...switched religions?
...thought about killing yourself?
...seriously considered murdering someone else?
...eaten an ice cream cake?
...used a racial slur in seriousness?
...used a racial slur to someone of that race's face?
...had a wild, drunken night that you can't recall?
...demonstrated a blatant, flagrant act of hypocrisy?
...eaten meat for three meals a day?
...been addicted to a substance?
...injured someone you loved physically?
...if you've read this far, I'm going to rape you.
...owned a pair of nice shoes?
...engaged in sexual activity that wasn't mainstream?
...done something that the Bible severely disapproves of?
...had a venereal disease?
...had to defend your life?
...had to defend yourself in court?
...owned a fish?
quote:
Mr. Parcelan's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
Have you ever......switched religions?
No
...thought about killing yourself?
No
...seriously considered murdering someone else?
Not seriously
...eaten an ice cream cake?
Well... not all of it
...used a racial slur in seriousness?
Yes
...used a racial slur to someone of that race's face?
Yes, but in jest
...had a wild, drunken night that you can't recall?
Yes
...demonstrated a blatant, flagrant act of hypocrisy?
Probably
...eaten meat for three meals a day?
I think so
...been addicted to a substance?
Yes, caffiene
...injured someone you loved physically?
No
...if you've read this far, I'm going to rape you.
Prz no
...owned a pair of nice shoes?
Yeah, but I lost them
...engaged in sexual activity that wasn't mainstream?
No
...done something that the Bible severely disapproves of?
More than likely
...had a venereal disease?
No
...had to defend your life?
No
...had to defend yourself in court?
No, though I have had to testify regarding reports I took at work
...owned a fish?
Yes
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Have you ever...
...switched religions? Going from religous to non-religous count?
...thought about killing yourself?Considered it slightly, too afraid
...seriously considered murdering someone else?Not at all, again, I'm a pussy
...eaten an ice cream cake? only a part of one
...used a racial slur in seriousness? no
...used a racial slur to someone of that race's face? No [see pussy response above]
...had a wild, drunken night that you can't recall?No, but I ought to
...demonstrated a blatant, flagrant act of hypocrisy? Daily
...eaten meat for three meals a day?I rarely manage to ever eat three meals a day
...been addicted to a substance? Not really, no
...injured someone you loved physically? I don't think I've ever injured anyone physically
...if you've read this far, I'm going to rape you. I won't fight it probably (pussy)
...owned a pair of nice shoes? Not too nice
...engaged in sexual activity that wasn't mainstream? I'd settle for any, period
...done something that the Bible severely disapproves of?Sure
...had a venereal disease?No
...had to defend your life?No
...had to defend yourself in court?No
...owned a fish?Once
Zair fucked around with this message on 07-05-2005 at 03:36 AM.
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Mr. Parcelan said:
Have you ever......switched religions?
Yes...thought about killing yourself?
No...seriously considered murdering someone else?
No...eaten an ice cream cake?
Yes...used a racial slur in seriousness?
Yes...used a racial slur to someone of that race's face?
Yes....had a wild, drunken night that you can't recall?
I don't remember....demonstrated a blatant, flagrant act of hypocrisy?
No....eaten meat for three meals a day?
I don't eat three meals a day, so no....been addicted to a substance?
No....injured someone you loved physically?
No....if you've read this far, I'm going to rape you.
Okay....owned a pair of nice shoes?
Yes....engaged in sexual activity that wasn't mainstream?
No....done something that the Bible severely disapproves of?
All sins are the same in God's eyes(yes)
...had a venereal disease?
No....had to defend your life?
No....had to defend yourself in court?
No....owned a fish?
No.
quote:
Mr. Parcelan painfully thought these words up:
Have you ever......switched religions?
Kinda, became an agnostic....thought about killing yourself?
No....seriously considered murdering someone else?
No....eaten an ice cream cake?
Yes....used a racial slur in seriousness?
No....used a racial slur to someone of that race's face?
No....had a wild, drunken night that you can't recall?
Yes....demonstrated a blatant, flagrant act of hypocrisy?
No. Oh, wait, I just did. Again....eaten meat for three meals a day?
Yes....been addicted to a substance?
Yes. After a serious cold, I was physically addicted to nasal spray for a while. After I realized that I took means to rid myself of that addiction....injured someone you loved physically?
No....if you've read this far, I'm going to rape you.
You can't afford the tickets. And my door to the astral realm is closed....owned a pair of nice shoes?
Yes.
...engaged in sexual activity that wasn't mainstream?
Uh... what's your defintion of mainstream?...done something that the Bible severely disapproves of?
