Hooray for German engineering! Tarquinn fucked around with this message on 10-07-2005 at 02:36 PM.
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Karnaj enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
Don't they speak Schwäbisch in that part of Germany?
I refuse to talk about dialects when we could talk about beer instead!
Yes.
Couple that with the Beer... and you'd have a REALLY happy fat man here.
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Tarquinn attempted to be funny by writing:
For Germans invent the crap that is REALLY important!Hooray for German engineering!
They just need to install taps at the table ... cutout the middle man/woman.
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Bacon369 wrote this stupid crap:
They just need to install taps at the table ... cutout the middle man/woman.
Now thats an Idea... pay a set ammount to sit a table with taps... but, you run into problems in places like Billmar... where there are what... 378 beers?
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TheOriginalZane enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
Do I hear Nobel Prize?
Nobel would go to the one that can make this for the home....and get your significant other to play along.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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The logic train ran off the tracks when Bloodsage said:
Now someone just needs to harness the forces that cause food to get cold and beer to get warm at the table and reverse them! That would indeed be Utopia.
They need to put the stuff that is in Nestea Cool iced tea... Have you ever drank one room tempature? It still feels cold when you drink it.
*edit* Brahmin Bloodlust fucked around with this message on 10-07-2005 at 05:27 PM.
"is" is an important word.
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Brahmin Bloodlust had this to say about Tron:
They need to put the stuff that is in Nestea Cool iced tea... Have you ever drank one room tempature? It still feels cold when you drink it.*edit*
"is" is an important word.
According to the gas chromatograph, the secret ingredient is... love?!
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TheOriginalZane said this, then charged the door while shouting "CHONGO LONGO!":
According to Malcolm Reynolds, the secret to faster-than-light travel is... love?!
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
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Verily, Brahmin Bloodlust doth proclaim:
They need to put the stuff that is in Nestea Cool iced tea... Have you ever drank one room tempature? It still feels cold when you drink it.*edit*
"is" is an important word.
Probably some kind of mint in it.
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Tarquinn was all like:
For Germans invent the crap that is REALLY important
"If the bartender was worth anything, he'd already be refilling your drink before the mat had to tell him"
sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
when I pointed that newsblurb out to a friend of mine at work, she said the following:"If the bartender was worth anything, he'd already be refilling your drink before the mat had to tell him"
sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Problem is that if it's like all human technology, it will eventually turn on us. It'll get your cel number and start sending you messages when you're at work of the "I'm lonely, and empty...come fill me up" type. Then your boss will see it, and you'll get fired.
Thanks, now my mind is going to be in the gutter all day. 
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Nobody really understood why Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael wrote:
Problem is that if it's like all human technology, it will eventually turn on us. It'll get your cel number and start sending you messages when you're at work of the "I'm lonely, and empty...come fill me up" type. Then your boss will see it, and you'll get fired.
