posted 04-19-2006 10:23:48 PM
LeMiere
posted 04-19-2006 11:08:14 PM
Did she have back hair?
Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 04-19-2006 11:51:50 PM
quote:
LeMiere stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
Did she have back hair?

Nothing is more intimate than waxing your loved one's back for her.

Blackened
posted 04-20-2006 12:09:50 AM
quote:
Monica.
Nothing is more intimate than waxing your loved one's back for her.
I hope this isn't a personal experience

Tell waisz he's joined the ranks of real men because everyone else posting in this thread has had sex too, get it?


Although my distaste for you as a human being is brobdingnagian,
what I'm about to do isn't personal.
Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 04-20-2006 01:08:20 AM
quote:
Blackened thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
I hope this isn't a personal experience

Nope, just sarcasm. ^.^

Demos
Pancake
posted 04-20-2006 01:17:22 AM
What he didn't tell you was that this is related to the "Waisz sends his regards" thread.
"Jesus saves, Buddha enlightens, Cthulhu thinks you'll make a nice sandwich."
LeMiere
posted 04-20-2006 01:25:17 AM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Demos said this:
What he didn't tell you was that this is related to the "Waisz sends his regards" thread.

quote:
LeMiere:
Did she have back hair?

OMG, same idea. Except, without making a blatant statement.

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 04-20-2006 01:52:45 AM
quote:
Parce Looks Like Donkeylips had this to say about Tron:
waisz got laid last night


And now his ass is hurting?
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 04-20-2006 02:00:57 AM
He took her derivative and found he was tangent to her curves?
Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 04-20-2006 02:50:02 AM
quote:
How.... Vorbis.... uughhhhhh:
He took her derivative and found he was tangent to her curves?

That was actually pretty funny

Steven Steve
posted 04-20-2006 09:16:37 AM
Omg she has back hair! lololo!
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 04-20-2006 11:15:36 AM
I got laid last night too! And this morning. I think I'm gonig to go home for a nooner.
Yuri
posted 04-20-2006 11:54:23 AM
What's the point of Waisz being banned if all his little butt-buddies post every thought that comes to his mind?
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 04-20-2006 12:08:01 PM
quote:
Yuri said:
What's the point of Waisz being banned if all his little butt-buddies post every thought that comes to his mind?

V for Vendetta.

Suddar
posted 04-20-2006 12:40:01 PM
quote:
Yuri got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
What's the point of Waisz being banned if all his little butt-buddies post every thought that comes to his mind?

It's just to piss you off.

Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 04-20-2006 12:42:36 PM
i refuse to believe this. still.
Parce Looks Like Donkeylips
Tremendous Faggot
posted 04-20-2006 12:45:46 PM
quote:
Liam had this to say about Captain Planet:
i refuse to believe this. still.

HABEEB IT

Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 04-20-2006 12:46:34 PM
quote:
Parce Looks Like Donkeylips has funnier quote texts than me:
HABEEB IT

then it was rape

Parce Looks Like Donkeylips
Tremendous Faggot
posted 04-20-2006 12:48:24 PM
habeeb what you want, it's true and she wanted it

bad

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 04-20-2006 12:58:16 PM
Were you watching from a peep hole in a wallposter?

I wouldn't put it past you.

Parce Looks Like Donkeylips
Tremendous Faggot
posted 04-20-2006 01:08:52 PM
He set up a webcam.

not rry. argh shut him up about this, he's a faggot and wont stop babbling about it. durr i got laid lolol

Parce Looks Like Donkeylips fucked around with this message on 04-20-2006 at 01:12 PM.

Anakha
my standards skyrocket when im on my keyboard heh
posted 04-20-2006 02:48:37 PM
Congratulations, it sounds like Waisz accomplished a real challenge. I bet the /b/ fat attention whore turned him down.
"Buzz Beer, the beer of attainable women!"
"You try balancing a cow on the end of a fencepost to wield it like a club. Thats a physical damn challenge!"
"The only problem i have is too much aggro."
Parce Looks Like Donkeylips
Tremendous Faggot
posted 04-20-2006 02:50:47 PM
quote:
Anakha wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Congratulations, it sounds like Waisz accomplished a real challenge. I bet the /b/ fat attention whore turned him down.

