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Topic: A serious question for the fellows.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 03-24-2006 01:58:18 PM
Have you ever tried to maneuver your nuts so that the right one's on the left and vice-versa, and if so, how the hell did you do it?
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 03-24-2006 02:02:58 PM
1. Just did.

2. With my left hand.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 03-24-2006 02:13:18 PM
Same question, but without twisting your scrotum around, too?
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Sean
posted 03-24-2006 02:14:31 PM
My boys aren't really leftie and rightie, they dance around on their own.
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Parce Looks Like Donkeylips
Tremendous Faggot
posted 03-24-2006 02:20:15 PM
My nut is both the leftie and the rightie.
Kaiote
Shot in the Face
posted 03-24-2006 02:44:53 PM
But...

what do you do with the middle one?

Henry had been killed by a garden gnome.He had fallen off the roof onto that cheerful-looking figure. The gnome was made of concrete. Henry wasn't. - Dean Koontz, Velocity
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 03-24-2006 09:06:00 PM
This thread kicks ass.

And there's a limit to how much hemispherical juggling of the boys that I can do before getting the Terrible Ache.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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LeMiere
posted 03-24-2006 09:09:23 PM
I can't do it at all.
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 03-24-2006 09:10:07 PM
quote:
LeMiere got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
I can't do it at all.

but you're a girl.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

LeMiere
posted 03-24-2006 09:12:51 PM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael was naked while typing this:
but you're a girl.

I guess that would explain my problem.

Steven Steve
posted 03-24-2006 09:15:33 PM
I can almost switch hemispheres but my roast beef isn't flexible enough. I can't do anything out of the ordinary with my genitalia, unfortunately.
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Maradon!
posted 03-24-2006 09:27:27 PM
I don't think I'd ever want to even attempt this.
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 03-24-2006 09:30:41 PM
quote:
Maradon! had this to say about Cuba:
I don't think I'd ever want to even attempt this.

Everyone cool is doing it.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 03-24-2006 10:45:47 PM
quote:
Maradon! put down Tada! magazine long enough to type:
I don't think I'd ever want to even attempt this.

Have a couple stiff drinks, if need be, but goddammit, participate!

I can't seem to make it past the 90 degree mark. I can make it so I have a front and rear nut instead of a left and right nut, but not the full 180.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Ruvyen
Cartoon Broccoli Boy
posted 03-24-2006 11:05:19 PM
ITT, testicular damage
Thief: "I have come to a realisation. Dragons are not real in a general sense, but they may exist in certain specific cases."
Fighter: "Like how quantum mechanics describes how subatomic particles can spontaneously pop into existence at random!"
Thief: "No, that's stupid and stop making up words."
--8-Bit Theater
Azakias
Never wore the pants, thus still wields the power of unused (_|_)
posted 03-25-2006 02:52:57 PM
Testicular torsion.

Fun stuff.

"Age by age have men stood up and said to the world, 'From what has come before me, I was forged, but I am new and greater than my forebears.' And so each man walks the world in ruin, abandoned and untried. Less than the whole of his being"
Niklas
hay guys whats going on in this title?
posted 03-25-2006 09:55:59 PM
I can do it but they're still definately left and right. Feels terribly wrong though, like the universe has just undergone a fundamental shift.
Leftover Mog
No, the spelling errors are not intentional
posted 03-25-2006 10:16:31 PM
did it ^_____^
Won't you be my friend

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-- George Herbert Walker Bush

Pvednes
Lynched
posted 03-25-2006 10:19:23 PM
This thread is natural selection at its finest.
Manticore
Not Much Fun Anymore
posted 03-26-2006 08:47:31 AM
Guys, I dont want to go into the how or why of it, but there is blood everywhere.

everywhere.

Manticore fucked around with this message on 03-26-2006 at 08:47 AM.

"France tried to turtle, but Hitler did a tank rush before they were ready. Just shows how horribly unbalanced real life is. They should release a patch."
Peter
Pancake
posted 03-26-2006 11:08:51 AM
WTF is wrong with you people..just leave the uncle frank's suitcases alone danm it.
Anakha
my standards skyrocket when im on my keyboard heh
posted 03-26-2006 01:12:33 PM
dude, i don't see how you can't do it. i just did it and it took me 5 seconds.
"Buzz Beer, the beer of attainable women!"
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leckzilla!
Squeak!
posted 03-27-2006 06:28:11 AM
This is by far the most amusing thread of the year.
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