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Mr. Parcelan
posted 09-15-2005 10:38:34 PM
Heed these well.

The following words cannot be said by males on pain of Bloodsaging:
Yummy
Delish
Bunnies
Stuffing (Stuffin' is okay, Stuf'n is even better)
Frodo Baggins

The following words cannot be said by females on pain of Bloodsaging:
Evidence
Kevin Spacey
Vagina
Coitus
Maradon

Since I'm on a psychotic rule spree, what else would you like to see implemented? It's time we flexed this nepotistic administrative muscle.

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Sean
posted 09-15-2005 10:40:00 PM
What a bunch of horseshit. Me and my yummy bunnies are taking our ball and going home.
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.
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Somu Icewalker
Also known as Diet Dr. Evil
posted 09-15-2005 10:40:23 PM
What about Bilbo Baggins?
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Mr. Parcelan
posted 09-15-2005 10:41:06 PM
Somehow, we need to work concentration camps into this ordeal.

BTW, Sean's next five posts are now firmly in control of Bloodsage. Bloodsage can edit them, delete them or alter them as he sees fit.

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nem-x
posted 09-15-2005 10:41:34 PM
They're taking the hobbits to Isengard.
Nem-X - :kittyjig: :: THEY'RE OH SO FUZZY AND CUTE!
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Sean
posted 09-15-2005 10:41:50 PM
You haven't got the balls for this, Samuel.
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.
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Mr. Parcelan
posted 09-15-2005 10:43:12 PM
I will end you, Kelley.
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Sean
posted 09-15-2005 10:45:41 PM
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.
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Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 09-15-2005 10:59:58 PM
The word moist is pornographic.
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Anakha
my standards skyrocket when im on my keyboard heh
posted 09-16-2005 12:47:32 AM
I think we need to have a list of words no one is allowed to say, and if they say it, we throw them.... to the rabid troll army you have under your control.
"Buzz Beer, the beer of attainable women!"
"You try balancing a cow on the end of a fencepost to wield it like a club. Thats a physical damn challenge!"
"The only problem i have is too much aggro."
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LeMiere
posted 09-16-2005 04:14:34 AM
Well... I guess I don't have a nickname anymore.

Sorry, Trent.

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Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 09-16-2005 04:35:28 AM
This thread needs more political intrigue and plots.
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SunGryphon
Nub nub nu...THWACK!
posted 09-16-2005 04:43:10 AM
Maradon! Kevin Spacey! Vagina coitus evidence?

May I have a Bloodsaging now?

Nub, nub me do.
~+~+~
Nub... nub... nub!
Nub is all doo need!
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Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 09-16-2005 05:22:21 AM
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Everyone wondered WTF when nem-x wrote:
They're taking the hobbits to Isengard.
* NullDevice kicks the server. "Floggings will continue until processing power improves!"
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Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 09-16-2005 09:54:13 AM
quote:
Verily, the chocolate bunny rabits doth run and play while SunGryphon gently hums:
Maradon! Kevin Spacey! Vagina coitus evidence?

May I have a Bloodsaging now?

See me after class, young lady!

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

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Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 09-16-2005 10:44:28 AM
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Aury had this to say about Robocop:
The word moist is pornographic.

These potatos are great... they're so moist.

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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 09-16-2005 11:06:23 AM
I once got Bloodsaged.

It was a little weird, but it only hurts for a minute.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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