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Topic: This one creeped me out...NMS
Parce Looks Like Donkeylips
Tremendous Faggot
posted 03-27-2006 01:25:51 AM
Thanks /b/.

Freschel Spindrift
Caucasian
posted 03-27-2006 01:30:59 AM

I'm lost for words. Except, the goggles they do nothing!

Who's that crazy kook that's destroying the world. It's Zorc (That's me) It's Zorc and Pals.
Bakura: Did you forget our anniversary, again? (laughter)
Zorc: Yes, I was busy destroying the world (laughter) Slaughtering millions. (Laughter)
Bakura: That's my Zorc.
The blood of the innocents will flow without end. His name is Zorc, and he's destroying the world.
ArchAngel
Not a girl, never will be, no matter how much you may hear differently
posted 03-27-2006 01:39:39 AM
I don't know what possessed me to click on a thread that contained something that creeped you out.
"What power would hell have if those imprisoned there could not dream of heaven?" -Dream, Sandman
"When the first living thing existed, I was there waiting. When the last living thing dies, my job will be finished. I'll put the chairs on the tables, turn out the lights, and lock the universe behind me as I leave." -Death, Sandman
"Things need not have happened to be true. Tales and dreams are the shadow truths that will endure when mere facts are dust and ashes, and forgot." Dream, Sandman
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Led
*kaboom*
posted 03-27-2006 01:40:03 AM
I already was feeling kind of icky. You just made me throw up my dinner, thanks.

4chan
Pancake
posted 03-27-2006 01:46:45 AM
MOAR

4chan fucked around with this message on 03-27-2006 at 01:47 AM.

Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 03-27-2006 01:47:13 AM
quote:
ArchAngel attempted to be funny by writing:
I don't know what possessed me to click on a thread that contained something that creeped you out.
I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Maradon!
posted 03-27-2006 01:49:31 AM
That was unbelievably disgusting.
Parce Looks Like Donkeylips
Tremendous Faggot
posted 03-27-2006 01:52:47 AM
Hahaha, wow I guess this really is NMS.

BetaTested
Not gay, but loves the cock!
posted 03-27-2006 01:56:54 AM
Wow... Fucking... Wow...

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Kael
Whistlepig
posted 03-27-2006 02:01:16 AM
The most it got out of me was just a "Teehee, ew."

Why can't people just draw normal porn?

Parce Looks Like Donkeylips
Tremendous Faggot
posted 03-27-2006 02:04:36 AM
quote:
Kael had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
The most it got out of me was just a "Teehee, ew."

Why can't people just draw normal porn?


If I had the talent, oh the wonders I would create.

But in seriousness, the people that draw this stuff want to shock you I guess. Also, there's some people that just want something new to get off to. What with all the guro out there, it doesn't surprise me a bit. The desire for new and interesting things is a strong one!

Señor Gains fucked around with this message on 03-27-2006 at 02:05 AM.

Kael
Whistlepig
posted 03-27-2006 02:07:21 AM
quote:
Señor Gains impressed everyone with:
If I had the talent, oh the wonders I would create.

But in seriousness, the people that draw this stuff want to shock you I guess. Also, there's some people that just want something new to get off to. What with all the guro out there, it doesn't surprise me a bit. The desire for new and interesting things is a strong one!


Well, this stuff is like a train wreck sometimes, just can't look away!

Damnati
Filthy
posted 03-27-2006 02:08:49 AM
My WTF meter only goes up to ten but this had have been somewhere in the fifty billion range. Not so much because of the content itself (which rates in the 20's) but because it's guaranteed that somebody somewhere jerks off to this kind of shit.
Love is hard, harder than steel and thrice as cruel. It is as inexorable as the tides and life and death alike follow in its wake. -Phèdre nó Delaunay, Kushiel's Chosen

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Steven Steve
posted 03-27-2006 02:10:05 AM
quote:
Led wrote this stupid crap:
I already was feeling kind of icky. You just made me throw up my dinner, thanks.


Ha ha ha! "If I fondle more erogenous zones..."

What a profound comic book.

Fazum'Zen Fastfist fucked around with this message on 03-27-2006 at 02:10 AM.

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Alidane
Urinary Tract Infection
posted 03-27-2006 04:01:39 AM
quote:
4chan's fortune cookie read:
MOAR

best gimmick ever.

KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 03-27-2006 07:20:55 AM
.......
Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
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Ryuujin
posted 03-27-2006 08:56:57 AM
Mike the Butcher
Pancake
posted 03-27-2006 06:23:09 PM
sauce?!?
Parce Looks Like Donkeylips
Tremendous Faggot
posted 03-27-2006 06:25:06 PM
quote:
Mike the Butcher thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
sauce?!?

sauce is right on the title page wtf

MURK LOAR.

`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 03-27-2006 06:36:53 PM
The premise may be really screwed up, but what makes it demented is that they whited out her actual pussy. WHY?! It makes no sense
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Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
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Parce Looks Like Donkeylips
Tremendous Faggot
posted 03-27-2006 06:39:10 PM
quote:
`Doc obviously shouldn't have said:
The premise may be really screwed up, but what makes it demented is that they whited out her actual pussy. WHY?! It makes no sense

Do we really need to go over this any time me or someone else posts a manga or other porn from Japan? It's a law over there to censor certain things in porn, and it probably has been for a long time. Deal with it.

