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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 03-10-2006 11:56:30 AM
So I ripped through the first three of George R.R. Martin's books. I'm actually surprised how fast I chewed through them. Regardless, I need something new to read. I think I'm going to wait until the new one comes out in paperback, so it's time to dig in to something new.

So, recommend me a book. Fantasy, Sci-fi, whatever. And be quick about it, because I'm off to lunch soon, and I will be swinging by the bookstore. If I buy your recommendation and like it, you can have your way with three of my finest hams.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 03-10-2006 12:00:19 PM
I'm currently enjoying the Sword of Truth series.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 03-10-2006 12:02:24 PM
quote:
Blindy. screamed this from the crapper:
I'm currently enjoying the Sword of Truth series.

That's good to know. Are they any particular reasons why I should give it a read?

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 03-10-2006 12:11:16 PM
Hrm hrm hrm...

You could probably devour the Sabriel series. They're about a third of the size of Martin's stuff. They're not all that great, though, sort of like diet Harry Potter.

Fiona McIntosh writes some series of books that I haven't read in a while that I hear is good.

Gardens of the Moon by Steven Erickson has quite a big following, but for some reason, I could never get into it.

The Blob
Approved by Maradon
posted 03-10-2006 12:12:04 PM
If you've never gotten into Philip K. Dick, I'd suggest just about any of his books. "Do Androids Dream Of Electric Sheep" is probably his most well known, the movie "Blade Runner" was made from it.

"Hells Angels" by Hunter S. Thompson is good too, but that's not Sci-Fi or Fantasy.

Alaan
posted 03-10-2006 12:15:57 PM
Cue up my standard Black Company suggestion. In the same vein as Song of Fire and Ice, but focussed on one group of soldiers instead of the entire continent. Still pretty epic though.
Sean
posted 03-10-2006 12:20:49 PM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Blindy. said:
I'm currently enjoying the Sword of Truth series.

hahahaha

read the first book, then just walk away

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 03-10-2006 12:24:20 PM
quote:
I bet Sean's Mother is proud:
hahahaha

read the first book, then just walk away


Yeah the second book is getting a little weird.

Damnati
Filthy
posted 03-10-2006 12:34:54 PM
Kushiel's Trilogy by Jacqueline Carey. Throw Sword of Truth out the door, it's absolute shit. The two main characters are phenomenal dumb fucks that only manage to stay alive through obvious use of plot device. All the good characters are either marginalized (Zedd, Nathan) or killed (Denna among others).
Love is hard, harder than steel and thrice as cruel. It is as inexorable as the tides and life and death alike follow in its wake. -Phèdre nó Delaunay, Kushiel's Chosen

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 03-10-2006 12:36:28 PM
quote:
Channeling the spirit of Sherlock Holmes, Sean absently fondled Watson and proclaimed:
hahahaha

read the first book, then just walk away


qft

Read Simon R. Green's Nightside series. Goes quick, and is rollicking good fun.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Zaeron
Pancake
posted 03-10-2006 12:37:03 PM
Steve White and David Weber collaborated on a series called the "Starfire" series, I believe. There are four books in the series and I highly recommend them - some of the best science fiction books I've ever read.

If you haven't read anything by John Ringo, he is an excellent science fiction author as well.

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 03-10-2006 12:37:11 PM
quote:
Channeling the spirit of Sherlock Holmes, Blindy. absently fondled Watson and proclaimed:
Yeah the second book is getting a little weird.

The series goes waaaaay downhill from there. I walked away from the 4th, but that was reading 3 too many.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Anakha
my standards skyrocket when im on my keyboard heh
posted 03-10-2006 12:40:47 PM
quote:
Blindy. had this to say about Captain Planet:
I'm currently enjoying the Sword of Truth series.

Because it is a fucking awesome series! Ive read them all. Except for the Prequel, fuck that bone lady.

"Buzz Beer, the beer of attainable women!"
"You try balancing a cow on the end of a fencepost to wield it like a club. Thats a physical damn challenge!"
"The only problem i have is too much aggro."
Sean
posted 03-10-2006 01:00:42 PM
quote:
Anakha attempted to be funny by writing:
Because it is a fucking awesome series!

q f LIES

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 03-10-2006 01:14:38 PM
quote:
Verily, the chocolate bunny rabits doth run and play while Sean gently hums:
q f LIES

qft

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Norim Stumpfighter
Milkmaid
posted 03-10-2006 01:36:39 PM
I'm finally working on the Wheel of Time series. It's pretty good, need to start #5 as soon as I get some time.

i like sword of truth series too, but I do agree that after book 2 or 3 he starts stretching for content. then again, i'm a forgotten realms fan, so the books arent too horrible to me.