Yeah, I lied....had a venereal disease?
No....had to defend your life?
No....had to defend yourself in court?
No....owned a fish?
Yes, several.
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Knight Rider:
Have you ever......switched religions?
No
...thought about killing yourself?
No
...seriously considered murdering someone else?
No
...eaten an ice cream cake?
Yes
...used a racial slur in seriousness?
Yes
...used a racial slur to someone of that race's face?
Yes
...had a wild, drunken night that you can't recall?
Yes
...demonstrated a blatant, flagrant act of hypocrisy?
Yes
...eaten meat for three meals a day?
Yes
...been addicted to a substance?
Yes
...injured someone you loved physically?
No
...if you've read this far, I'm going to rape you.
Fun
...owned a pair of nice shoes?
Yes
...engaged in sexual activity that wasn't mainstream?
Yes
...done something that the Bible severely disapproves of?
Yes
...had a venereal disease?
No
...had to defend your life?
Yes
...had to defend yourself in court?
No
...owned a fish?
Yes
I like to make your lives difficult.
...switched religions? No.
...thought about killing yourself? Of coarse!
...seriously considered murdering someone else? Not really.
...eaten an ice cream cake? Yes, an entire cake.
...used a racial slur in seriousness? I think so.
...used a racial slur to someone of that race's face? Not to my knowledge.
...had a wild, drunken night that you can't recall? Yes, serval.
...demonstrated a blatant, flagrant act of hypocrisy? Most likely.
...eaten meat for three meals a day? I want to say yes, but I can't recall an day I ate 3 meals.
...been addicted to a substance? Yes, not that its news or anything.
...injured someone you loved physically? Nope.
...if you've read this far, I'm going to rape you. 
...owned a pair of nice shoes? I had a pair of clogs that were nice, and my work shoes are nice dress shoes.
...engaged in sexual activity that wasn't mainstream? Yeh, I'm a bit of a fag.
...done something that the Bible severely disapproves of? Mayhaps.
...had a venereal disease? Don't think so.
...had to defend your life? Nope.
...had to defend yourself in court? Nope.
...owned a fish? A long time ago.
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Duck Tales:
Have you ever......switched religions?
yes
...thought about killing yourself?
yes
...seriously considered murdering someone else?
yes
...eaten an ice cream cake?
yes
...used a racial slur in seriousness?
yes
...used a racial slur to someone of that race's face?
no
...had a wild, drunken night that you can't recall?
no
...demonstrated a blatant, flagrant act of hypocrisy?
yes (I was standing on the grass yelling at people "DON'T WALK ON THE GRASS!!")
...eaten meat for three meals a day?
yes
...been addicted to a substance?
no
...injured someone you loved physically?
no
...if you've read this far, I'm going to rape you.
no
...owned a pair of nice shoes?
yes
...engaged in sexual activity that wasn't mainstream?
yes
...done something that the Bible severely disapproves of?
yes
...had a venereal disease?
no
...had to defend your life?
no
...had to defend yourself in court?
no
...owned a fish?
no
quote:yes
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Have you ever......switched religions? no (catholic)
...thought about killing yourself? sure who hasnt
...seriously considered murdering someone else? sure who hasnt
...eaten an ice cream cake? sure who hasnt
...used a racial slur in seriousness? no
...used a racial slur to someone of that race's face? no
...had a wild, drunken night that you can't recall? no
...demonstrated a blatant, flagrant act of hypocrisy? yes
...eaten meat for three meals a day? yes
...been addicted to a substance? (assuming you mean controlled ) no
...injured someone you loved physically? no
...if you've read this far, I'm going to rape you. Go Go anal ez
...owned a pair of nice shoes? yes
...engaged in sexual activity that wasn't mainstream? (sex on the beach?) yes
...done something that the Bible severely disapproves of? probably (sin of onan)
...had a venereal disease? no
...had to defend your life? yes
...had to defend yourself in court? yes
...owned a fish?
Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Mr. Parcelan wrote:
Have you ever......switched religions? Yes
...thought about killing yourself? Yes
...seriously considered murdering someone else? No
...eaten an ice cream cake? Yes
...used a racial slur in seriousness? No
...used a racial slur to someone of that race's face? No
...had a wild, drunken night that you can't recall? Yes
...demonstrated a blatant, flagrant act of hypocrisy? Yes
...eaten meat for three meals a day? No
...been addicted to a substance? Yes
...injured someone you loved physically? Yes
...if you've read this far, I'm going to rape you. No
...owned a pair of nice shoes? Yes
...engaged in sexual activity that wasn't mainstream? Yes
...done something that the Bible severely disapproves of? Yes
...had a venereal disease? No
...had to defend your life? Yes
...had to defend yourself in court? Yes
...owned a fish? Yes
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
...switched religions? yes
...thought about killing yourself? yes
...seriously considered murdering someone else? no
...eaten an ice cream cake? not the entire cake.. no
...used a racial slur in seriousness? yes
...used a racial slur to someone of that race's face? yes, in a moment of extreme rage and fear
...had a wild, drunken night that you can't recall? I don't remember
...demonstrated a blatant, flagrant act of hypocrisy? probably
...eaten meat for three meals a day? sure
...been addicted to a substance? I can quit anytime I like!
...injured someone you loved physically? yes
...if you've read this far, I'm going to rape you. no thanks!
...owned a pair of nice shoes? yes
...engaged in sexual activity that wasn't mainstream? that depends upon your interpretation of mainstream, but most likely yes
...done something that the Bible severely disapproves of? yes
...had a venereal disease? no
...had to defend your life? yes
...had to defend yourself in court? in a manner of speaking
...owned a fish? I still do
Have you ever been in love
Been in love so bad
You'd do anything to make them understand
Have you ever had someone steal your heart away
You'd give anything to make them feel the same
Have you ever searched for words to get you in their heart
But you don't know what to say
And you don't know where to start
[Chorus]
Have you ever found the one
You've dreamed of all of your life
You'd do just about anything to look into their eyes
Have you finally found the one you've given your heart to
Only to find that one won't give their heart to you
Have you ever closed your eyes and
Dreamed that they were there
And all you can do is wait for the day when they will care
[Chorus]
What do I gotta do to get you in my arms baby
What do I gotta say to get to your heart
To make you understand how I need you next to me
Gotta get you into my world
'Cuz baby I can't sleep
[Chorus]
quote:
Mr. Parcelan stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
Have you ever......switched religions? Yep but I switched back
...thought about killing yourself? Yes, but not anymore
...seriously considered murdering someone else? Yes, but it was in self-defense.
...eaten an ice cream cake? Are you kidding me? Goodness no, I want my arteries to be unclogged.
...used a racial slur in seriousness? Nope.
...used a racial slur to someone of that race's face? Yes, but not in seriousness.
...had a wild, drunken night that you can't recall? Exactly two.
...demonstrated a blatant, flagrant act of hypocrisy? Indeed.
...eaten meat for three meals a day? I can't even recall the last time I ate three square meals, so no.
...been addicted to a substance? Nope
...injured someone you loved physically? Yeah, but she liked that sort of thing.
...if you've read this far, I'm going to rape you. Awesome, bring a riding crop.
...owned a pair of nice shoes? Yup.
...engaged in sexual activity that wasn't mainstream? If you mean BDSM and alternate hole kinda stuff, then yes. If you mean gay stuff, then no, I'm quite straight.
...done something that the Bible severely disapproves of? Yeah...
...had a venereal disease? Nope
...had to defend your life? Sort of.
...had to defend yourself in court? Nope.
...owned a fish? Fish are lame
...thought about killing yourself?
No.
...seriously considered murdering someone else?
Yes.
...eaten an ice cream cake?
Yes.
...used a racial slur in seriousness?
In a sense.
...used a racial slur to someone of that race's face?
Yes.
...had a wild, drunken night that you can't recall?
ahahahaha
...demonstrated a blatant, flagrant act of hypocrisy?
Yes.
...eaten meat for three meals a day?
Yes.
...been addicted to a substance?
My addictions are still going strong.
...injured someone you loved physically?
No.
...if you've read this far, I'm going to rape you.
NO DONT
...owned a pair of nice shoes?
No.
...engaged in sexual activity that wasn't mainstream?
I'm just going to say yes and hope you don't mean toilet sex or something.
...done something that the Bible severely disapproves of?
ahahahaha
...had a venereal disease?
No.
...had to defend your life?
Yes.
...had to defend yourself in court?
Yes.
...owned a fish?
No.
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Mr. Parcelan said:
Have you ever......switched religions?
No.
...thought about killing yourself?
Yes.
...seriously considered murdering someone else?
Yes.
...eaten an ice cream cake?
Not a whole one because I don't like ice cream cake.
...used a racial slur in seriousness?
No.
...used a racial slur to someone of that race's face?
No.
...had a wild, drunken night that you can't recall?
No.
...demonstrated a blatant, flagrant act of hypocrisy?
Probably.
...eaten meat for three meals a day?
