If this was posted before, I was too lazy to find the original. Relax and enjoy. 
"I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God."
-- George Herbert Walker Bush
Take comfort that I rarely post, and I'm also not like Somthor. I'll just go into lurking mode for a while.
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Peanut butter ass Shaq Freschel Spindrift booooze lime pole over bench lick:
OK OK. I take the hint.
Take comfort that I rarely post, and I'm also not like Somthor. I'll just go into lurking mode for a while.
No, don't stop posting.
But in all seriousness these weren't funny and the art was atrocious.
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Mr. Parcelan spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Ye shall sleep until a time in which the rightful king takes his throne.
Are we talking literal or figurative throne? And are we talking "taking" in a platonic or romantic sense? I really don't want a king who makes sweet love to a toilet, for instance.
sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me
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Lashanna obviously shouldn't have said:
Love that.
Jesus being a Malkavian was fun.
