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Mr. Parcelan
posted 01-26-2006 06:10:48 PM
Holden finds his title impolite and unfunny.

DO NOT LAUGH AT IT. DO NOT LOOK AT IT. IF YOU DO YOU ARE IMMATURE.

In an attempt to form a kinder, gentler dictatorship, we're trying to encourage people NOT TO LOOK AT TITLES THAT ARE INSULTING OR UNFUNNY BECAUSE THAT IS IMMATURE.

So please do not look at Holden's title (which reads "French Cocksucker" for reasons that may or may not have to do with gay porn) because he is very sensitive about it.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 01-26-2006 06:16:38 PM
Someone voted this thread crap HOW IMMATURE
Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 01-26-2006 06:51:10 PM
Is he a cocksucker that is French, or does he suck French cocks?
Sean
posted 01-26-2006 06:52:33 PM
My title is impolite and unfunny.
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Jackman
Racist Hermaphroditic Midget
posted 01-26-2006 07:48:45 PM
beats what I have. Maybe he will exchange titles?
Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA.
Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.

Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 01-26-2006 07:53:55 PM
YOU FUCKING SUCK
Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 01-26-2006 07:54:11 PM
quote:
Liam got a whole lot of nerve:
YOU FUCK DUCKS

fixed

Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 01-26-2006 08:04:07 PM
quote:
Sakkra said this, then charged the door while shouting "CHONGO LONGO!":
Is he a cocksucker that is French, or does he suck French cocks?

It seems to be French cock-sucker, not French-cock sucker.

Also: my title is unpolite and infunny




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Blackened
posted 01-26-2006 08:07:59 PM
quote:
Liam.
fixed
I like your title

Although my distaste for you as a human being is brobdingnagian,
what I'm about to do isn't personal.
Sean
posted 01-26-2006 08:11:04 PM
quote:
A sleep deprived Blackened stammered:
I like your title

says the faggot with the faggoty avatar of that queerboat from pirates of dark water

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Blackened
posted 01-26-2006 08:15:42 PM
quote:
Sean.
pirates of dark water

Although my distaste for you as a human being is brobdingnagian,
what I'm about to do isn't personal.
Sean
posted 01-26-2006 08:21:22 PM

The similarities are there.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Blackened
posted 01-26-2006 08:23:15 PM
quote:
Sean.
[xIMG]http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/8876/piratesgallery9ly.jpg[/IMG]

The similarities are there.


Only you would make that connection and then proclaim it publicly.

Oh Sean, what would we do without you.

Blackened fucked around with this message on 01-26-2006 at 08:24 PM.


Although my distaste for you as a human being is brobdingnagian,
what I'm about to do isn't personal.
Mike the Butcher
Pancake
posted 01-26-2006 09:11:28 PM
Pancake
Manticore
Not Much Fun Anymore
posted 01-26-2006 09:27:20 PM
Had sex with drystart...
before he died...
and liked it.
"France tried to turtle, but Hitler did a tank rush before they were ready. Just shows how horribly unbalanced real life is. They should release a patch."
Mr. Parcelan
posted 01-26-2006 10:04:46 PM
I don't care about anyone else's feelings or so-called whatsits because right now Holden is my main concern.

Imagine what might happen if he stopped posting!

Jackman
Racist Hermaphroditic Midget
posted 01-26-2006 10:09:49 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan painfully thought these words up:
I don't care about anyone else's feelings or so-called whatsits because right now Holden is my main concern.

Imagine what might happen if he stopped posting!


But, sweetum's you promised me that I was your main squeeze last night!!!!

Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA.
Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.

Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Batty
Doesn't Like You. Specifically you.
posted 01-26-2006 11:12:26 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
Imagine what might happen if he stopped posting!

...nothing?

Mr. Parcelan
posted 01-26-2006 11:24:49 PM
quote:
Batty wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
...nothing?

GOOD LORD!

You mean threats because you don't have a flattering title are FRUITLESS?!

Ferret
Poing! Poing!
posted 01-26-2006 11:29:35 PM
Who? I don't remember any french and/or cocksucking incidents.

Well, recently at least.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 01-26-2006 11:30:43 PM
We wiretapped his phone.
Batty
Doesn't Like You. Specifically you.
posted 01-26-2006 11:36:32 PM
quote:
How.... Mr. Parcelan.... uughhhhhh:
GOOD LORD!

You mean threats because you don't have a flattering title are FRUITLESS?!


I'm going to shoot you in the knee.

Norim Stumpfighter
Milkmaid
posted 01-27-2006 12:43:23 PM
mmm syrup
Timpofee
Mancake
posted 01-27-2006 01:23:59 PM
quote:
Manticore Model 2000 was programmed to say:
Had sex with drystart...
while he laid dying...
and liked it.

fixed it for you

Steven Steve
posted 01-28-2006 02:15:30 AM
Who is Holden anyway? Hahahah
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Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 01-28-2006 03:38:32 AM
I'm a rapist.
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Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 01-28-2006 07:01:46 AM
quote:
Timpofee's fortune cookie read:
fixed it for you

death

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