My horrible secret is going to be revealed. Everyone is going to find out that I have no idea what the fuck I've been talking about. Everyone is going to find out that I have learned absolutely nothing!
The only thing I've learned during my years at college is how to disguise what a fraud I am and now that disguise is falling apart!
I've got two essays to write and two tests to take. What about you?
Wish I could install WoW on this machine, but its such a piece of crap that even Solitaire is laggy.. wtf
Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
WHOO!
Performance tomorrow where I'm writing a 30 second piece of music live. Week-long concert series I have to attend 10 hours of. Presenting 10 minutes of recorded music on Tuesday for the Amplified Composition concert. Performing two songs on Friday for the Songwriting class concert. Having a collaboration with a choreographer premiered over the weekend in 3 performances. Having a 6 minute piece performed by Pacific Rims Percussion Quartet on the following Tuesday. Presenting another 10 minutes of music for my End of Semester Presentation. Writing a 1500 word paper on the performance I'm doing tomorrow. Compiling a series of 7 interview transcriptions and reflections for my religion studies class.
Wait... I graduated from college 3 years ago.
My advice, bullshit your way through any tests. You would be suprised how much bullshit is close enough to the truth that you would recieve a passing grade! 
This is the hand-in week for everything. Next week I shall be mostly drunk.
I suspect Parce is smarter than he gives himself credit for.
Oh well, Anthro/Soci and English are guaranteed A's (I hope)
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about (_|_):
For this, I give you your very own YTMND.
Maybe Im blind, but I didnt see Bill Nye!
I have a final tonight and a final tomorrow night. I have a 4.0 in the class. The only thing Im worried about is if I can stay awake through the whole test so I can leave for break early.
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Maradon! had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Knowledge is the sort of thing you really can't fake.I suspect Parce is smarter than he gives himself credit for.
Have to agree with that, but at the same time I find that once you start thinking you're the mutt's nuts it makes you crap. I say that I haven't a fucking clue and part of me still thinks I got into university by fluke but it can't be that true since i'm still here.
That and I unfortunately slacked on my reading for my religion class, which just happens to be the one with the final. I've been doing catch-up reading, but I'm not sure if I'm gonna make it to the level of competency my professor expects for a A-B grade. And that's really unusual for me, but this hasn't been a good semester.
4.0 overall for this semester. Go me.
Monday
-Turn in essay on free will: Epictetus vs. Dewey
-Turn in final feature on the Constitutionality of Speech Policies
-Meet with my Race and Gender teacher at 10:30. Interestingly enough, I took her to task on the class today and she wanted to meet with me to better discuss what improvements could be made. So we'll either do that or it's an elaborate assassination plot, in which I'll need Karnaj and his baguette to help me out.
Tuesday
-Race and Gender final.
Wednesday
-History of Pre-Modern East Asia final.
Then I'm home free.
Now, all I has to do is do my paper on EPICTETUS and DEWEY.
Are you truly free?
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
I finished my Final Feature and my essay both, but my printer decided not to print, so I decided to destroy it.
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Rodent King wrote this stupid crap:
I've got to finish filling in everything for my Teacher portfolio. Everything's got to mesh with the Illinois Professional Teaching Standard's guidelines, and that means I'm missing some papers for it. So, I'm currently typing up 11 different papers tonight that will probably never actually be read, but I need them for a grade anyway or else I can't become a high school English teacher.
Comfortable with working 70 hour weeks, eh?
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Vorbis had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Comfortable with working 70 hour weeks, eh?
Well, I'm thinking of changing majors to something else. I'll see how it all works out though.
