It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
And what's that for a "Dork- Side" she is babbling about?
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Father McKenzie obviously shouldn't have said:
I refuse to believe she wasn't put up to it or playing it up for television. That's what I hope she was doing anyway.
Yeah, no ones that archiac anymore.
OMGS DIFFERENT RELIGIOUS BELIEFS UNHEARD OF!
I was amused at least. Between moments of.. 
Having said that... I laughed my ass off through about 90% of that. 
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A sleep deprived Demos stammered:
Its pretty clear she was put up to it, otherwise why would there still be footage of her after she threw out the camera people?
Well, unless I missed out, she only threw out one. The others could have stayed.
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How.... Demos.... uughhhhhh:
Its pretty clear she was put up to it, otherwise why would there still be footage of her after she threw out the camera people?
Just because the camera crew didn't leave, doesn't mean it was staged.
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Mr. Parcelan enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
GORGYLES! PSYCHICS!
They had her screaming that furing the promo spot before the show aired. And it sounded like she was screaming "sly snakes" after gargoyles. 
Ian Benjamin fucked around with this message on 11-15-2005 at 08:36 PM.
Everything ever taught to you by Jim Bob of Billy Bob's Black Belt Emporium is a lie. Now, tie your obi UNDER the hakama and try again.
wow, she would reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally hate me.
NO SUSIE HOMEMAKER FOR BEAUKAT, NO SIR.
It's not something people hear about.
Wow, she's forcing HER belief on her family like that? that's just wrong.
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Mix Sean with water, and you get:
Because you're such a bitch, am i rite?NO SUSIE HOMEMAKER FOR BEAUKAT, NO SIR.
oh DAMN!
in retrospect, if her daughter prayed harder, none of this would have happened.
Honoka! nem-x fucked around with this message on 11-16-2005 at 08:02 AM.
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diadem had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
this woman is awsome. YOU all live in sin!in retrospect, if her daughter prayed harder, none of this would have happened.
I read "Carrie" at work last night.
If she is a warrior for God, I feel sorry for God. Kinda reaching in the bottom of the barrel there. I love how she ended up taking the money, so she can get a gastric bypass surgery and be a svelte warrior for God.
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Nae stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
The facial expressions of her kids were priceless. Especially the youngest. She was like, "omg when I have a tantrum like that, I get spanked! Who's gonna spank momma?"If she is a warrior for God, I feel sorry for God. Kinda reaching in the bottom of the barrel there. I love how she ended up taking the money, so she can get a gastric bypass surgery and be a svelte warrior for God.
I don't know why, but the word svelte made me titter.