/shrug

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 03-10-2006 01:42:54 PM
Well, I decided not to get wallet-banged by NYC's 8% sales tax and hold off until the weekend.

Incidentally, I thought that A Storm of Swords was inappropriately named. Half the book was Jon Snow banging Ygritte silly and then OMGANGST I BROKE MY VOWS 700 TIMES AND ONCE IN HER MOUTH, and the other half was Arya getting dragged all around the Trident. The battle for the Wall could hardly be called a Storm, methinks, but that's the only battle that really happened. I did enjoy the Lannister stuff, though. They're so fucked up, it's great.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 03-10-2006 01:43:20 PM
If you've read the first 4 Wheel of Time books, do yourself a favor and just stop now. You've already reached the point where Jordan has lost control of the plot, and his characters become--if you can believe it--even more 2-dimensional than before, becoming mere caricatures defined over and over again by exactly the same catch-phrases and physical descriptions.
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Anakha
my standards skyrocket when im on my keyboard heh
posted 03-10-2006 02:36:49 PM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Bloodsage wrote:
If you've read the first 4 Wheel of Time books, do yourself a favor and just stop now. You've already reached the point where Jordan has lost control of the plot, and his characters become--if you can believe it--even more 2-dimensional than before, becoming mere caricatures defined over and over again by exactly the same catch-phrases and physical descriptions.

BURRRRRN! i never read that series, and thank you Bloodsage, for warning me.

"Buzz Beer, the beer of attainable women!"
"You try balancing a cow on the end of a fencepost to wield it like a club. Thats a physical damn challenge!"
"The only problem i have is too much aggro."
Zair
The Imp
posted 03-10-2006 03:00:07 PM
The Otherland series by Tad Williams is a pretty fun read so far. I'm only just finishing up the second book, and it is just beggining to drag a little, but it is only 4 volumes so I'm not too worried.

It is a sci fi book mostly set in a virtual reality 'net type place. There is an expanding cast of characters jumping around tons of different VR worlds, so it keeps the interest of low attention span people like me. There are some good twists and interesting characters. His near-future setting has some neat ideas to it also.

I'm only halfway through the series, but its worth the paperback prie at least, so far.

Another fun book: Battle Royale. 40-something high school classmates put on an island with random weapons and forced to kill each other until one is left. Don't see the movie. The movie sucks.

Zair fucked around with this message on 03-10-2006 at 03:00 PM.

Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 03-10-2006 03:08:53 PM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Blindy.:
Yeah the second book is getting a little weird.

That trend continues until you get to book four which felt like one giant rape/torture scene. I'd recomend stopping after you finish the one you're on now. Just not worth going any further.

Tyewa Dawnsister
In Poverty
posted 03-10-2006 03:21:43 PM
Greetings,

Some recommendations:

Earth by David Brin - A book about the future, and what things are really going to look like in fifty some odd years. Probably his overall best piece of fiction.

Towing Jehova, Blamless in Abbadon, and The Endless Footman by James Morrow - Religious satire at it's best. The second book is by far the best, as the basic plot is that the Corpse of God is put on trial for crimes against humanity. Each book stands alone, but I would recommend reading them in order just so that scenes with reoccuring characters have more bite.

"And God said: 'Let there be Satan, so people don't blame everything on me. And let there be lawyers, so people don't blame everything on Satan." - George Burns
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 03-10-2006 03:23:20 PM
I tried to read a Tad Williams book years ago, and put it down after, like, two pages because he's one of those authors who uses obscure words and pointlessly complex style instead of actual creativity to project an air of literary competence.

Maybe he's changed his style, but he's on my "never read this author again" list.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 03-10-2006 03:24:10 PM
Speaking of David Brin, Kiln People is outstanding, and deserves several reads to catch all of the implications.
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Tyewa Dawnsister
In Poverty
posted 03-10-2006 03:31:00 PM
quote:
Bloodsage thought about the meaning of life:
I tried to read a Tad Williams book years ago, and put it down after, like, two pages because he's one of those authors who uses obscure words and pointlessly complex style instead of actual creativity to project an air of literary competence.

Maybe he's changed his style, but he's on my "never read this author again" list.



In this you are correct, the man just cannot write a story without dragging it out with pointless drivel and needless subplots. He had gotten better with his release of "War of the Flowers" but again fell into his old ways with his more recent release "Shadowmarch".

He has some really good ideas and his stories are for the most part interesting, but the writing style makes my head hurt.