You do realize you're a faggot, right?

p.s. guyz togi lives in arizona, he just told me to make that thread to see all you fat virgin nerds go OH GOD WHAT A WHALE I HAVE SUCH BETTER TASTE THAN THAT

mission accomplished

Anakha
my standards skyrocket when im on my keyboard heh
posted 04-20-2006 02:59:22 PM
id hardly call myself fat at 150 pounds, and 6 feet.
"Buzz Beer, the beer of attainable women!"
"You try balancing a cow on the end of a fencepost to wield it like a club. Thats a physical damn challenge!"
"The only problem i have is too much aggro."
Parce Looks Like Donkeylips
Tremendous Faggot
posted 04-20-2006 03:17:55 PM
even if you say that..

Mr. Parcelan
posted 04-20-2006 04:29:15 PM
quote:
Yuri said this about your mom:
What's the point of Waisz being banned if all his little butt-buddies post every thought that comes to his mind?

It was done solely for your consideration. Having already stalked Lashanna and Emily, we were concerned that you might need some fresh meat. Waisz's rape victim sounds pretty good for you.

Yuri
posted 04-20-2006 05:35:25 PM
quote:
Parce Looks Like Donkeylips had this to say about (_|_):
fat virgin nerds

Including yourself?

Oh and

quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say:
It was done solely for your consideration. Having already stalked Lashanna and Emily, we were concerned that you might need some fresh meat. Waisz's rape victim sounds pretty good for you.

Man you need to educate yourself on the meaning of 'stalk'.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 04-20-2006 05:44:14 PM
Okay...does tracking down a girl you've never met and hasn't posted on the boards in years count? Or was that just detective Yuri honing his skills?
Steven Steve
posted 04-20-2006 05:53:29 PM
YOU LOOOOSE YURI! I'm taking your avatar for a spin!
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Mr. Parcelan
posted 04-20-2006 05:54:31 PM
It's against the rules to steal someone else's avatar. You should know better, Yuri.
Steven Steve
posted 04-20-2006 05:55:00 PM
OMG he stole my avatar!
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

nem-x
posted 04-20-2006 05:57:33 PM
Yuri
posted 04-20-2006 08:39:29 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about dark elf butts:
Okay...does tracking down a girl you've never met and hasn't posted on the boards in years count? Or was that just detective Yuri honing his skills?

Tracking down? She was my friend on Livejournal and I merely clicked on her new LJ link from her old one. Such a stalker I am.

And I never even looked up anything on Lash. Merely stated what Reynar had stated long ago again.

As for the avatar: You're a clever motherfucker Parce. So funny.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 04-20-2006 08:47:20 PM
quote:
Yuri had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Tracking down? She was my friend on Livejournal and I merely clicked on her new LJ link from her old one. Such a stalker I am.

And I never even looked up anything on Lash. Merely stated what Reynar had stated long ago again.

As for the avatar: You're a clever motherfucker Parce. So funny.


Hm...this isn't what I hear according to Snoota. But of course, you're right, why would we trust the opinion of a valued member over a known troublemaker and stalker?

Yuri
posted 04-20-2006 10:35:09 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan impressed everyone with:
Hm...this isn't what I hear according to Snoota. But of course, you're right, why would we trust the opinion of a valued member over a known troublemaker and stalker?

So Snoota, who talked to Tier while intoxicated, then spoke to you while intoxicated, could not POSSIBLY have misunderstood or maybe garbled the truth just a tad?

I know. It's hard to imagine.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 04-20-2006 10:42:43 PM
quote:
Yuri got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
So Snoota, who talked to Tier while intoxicated, then spoke to you while intoxicated, could not POSSIBLY have misunderstood or maybe garbled the truth just a tad?

I know. It's hard to imagine.


Brother, I would trust even a drunken Snoota on PCP and suffering from a headwound sooner than I would trust you. You're out of your goddamned mind.

But, as I am a wrathful god-king, so am I a generous one. We shall let the people decide your fate.

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