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Pic might be SLIGHTLY nsfw, very slightly Vorago fucked around with this message on 09-10-2005 at 08:06 PM.
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I remember seeing him with Arnold S. on the presidential fitness tour, and also a special on that E! channel.
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Maradon! was all like:
You may find this hard to believe, but carrot top has always been a major fitness buff.I remember seeing him with Arnold S. on the presidential fitness tour, and also a special on that E! channel.
It's true. And he was reasonably rocked in the last Collect commercials he was in, but no one noticed because he was too annoying, haha
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
Who wants or needs bulging veins like that?
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ACES! Another post by Random Insanity Generator:
That doesn't look normal. That look really... ugh.Who wants or needs bulging veins like that?
That is what happens when you work out, especially if you have a diet high in salt and or sugar. Azizza fucked around with this message on 09-10-2005 at 09:03 PM.
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Check out the big brain on Random Insanity Generator!
That doesn't look normal. That look really... ugh.Who wants or needs bulging veins like that?
They're only bulging out because he's currently lifting heavy weight. That happens on most people when you're working out, they return to normal shortly after.
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Reynar spewed forth this undeniable truth:
They're only bulging out because he's currently lifting heavy weight. That happens on most people when you're working out, they return to normal shortly after.
Yup. The muscles push them outwards, which does that to them. They'll stay perminantly that way for some duders when they're just wacko. I'm still a fatass, but because I've been working my arms more and more, the veins in my wrist will pop when I'm lifting, and the ones in my fore arms are constantly visible under my skin(pale skin 4tw).
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We were all impressed when Leopold wrote:
I could still beat him up.
I think his hair would beat up your hair though. 
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Nae has survived these past three years on a steady diet of water, croutons and morphine.
I think his hair would beat up your hair though.
We have to wait until his hair does the Rabbi curls thing. Then it is an unstoppable force of evil.
And goddamn, Carrot Top is really freaky like that.
I'd know considering he lives across the street from my parents.
I used to see him at our pool and just out and about without a shirt.. quite a suprise. Who would think a guy like that with the hair and stuff would be into muscle.
He's got some of the hottest girls I've ever seen in my life at his house daily.
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Demos had this to say about Duck Tales:
And Kirane shows up just in time to make bullshit about something! Woohoo!
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Demos had this to say about Optimus Prime:
And Kirane shows up just in time to brag about something! Woohoo!
He has 3 girlfriends as well.
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
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Fazum'Zen Fastfist said:
Did you guys know Kirane has a C6 Z06, a 2006 Mustang GT, and two built-in swimming pools?He has 3 girlfriends as well.
He also owns a tux made from pure spun gold.
It's not something people hear about.
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
That dog is none other than Lassie.
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Snugglits painfully thought these words up:
Kirane once had sex with a dog.That dog is none other than Lassie.
The product of this blessed union was Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Mr. Parcelan probably says this to all the girls:
The product of this blessed union was Martin Luther King, Jr.
Who then abolished segregation of Kirane and Colored people in public schools.
It's not something people hear about.
Rodent King fucked around with this message on 09-11-2005 at 11:18 PM.
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Mix Mr. Parcelan with water, and you get:
Kirane kicked the original Gerber baby in the face because he gave him "a look."
so thats why brooke shields looks the way she does!
*ducks*
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
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Sakkra had this to say about Tron:
Kirane once got a handjob from Marylin Monroe. His ejaculate was so powerful that it travelled back in time and decapitated Adolf Hitler.
After that it travelled back even further, and inseminated some random middle eastern bitch, which then gave birth to Jesus.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
