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Topic: So a Dark Jedi walks into a bar...
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 11-16-2005 12:02:53 PM
.. and kills everyone, even the cocky bartender.

Lechium
With no one to ever know
posted 11-16-2005 01:03:51 PM
...and you turned into a being of pure energy?
"The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them "You don't need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for."
Sean
posted 11-16-2005 01:05:47 PM
And nobody cared, because it's the fourth fucking SWG thread on the front page.
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 11-16-2005 03:21:39 PM
quote:
Sean said:
And nobody cared, because it's the fourth fucking SWG thread on the front page.

Somebody got up on the wrong side of the bed. C'mere.

Mightion Defensor
posted 11-16-2005 03:24:13 PM
hums "I want to know... what you're thinking. Can you tell me what's on your mind?"

That must be a light red crystal, Mort. I think the dark red (what I was using) looks more sinister.

Cobalt Katze
Pancake
posted 11-16-2005 03:39:02 PM
quote:
Mightion Defensor impressed everyone with:
hums "I want to know... what you're thinking. Can you tell me what's on your mind?")

Destruction-AHH! Hunamunamunga. Pure energy.

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 11-16-2005 03:45:52 PM
quote:
Mightion Defensor said:
hums "I want to know... what you're thinking. Can you tell me what's on your mind?"

That must be a light red crystal, Mort. I think the dark red (what I was using) looks more sinister.


It's dark red with bloom turned on.

Bloodcookie
Pancake
posted 11-16-2005 08:13:38 PM
Tony. Fucking. Blair.

""...destructive analysis of the familiar is the only method of approach to an understanding of fundamentally different modes of expression." -Edward Sapir, Language
DrPaintThinner
Anti-Semite
posted 11-16-2005 08:14:22 PM
Im just starting out, trying out the trial for the next few days. Whats the way to tell if your naturally force sensitive? How hard is it to become a dark jedi?
roit, less bash 'is noggin
Cobalt Katze
Pancake
posted 11-16-2005 08:57:46 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and DrPaintThinner was all like:
Im just starting out, trying out the trial for the next few days. Whats the way to tell if your naturally force sensitive? How hard is it to become a dark jedi?

By pushing the "jedi" button at character creation.

DrPaintThinner
Anti-Semite
posted 11-16-2005 10:38:03 PM
Yah, I didn't know they changed it. Now I do. Now im disapointed.
roit, less bash 'is noggin
Kaiote
Shot in the Face
posted 11-17-2005 07:58:31 AM
Dont be... you're not a real Jedi til you get a lightsaber and robes and all that crap.

BTW, Padawan Robes blow monkey. And I should have better anyway, goddamit.. I can bitch a Rancor in 8 seconds flat..

Oh, and after careful experimentaton.. we have learned that Artillary is effective on Jedi. Very effective. Unless the Jedi Saber Blocks.

Henry had been killed by a garden gnome.He had fallen off the roof onto that cheerful-looking figure. The gnome was made of concrete. Henry wasn't. - Dean Koontz, Velocity
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 11-17-2005 02:36:54 PM
Using saber block on missiles for the win.
Mightion Defensor
posted 11-17-2005 02:59:06 PM
quote:
From the Book of Armaments, Mortious did read;
Using saber block on missiles for the win.

Back to grinding out lava flea missions on Mustafar - SOE has finally said we will keep our levels upon respec. Score!

Kaiote
Shot in the Face
posted 11-17-2005 04:49:47 PM
Be nice if they would hurry up with the hotfix to make it so we get the crap from lower levels on respec. I wants me pearls.
Henry had been killed by a garden gnome.He had fallen off the roof onto that cheerful-looking figure. The gnome was made of concrete. Henry wasn't. - Dean Koontz, Velocity
Dave
)_(
posted 11-17-2005 11:13:44 PM
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 11-18-2005 12:11:32 AM
quote:
Dave startled the peaceful upland Gorillas by blurting:
My backpack has jets

I want my 2 minutes back.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Dave
)_(
posted 11-18-2005 12:47:39 AM
Those should be worth your time if you liked RoboTech as a kid at all.
http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=macross+zero&pl=1&lv=0

Dave fucked around with this message on 11-18-2005 at 12:47 AM.

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 11-18-2005 01:19:08 AM
quote:
Bent over the coffee table, Dave squealed:
Those should be worth your time if you liked RoboTech as a kid at all.
http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=macross+zero&pl=1&lv=0

But there was no RoboTech when I was a kid.

Edit: does Ultraman count?

Bloodsage fucked around with this message on 11-18-2005 at 01:19 AM.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 11-18-2005 01:30:13 AM
quote:
Bloodsage said:
But there was no RoboTech when I was a kid.

Edit: does Ultraman count?


How about b&w Flash Gordon?

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 11-18-2005 01:37:24 AM
quote:
Channeling the spirit of Sherlock Holmes, Mortious absently fondled Watson and proclaimed:
How about b&w Flash Gordon?

Hey--Dale Arden was hot!

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

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