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Maradon!'s account was hax0red to write:
I'll eat mine since it is absolutely delicious.
Ick!
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Aw, geez, I have Kennatsu all over myself!
I certainly can't eat it... I get sick when I do. I know all sorts of things are done with it on Christmas (other than eating it). So, what will you do with your fruitcake?
Rusty Trombone. HI-OOOO!
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
So it'll probably be what I do every year.
Fruitcake Golems.
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about Tron:
Not sure what I'd do with it. I'm sure I could concoct some horrible yuletide trap for Jania involving a fruitcake, but that's an awful lot of work.So it'll probably be what I do every year.
Fruitcake Golems.
Are you sure you can keep control of those things? What if they find out they're made of fruitcake, and that YOU made them??? 
you people who hate it, have just never had good fruitcake. Ignore the stuff that has the candied fruit in it. Spend some money on a proper, fresh, rum laced fruitcake.
you will thank me.
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Kaiote had this to say about (_|_):
rum laced
I'm searching for the thing that distinguishes a good fruitcake from a bad fruitcake... ever try just drinking rum?
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Kaiote said:
See..you people who hate it, have just never had good fruitcake. Ignore the stuff that has the candied fruit in it. Spend some money on a proper, fresh, rum laced fruitcake.
you will thank me.
I'll be honest, all the fruitcake I've had is pre-packaged candied fruit crap. So I guess it's possible I'd enjoy fresh fruitcake. I wouldn't know until I ate some.
Also, if you heat up the prepackaged candied crap, in the oven, not the microwave.. it softens up, and tastes better.
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Manticore had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
I'm searching for the thing that distinguishes a good fruitcake from a bad fruitcake... ever try just drinking rum?
The rum is actually there primarily as a preservative. The fruit cakes we know today originated as an ultra-dense and highly nutritious cake that can be made before and eaten throughout the winter. The best fruitcakes are made with high quality dried fruit and toasted nuts.
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Mortious's fortune cookie read:
I'll be honest, all the fruitcake I've had is pre-packaged candied fruit crap. So I guess it's possible I'd enjoy fresh fruitcake. I wouldn't know until I ate some.
Man I just read that completely the wrong way. Ithink.
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Jajahotep said:
Man I just read that completely the wrong way. Ithink.
No, I haven't seen this firsthand.
No, I have no desire to see this firsthand.
Enjoy your fruitcake.
(And for those who don't know, Plum pudding isn't a "pudding", it's a cake, with fruits in it, but much less dense than a fruitcake, and a much different taste.)
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Kennatsu had this to say about pies:
Are you sure you can keep control of those things? What if they find out they're made of fruitcake, and that YOU made them???
The other half of the holiday tradition is to, after creating the fruitcake golem, send it to Jania.
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Mr. Gainsborough had this to say about Optimus Prime:
I've never even seen a fruitcake irl.
Ditto. Never received one, never tried it, never really had any urge to. Not because of all the 'fruitcake = crap' stuff I see on TV all the time, but just because I got curious and looked it up, and it didn't seem all that appetizing from what I saw of it online. Khyron fucked around with this message on 12-20-2005 at 10:13 AM.
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Peanut butter ass Shaq Khyron booooze lime pole over bench lick:
Ditto. Never received one, never tried it, never really had any urge to. Not because of all the 'fruitcake = crap' stuff I see on TV all the time, but just because I got curious and looked it up, and it didn't seem all that appetizing from what I saw of it online.
Mince Meat Pie sure as shit doesn't seem very appetizing but oh sweet jesus joshua christ is it delicious.
