Canada has always been a joke, but this is just downright silly. 
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Bloodsage has funnier quote texts than me:
Canada has always been a joke, but this is just downright silly.
edit: Here is an excerpt from his speech from the U of BC site. This guy is a loon. Lechium fucked around with this message on 11-26-2005 at 12:56 AM.
Haven't any of you seen Independence day? Canada is the only fucking place that doesn't get hit!
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There was much rejoicing when Manticore said this:
Laugh now, but when they Aliens nuke us and not the Canadians... I'm pretty sure we wont be laughing.Haven't any of you seen Independence day? Canada is the only fucking place that doesn't get hit!
That's only because they have nothing in terms of significant social or military value to strike.
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JooJooFlop stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
That's only because they have nothing in terms of significant social or military value to strike.
Yar, our military be a big joke 
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JooJooFlop had this to say about Optimus Prime:
That's only because they have nothing in terms of significant social or military value to strike.
Sure they do. They just dont feel like showing it to the rest of the world.
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JooJooFlop stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
That's only because they have nothing in terms of significant social or military value to strike.
And the Alien's monument destroying lazers don't have anything to target.
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Delphi Aegis thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
And the Alien's monument destroying lazers don't have anything to target.
Thank you, Delphi, that was the joke.
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Delphi Aegis had this to say about Duck Tales:
And the Alien's monument destroying lazers don't have anything to target.
CN Tower... no longer the largest free standing structure thanks to the Petronas Towers in Kuala Lampur (sp?).
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ACES! Another post by Lechium:
CN Tower... no longer the largest free standing structure thanks to the Petronas Towers in Kuala Lampur (sp?).
You just tripled the number of people outside of Canada who knew about it with that post.
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This insanity brought to you by Ferret:
You just tripled the number of people outside of Canada who knew about it with that post.
The what in the who?
I think he more than tripled.
It's not something people hear about.
And now you know! Lechium fucked around with this message on 11-26-2005 at 01:43 AM.
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Lechium had this to say about Pirotess:
blah blah canada has trees eh blah blah blah
And now you know!
And now we've stopped caring.
Well, actually we never cared in the first place.
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Ferret enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
And now we've stopped caring.Well, actually we never cared in the first place.
But Canada brought us Conan O'Brian. I think. Didn't it? I dunno. I don't really like him, anyway.
It's not something people hear about.
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Lechium had this to say about Pirotess:
Don't let one man be a measure of this country. We aren't all complete morons like him.
Thats what the Americans say about Dubya too...
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Aw, geez, I have Cavalier- all over myself!
Thats what the Americans say about Dubya too...
Nah, we say that about Kansas. And the rural South.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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How.... Lechium.... uughhhhhh:
CN Tower... no longer the largest free standing structure thanks to the Petronas Towers in Kuala Lampur (sp?).
Cartoon Network owns a tower in Canada?
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Densetsu has funnier quote texts than me:
Cartoon Network owns a tower in Canada?
good 1
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Karnaj had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Nah, we say that about Kansas. And the rural South.
F U
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Quoth Mod:
You know who else was worried about attacks by extra-terrestrials? That's right.
That's a pretty sucky article, that goes pretty far out of its way to draw conclusions unsupported by fact. He (and especially Nancy) may have had a strange notion or two, but he never accused another country of trying to start a war with aliens, or suggest public debate on ET policy positions.
In short, this Canadian dude is in another league entirely as far as strangeness is concerned.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Mod had this to say about Duck Tales:
You know who else was worried about attacks by extra-terrestrials? That's right.
Reagan smash! Reagan smash!
AND the idiots in Canada who CONTINUALLY vote Liberal and let morons run this country.
Hencewhy I personally don't pay all that much attention to politics, or really care what the hell they do unless I think it's nessicary to care.
It's my belief that people vote the most stupid people into office possible.
GO PROPAGANDA!
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Redmage Darkrayver wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
...it's nessicary to care.\
Clearly you don't feel spelling is nessicary either, huh?
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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Bloodsage said:
Canada has always been a joke, but this is just downright silly.
And just look at their money! It is so small!
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Arrenn Lightblade wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Clearly you don't feel spelling is nessicary either, huh?
I've been having an off day. Coffee is my friend, and he hasn't helped my brain today.
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Zaza had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
And just look at their money! It is so small!
It's something like 83 cents to the US dollar now. not so small.
We burned down your white house...SO THERE! lol
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Lechium had this to say about Captain Planet:
Don't let one man be a measure of this country. We aren't all complete morons like him.edit: Here is an excerpt from his speech from the U of BC site. This guy is a loon.
University of British Columbia?? OH GODS THAT EXPLAINS IT!!
He must have been on some of that BC bud when he made that speech Redmage Darkrayver fucked around with this message on 11-29-2005 at 11:36 PM.
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Redmage Darkrayver Model 2000 was programmed to say:
It's something like 83 cents to the US dollar now. not so small.We burned down your white house...SO THERE! lol
He's a Swede.
Go away. 
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Redmage Darkrayver had this to say about dark elf butts:
It's something like 83 cents to the US dollar now. not so small.We burned down your white house...SO THERE! lol
Hey guys I found this snazzy new image I think it very accurately describes the entire united states compared to europe plus its pretty new and funny:
Tell me if you like it guys. 
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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How much Redmage Darkrayver can a Redmage Darkrayver-chuck chuck?
Honestly, I blame it on the idiots in parliment.AND the idiots in Canada who CONTINUALLY vote Liberal and let morons run this country.
Hencewhy I personally don't pay all that much attention to politics, or really care what the hell they do unless I think it's nessicary to care.
It's my belief that people vote the most stupid people into office possible.
uh oh.
I have one question: do you vote?
Because if you don't, then you have no say about what the situation in parliament is. That, my dear friend, is kinda hypocritical.
Choosing when it's necessary to care is part of the reason that people like Paul Martin get elected in the first place.
And as for voting the stupidest people possible in: I'd say that that's a stupid belief to have, but I'm sure that someone would interject and tell me that the canadian charter of blah blah blah... and all that good stuff. SO, I'll say this: The people who are elected into office are representing a party. That elected official is supposed to uphold the policies and values? of the party. It's the *coughliberalcough* parties who are electing the stupid people to represent them, not the people voting for the parties.
did I just type parties like 8 billion times?
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BeauChan had this to say about dark elf butts:
uh oh.I have one question: do you vote?
Because if you don't, then you have no say about what the situation in parliament is. That, my dear friend, is kinda hypocritical.
Yes I did vote, AND I voted against Liberal and such.
So I can gripe all I want
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Mix Redmage Darkrayver with water, and you get:
Yes I did vote, AND I voted against Liberal and such.So I can gripe all I want
Just Checking
but my second and third points still stand.
And despite all that, plus the fact that you're willing to try and take credit for it, we still enable you to exist without a military.
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Bloodsage wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
You've obviously never been on a topless beach where the forecast included German tourists!
I still remember my last trip to the beach on Mykonos. I was expecting something out of the movie Summer Lovers. What I got was reminiscient of the beach scene in Eurotrip.
Even after all these years. . . IT BURNS! MY GOD, IT STILL BURNS!
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From the book of Ferret, chapter 3, verse 16:
You just tripled the number of people outside of Canada who knew about it with that post.
Wasnt that in canadian bacon?
Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
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Bloodsage was naked while typing this:
You've obviously never been on a topless beach where the forecast included German tourists!
The only German Tourist I want to imagine topless is Claudia Schiffer...
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From the book of Cavalier-, chapter 3, verse 16:
The only German Tourist I want to imagine topless is Claudia Schiffer...
No Heidi Klum?