Ryuujin
posted 03-27-2006 06:48:16 PM
Holes in someone's flesh really creep me out, goddamn you Gains.
Steven Steve
posted 03-27-2006 06:50:10 PM
The question is, where do the holes go?
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Parce Looks Like Donkeylips
Tremendous Faggot
posted 03-27-2006 07:03:22 PM
quote:
Ryuujin Model 2000 was programmed to say:
Holes in someone's flesh really creep me out, goddamn you Gains.

Are we having flashbacks to wtftit?

`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 03-27-2006 07:06:15 PM
quote:
Señor Gains really knows where their towel is...
Do we really need to go over this any time me or someone else posts a manga or other porn from Japan? It's a law over there to censor certain things in porn, and it probably has been for a long time. Deal with it.
I thought they dropped that about a year ago.
Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.

Parce Looks Like Donkeylips
Tremendous Faggot
posted 03-27-2006 07:17:41 PM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when `Doc said this:
I thought they dropped that about a year ago.

Find me the article that said it and I'll believe it. I know when Waisz went to Japan, the kids there were asking him for "our sites" because their's are all censored. None of the Japanese movies I download are uncensored either. So to be honest I have no idea where the hell you got the impression that it's legal to make uncensored stuff over there!

BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 03-27-2006 07:31:26 PM
quote:
Mix Señor Gains with water, and you get:
Are we having flashbacks to wtftit?


ok, I was creeped out before, but this creeps me the fuck out.

WTF?

Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
Steven Steve
posted 03-27-2006 07:39:18 PM
Die.
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Kaiote
Shot in the Face
posted 03-27-2006 08:03:33 PM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent BeauChan said:
ok, I was creeped out before, but this creeps me the fuck out.

WTF?


Its the seeds of a lotus blossom, photoshopped into a tit.

Henry had been killed by a garden gnome.He had fallen off the roof onto that cheerful-looking figure. The gnome was made of concrete. Henry wasn't. - Dean Koontz, Velocity
Ryuujin
posted 03-27-2006 08:09:45 PM
AHHHHHHHHH
Ruvyen
Cartoon Broccoli Boy
posted 03-27-2006 08:46:37 PM
Meh.
Thief: "I have come to a realisation. Dragons are not real in a general sense, but they may exist in certain specific cases."
Fighter: "Like how quantum mechanics describes how subatomic particles can spontaneously pop into existence at random!"
Thief: "No, that's stupid and stop making up words."
--8-Bit Theater
Parce Looks Like Donkeylips
Tremendous Faggot
posted 03-27-2006 08:50:31 PM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Ruvyen wrote:
Meh.

Oh Ruvyen you're so badass I wish I was as cool as you are.

Ruvyen
Cartoon Broccoli Boy
posted 03-27-2006 08:53:01 PM
quote:
Señor Gains had this to say about John Romero:
Oh Ruvyen you're so badass I wish I was as cool as you are.

This stuff's kinda creepy, but it isn't the strangest thing you've ever posted.

Thief: "I have come to a realisation. Dragons are not real in a general sense, but they may exist in certain specific cases."
Fighter: "Like how quantum mechanics describes how subatomic particles can spontaneously pop into existence at random!"
Thief: "No, that's stupid and stop making up words."
--8-Bit Theater
Gadani
U
posted 03-27-2006 09:01:45 PM
I'm honestly not trying to be a hardass here, but none of this stuff is affecting me at all.

I mean, it's not giving me a hardon but it's certainly not making me cringe in disbelief.

Parce Looks Like Donkeylips
Tremendous Faggot
posted 03-27-2006 09:02:26 PM
quote:
Gadani got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
I'm honestly not trying to be a hardass here, but none of this stuff is affecting me at all.

I mean, it's not giving me a hardon but it's certainly not making me cringe in disbelief.


It's not supposed to. None of it is real.

Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 03-27-2006 09:18:21 PM
I came.
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 03-28-2006 07:27:48 AM
Yeah that's some fucked up shit right there. Now I'm going to be ill. Thank you much.
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
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Mightion Defensor
posted 03-28-2006 02:07:06 PM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael fell asleep and read just about every paragraph.
Yeah that's some fucked up shit right there. Now I'm going to be ill. Thank you much.

Then don't read the "anime porn" thread... Someone posted the real thing there, in regards to breast worms.

Parce Looks Like Donkeylips
Tremendous Faggot
posted 03-28-2006 03:01:30 PM
quote:
Mightion Defensor had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Then don't read the "anime porn" thread... Someone posted the real thing there, in regards to breast worms.

gee i wonder who

Señor Gains fucked around with this message on 03-28-2006 at 03:01 PM.

Mightion Defensor
posted 03-28-2006 04:08:39 PM
quote:
From the Book of Armaments, Señor Gains did read;
gee i wonder who

It was so disturbing I didn't feel like going back to verify who actually posted it.

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