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Mr. Parcelan
posted 11-24-2005 06:00:41 PM
woo look at me

some dude said that bush sucks and i don't know how bush is going to explain this one! this is probably tHE END OF THE ADMINISTRATION!!!

check it out, im maradon: i hate foreigners and i only support gay marriage so that i can kill two with one stone as they go to say their vows but im not right-wing instead im a big, fat crockpot of love come and get some

if you are reading this, you have seven days to live before karnaj comes into your house at night.

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Mr. Parcelan
posted 11-24-2005 06:03:59 PM
Drakkenmaw is reading the forums right now and I hope he gets shot.
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Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 11-24-2005 06:05:34 PM
Hi Stephen
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LeMiere
posted 11-24-2005 08:10:23 PM
My family's over. Extended and whatnot. All crammed into my tiny, one-bedroom condo.

I wish I was drunk.

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Mightion Defensor
posted 11-24-2005 08:38:30 PM
My nephews and their parents came over for Thanksgiving - we had dinner downstairs in my brother's apartment. I ate too much. *belch*

I was correct in my predictions - that since the Xbox was hooked up, the boys would choose to play Mario Kart Double Dash.

I beat them 12 rounds to 6 in Bob-omb battle. Nobody beats Uncle Brian in Block City. I even played as Daisy and Peach to show them that I could beat them with anyone.

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MadCat the 2nd
Pancake
posted 11-24-2005 08:48:14 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about the Spice Girls:
woo look at me

some dude said that bush sucks and i don't know how bush is going to explain this one! this is probably tHE END OF THE ADMINISTRATION!!!

check it out, im maradon: i hate foreigners and i only support gay marriage so that i can kill two with one stone as they go to say their vows but im not right-wing instead im a big, fat crockpot of love come and get some

if you are reading this, you have seven days to live before karnaj comes into your house at night.

Dude, if you pass out drunk and all, can I have your stuff?

"Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that motherfucker upside the head."

ben(at)netmastering(dot)nl

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Mr. Parcelan
posted 11-25-2005 12:19:43 AM
quote:
Mightion Defensor had this to say about Captain Planet:
My nephews and their parents came over for Thanksgiving - we had dinner downstairs in my brother's apartment. I ate too much. *belch*

I was correct in my predictions - that since the Xbox was hooked up, the boys would choose to play Mario Kart Double Dash.

I beat them 12 rounds to 6 in Bob-omb battle. Nobody beats Uncle Brian in Block City. I even played as Daisy and Peach to show them that I could beat them with anyone.

ALL HAIL YOUR MANLINESS

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Mr. Parcelan
posted 11-25-2005 10:45:07 PM
This is the official "whassamattah you" list. It will explain every thing that is wrong with you and what your alignment is.

Sean: Yeah, we get it, you're a big troll with some flame skill to you woo woo. Lawful Stinkbug.

Liam: hahaha like sean except you smoke weed and drink beer and have some apathy and never capitalize or use proper punctuation yo yo chaotic canadian

Jens: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU ARE FULL OF RIGHTEOUS INDIGNATION MIXED WITH TROLLING HO HO HO HO EUROPEAN WHAT. Danish Evil.

Bloodsage: Woah okay we get it you're a tuffy so let's not argue with YOU! Lawful Francophile.

Gydyon: Stop rubbing the fact that you have a life and a wife and a career and TANGIBLE THINGS IN OUR FACES! Lawful Gydyon.

Maradon: I can only defend your craziness for so long. Mara Neutral.

Tarquinn: lol

The rest of you can go wax your vaginas with snapping turtles.

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Sean
posted 11-25-2005 10:47:35 PM
Stinkbug? YOU'RE the stinkbug.
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.
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Mr. Parcelan
posted 11-25-2005 10:48:33 PM
quote:
Sean embraced inferiority and said
Stinkbug? YOU'RE the stinkbug.

I believe I said woo woo.

Case closed.

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Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 11-25-2005 10:50:24 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan thought about the meaning of life:
Bloodsage: Lawful Francophile..

Dude, that's low

quote:
The rest of you can go wax your vaginas with snapping turtles.

Can I say, "Ouch"?

Callalron fucked around with this message on 11-25-2005 at 10:51 PM.

Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
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Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 11-25-2005 11:33:48 PM
drunk and high stinkbug youre the stinkbug

Liam fucked around with this message on 11-25-2005 at 11:34 PM.

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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 11-25-2005 11:49:56 PM
You're gonna pass out on the toilet again.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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New Age Bane
Waste Management Crisis
posted 11-28-2005 05:10:35 AM
Being drunk is awesome because I want to pick fights with all the assholes that roam between real life and cyberspace!
What am I supposed to in here again? Oh yes something witty and oh so pretty!
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Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 11-28-2005 05:19:26 AM
I think I can live with that.
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
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New Age Bane
Waste Management Crisis
posted 11-28-2005 05:25:44 AM
quote:
Tarquinn had this to say about Duck Tales:
I think I can live with that.

Baltar rules I hope you know.
I really wish him and the new Six take that fucking traitors baby and raise it as their own Cylon love child, asuming he gets off the Pegasus, alive with the living Six. What sort of crazy hyjynx could those two get into!

New Age Bane fucked around with this message on 11-28-2005 at 05:28 AM.

What am I supposed to in here again? Oh yes something witty and oh so pretty!
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Lechium
With no one to ever know
posted 11-28-2005 10:35:48 AM
Tricia Helfer is insanely hot.

edit: That is Six from the new Battlestar Gallactica for those of you who do not know.

Lechium fucked around with this message on 11-28-2005 at 10:44 AM.

"The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them "You don't need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for."
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Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 11-28-2005 11:00:42 AM
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Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 11-28-2005 11:13:42 AM
quote:
We were all impressed when Lechium wrote:
Tricia Helfer is insanely hot.

edit: That is Six from the new Battlestar Gallactica for those of you who do not know.

Hmmmmmm.....


Tarquinn fucked around with this message on 11-28-2005 at 11:15 AM.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
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Lechium
With no one to ever know
posted 11-28-2005 12:04:01 PM
quote:
Tarquinn wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Hmmmmmm.....


That's Boomer?!
Hawt.

"The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them "You don't need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for."
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New Age Bane
Waste Management Crisis
posted 11-28-2005 11:15:37 PM
I would much rather have a Boomer and Six cat fight as opposed to the Starbuck and Six fight, in the beginning of this season.
What am I supposed to in here again? Oh yes something witty and oh so pretty!
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Lechium
With no one to ever know
posted 11-28-2005 11:49:20 PM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when New Age Bane said:
I would much rather have a Boomer and Six cat fight as opposed to the Starbuck and Six fight, in the beginning of this season.

Season two won't be shown in Canada until January 14th, coincedentally 20 days after the second season DVD comes out.

"The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them "You don't need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for."
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