Lastly indeed David Brin's "Klin People" was amazing, almost frightening. His "Uplift Series" is also very good, but I stand by the statement that "Earth" is probably his best overall work.

"And God said: 'Let there be Satan, so people don't blame everything on me. And let there be lawyers, so people don't blame everything on Satan." - George Burns
Azakias
Never wore the pants, thus still wields the power of unused (_|_)
posted 03-10-2006 04:13:45 PM
Some of my favorites so far:

Lion of Senet - The first in a trilogy by Jennifer Fallon, and it has me completely hooked. One of those books you get mad at because it had to end.

Wolfblade begins another trilogy by Jennifer Fallon. Also VERY good.

Medalon is yet another beginning to a trilogy set in the same world as Wolfblade, by Jennifer Fallon.

The Black Jewels Trilogy is a rather dark read, not for those who cannot stomache sex, violence, etc, etc. Its kinda graphic, definately adult, but not erotica. Its written VERY well.

Dreams Made Flesh is a spinoff of the Black Jewels Trilogy, not that you need to read it if you dont want to, but it fills in some spinoff stories that werent main plot in the trilogy.

Anne Bishop has another books out based in the same world, but its a standalone and I figure you are looking for trilogies or series.

Myrren's Gift by Fiona McIntosh is a refreshing story, and I havent seen anything quite like it.

Academ's Fury is a real gripper of a story. It seems like a simple plotline but it eventually becomes more complex and doesnt let you go. Also the beginning of a series.

Just let me know if you want more suggestions.

"Age by age have men stood up and said to the world, 'From what has come before me, I was forged, but I am new and greater than my forebears.' And so each man walks the world in ruin, abandoned and untried. Less than the whole of his being"
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 03-10-2006 07:29:18 PM
Some Sci-Fi:

A Fire Upon The Deep, Vernor Vinge.

Great book. Extremely short synopsis: Humans accidently release an ancient super-AI, known as "The Blight", which promptly starts to take over the galaxy. A resurrected human and his crew search for the countermeasure.

Also:

A Deepness In The Sky, Vernor Vinge.

The sequel to the book above, which is actually the prequel. While it did not win a Hugo-award like it's predecessor, I actually like it more. It doesn't matter in which order you read the boks.
Extremely short synopsis: Two empires send an expedition to a planet, after a short conflict between the two, they realize that they have to work together to survive. To return home they have to (ab)use the "primitives" on the planet below.


Well, both of my summaries don't do the books justice, but it's late, and I'm not really sober... just read them.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Niklas
hay guys whats going on in this title?
posted 03-11-2006 10:31:43 PM
Malazan Book of the Fallen series from Steven Erikson you faggots!

Thank me after reading Deadhouse Gates. Gardens of the Moon is a bit of a hard introduction to the series but after that the series is all awesome. Just goddamn read it. Way better than Sword of Truth.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 03-11-2006 11:36:17 PM
Gardens of the Moon was extremely hard to get into. Just thrown into the whole thing with no introduction and he writes like you're supposed to know everything that's going on.

I should finish it one of these days.

Lazzay
omg mack attack :(
posted 03-11-2006 11:44:59 PM
The Jungle by Upton Sinclair.

All the things you didn't want to know about meatpacking.

one two three fo let me see that tootsie roll
Led
*kaboom*
posted 03-11-2006 11:56:06 PM
The Starfist series is increibly awsome. That and the Honor Harrington books are what I am currently working through ^-^
Niklas
hay guys whats going on in this title?
posted 03-11-2006 11:59:33 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about John Romero:
Gardens of the Moon was extremely hard to get into. Just thrown into the whole thing with no introduction and he writes like you're supposed to know everything that's going on.

I should finish it one of these days.


I agree with you. Sadly, not a good introduction to the series but it gets extremely good very quickly. Definately my favourite fantasy series.

Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 03-12-2006 01:40:32 AM
If you want something non-fiction i'd recomend Brian Greene's The Elegant Universe and his newer one The Fabric of the Cosmos.

First one's about string theory as was known around 1995 and the second is about cosmology and time. I've been enjoying it a lot.

Sean
posted 03-12-2006 02:53:26 AM
This thread is a literary black hole of suck. Let me see what I've got on my shelf.
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 03-12-2006 04:18:43 AM
quote:
Tyewa Dawnsister wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Greetings,

Some recommendations:

Earth by David Brin - A book about the future, and what things are really going to look like in fifty some odd years. Probably his overall best piece of fiction.


His Uplift series is great too.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Peter
Pancake
posted 03-12-2006 08:24:30 AM
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