Probably.
...been addicted to a substance?
Yes.
...injured someone you loved physically?
No.
...if you've read this far, I'm going to rape you.
Probably.
...owned a pair of nice shoes?
No.
...engaged in sexual activity that wasn't mainstream?
No.
...done something that the Bible severely disapproves of?
Probably.
...had a venereal disease?
No.
...had to defend your life?
No.
...had to defend yourself in court?
No.
...owned a fish?
No.
quote:
Mr. Parcelan painfully thought these words up:
Have you ever......switched religions? Yes
...thought about killing yourself? Yes, kill me, i'm emo
...seriously considered murdering someone else? no
...eaten an ice cream cake? not a whole one, but i have eaten ice cream cake
...used a racial slur in seriousness? no
...used a racial slur to someone of that race's face? no
...had a wild, drunken night that you can't recall? yes
...demonstrated a blatant, flagrant act of hypocrisy? no
...eaten meat for three meals a day? yeah
...been addicted to a substance? Big K Sparkling Punch
...injured someone you loved physically? no
...if you've read this far, I'm going to rape you. Damnit.
...owned a pair of nice shoes? yeah
...engaged in sexual activity that wasn't mainstream? no
...done something that the Bible severely disapproves of? no
...had a venereal disease? no
...had to defend your life? no
...had to defend yourself in court? not yet
...owned a fish? yeah
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Cuba:
Have you ever......switched religions?
I stopped believing in the one I was brought up with, so I guess so.
...thought about killing yourself?
Once or twice.
...seriously considered murdering someone else?
Yes. Then I calmed down.
...eaten an ice cream cake?
Yup. Tasty.
...used a racial slur in seriousness?
Yes.
...used a racial slur to someone of that race's face?
Nope.
...had a wild, drunken night that you can't recall?
No.
...demonstrated a blatant, flagrant act of hypocrisy?
I'm notorious for that.
...eaten meat for three meals a day?
Yes.
...been addicted to a substance?
Eh. Kind of.
...injured someone you loved physically?
Uh...no.
...if you've read this far, I'm going to rape you.
...owned a pair of nice shoes?
I buy Nikes all the time, and I consider them nice, so yes.
...engaged in sexual activity that wasn't mainstream?
No.
...done something that the Bible severely disapproves of?
All the time.
...had a venereal disease?
D=
...had to defend your life?
No.
...had to defend yourself in court?
No.
...owned a fish?
Maybe like one from the carnival when I was a little kid for a couple days.
quote:
Mr. Parcelan obviously shouldn't have said:
Have you ever......switched religions?
yes
...thought about killing yourself?
yes
...seriously considered murdering someone else?
no
...eaten an ice cream cake?
yes
...used a racial slur in seriousness?
no
...used a racial slur to someone of that race's face?
no
...had a wild, drunken night that you can't recall?
no
...demonstrated a blatant, flagrant act of hypocrisy?
yes
...eaten meat for three meals a day?
uh, not sure
...been addicted to a substance?
only sugar
...injured someone you loved physically?
-_- does pinching count?
...if you've read this far, I'm going to rape you.
uh
...owned a pair of nice shoes?
sure, if by "nice" you mean "punk rock awesome" (they broke really soon though)
...engaged in sexual activity that wasn't mainstream?
no
...done something that the Bible severely disapproves of?
dunno, never read it
...had a venereal disease?
not that I'm aware of o.o
...had to defend your life?
errr, maybe
...had to defend yourself in court?
nope
...owned a fish?
lots (never all at once though)
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Captain Planet:
Have you ever......switched religions? - Nope.
...thought about killing yourself? - Nope, way too afraid of death for that.
...seriously considered murdering someone else? - A few times during grade school, and I mean that in all seriousness.
...eaten an ice cream cake? - Yep.
...used a racial slur in seriousness? - No way.
...used a racial slur to someone of that race's face? - Nope.
...had a wild, drunken night that you can't recall? - If I did, how would I remember?
...demonstrated a blatant, flagrant act of hypocrisy? - No comment.
...eaten meat for three meals a day? - Boy yes.
...been addicted to a substance? - Sleeping pills for a bit, but that was probably because of my odd college sleeping schedule.
...injured someone you loved physically? - Never.
...if you've read this far, I'm going to rape you. - You and what army?
...owned a pair of nice shoes? - Have had a few pairs of dress shoes due to my feet growing.
...engaged in sexual activity that wasn't mainstream? - Not much that isn't mainstream nowadays, but nothing really freaky.
