An astronomer looks at the sky through a telescope, searching for something. After a while he stands up, looks to the heavens, and yells, "You cannot be Sirius!"
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Mayor of Townsville had this to say about Knight Rider:
Oh gawd, I was soooo looking for a smiley like that. Thanks. 
...to tell the truth, this whole topic was just an excuse to use that smiley. But hey, we can still use it to tell jokes. :D
His father looks up from his paper and tells his son, "Go ask your mother, he'll tell you."
Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
They pour a cup of yogurt on your back!
At least, that's been my experience.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Karnaj had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
How do gay men fake an orgasm?They pour a cup of yogurt on your back!
At least, that's been my experience.
That wasn't yogurt, that was corn starch.
Fucker.