...done something that the Bible severely disapproves of? - You mean like jerking off, taking the Lord's name in vain, treating women equally, not observing the sabbath, not going to church, eating meat on Fridays, not being baptized or confirmed, and looking at porn regularly? Guilty on all counts.
...had a venereal disease? - No.
...had to defend your life? - Not yet, though I've been threatened.
...had to defend yourself in court? - No, hope never to have to.
...owned a fish? - Yes, it lasted all of three weeks.
quote:
Mr. Parcelan's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
Have you ever......switched religions?
No. I've never been religious....thought about killing yourself?
No....seriously considered murdering someone else?
Not seriously, no....eaten an ice cream cake?
Of course! ^_^...used a racial slur in seriousness?
...used a racial slur to someone of that race's face?
No and no....had a wild, drunken night that you can't recall?
No....demonstrated a blatant, flagrant act of hypocrisy?
No. And I don't lie, either....eaten meat for three meals a day?
Uncertain, but it's possible. I don't eat too much meat anyway, mostly pasta....been addicted to a substance?
I'm addicted to caffeine, but it's not like I chug 17 cups of coffee a day. Just two cups of tea, that's all....injured someone you loved physically?
Uncertain, but possible. My memory sucks....if you've read this far, I'm going to rape you.
No, you won't....owned a pair of nice shoes?
...engaged in sexual activity that wasn't mainstream?
No and no....done something that the Bible severely disapproves of?
Uncertain. I've never read any of the Bible....had a venereal disease?
I'd certainly hope not!...had to defend your life?
My life, no....had to defend yourself in court?
Nope....owned a fish?
Yes, several, including a goldfish when I was little.
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Duck Tales:
Have you ever......switched religions?
Different denominations of christianity, yes. More because of expediency though; Catholic in Switzerland, Protestant in Germany, Anglican in England.
...thought about killing yourself?
Couple of times. Not seriously. Teenage angst for a couple of weeks.
...seriously considered murdering someone else?
nah...eaten an ice cream cake?
Oh sweet jesus yes. It's called Vacherin Glacé. Layer of meringue, then layer of ice cream, then layer of meringue, then different ice cream and cover the whole thing with thick cream. Let sit in freezer for deliciousness.
...used a racial slur in seriousness?
No
...used a racial slur to someone of that race's face?
No
...had a wild, drunken night that you can't recall?
No
...demonstrated a blatant, flagrant act of hypocrisy?
No
...eaten meat for three meals a day?
Yes
...been addicted to a substance?
No
...injured someone you loved physically?
No
...if you've read this far, I'm going to rape you.Go rape a fish.
...owned a pair of nice shoes?I own three. (Pairs that is)
...engaged in sexual activity that wasn't mainstream?
No
...done something that the Bible severely disapproves of?
Masturbation counts?
...had a venereal disease?
No
...had to defend your life?
No
...had to defend yourself in court?
No
...owned a fish?
We have a pond full of fish in our garden.
Niklas fucked around with this message on 07-05-2005 at 08:54 PM.
quote:
We were all impressed when Mr. Parcelan wrote:
Have you ever......switched religions?
...thought about killing yourself?
...seriously considered murdering someone else?
...eaten an ice cream cake?
...used a racial slur in seriousness?
...used a racial slur to someone of that race's face?
...had a wild, drunken night that you can't recall?
...demonstrated a blatant, flagrant act of hypocrisy?
...eaten meat for three meals a day?
...been addicted to a substance?
...injured someone you loved physically?
...if you've read this far, I'm going to rape you.
...owned a pair of nice shoes?
...engaged in sexual activity that wasn't mainstream?
...done something that the Bible severely disapproves of?
...had a venereal disease?
...had to defend your life?
...had to defend yourself in court?
...owned a fish?
No, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, No, Yes, 
, Yes, No, Yes, No, No, No, Yes.
It's not something people hear about.
...switched religions?
Haven't officially been part of a religion, so I haven't been able to switch.
...thought about killing yourself?
Not quite yet
...seriously considered murdering someone else?
Same as above.
...eaten an ice cream cake?
I can delightfully say yes
...used a racial slur in seriousness?
Nope
...used a racial slur to someone of that race's face?
Paki. Jokingly
...had a wild, drunken night that you can't recall?
Not yet, maybe before the end of summer.
...demonstrated a blatant, flagrant act of hypocrisy?
Several times this month. Oops.
...eaten meat for three meals a day?
Not in the past two years, but before that probably.
...been addicted to a substance?
I wouldn't call it addiction.
...injured someone you loved physically?
No
...if you've read this far, I'm going to rape you.
I'll try to keep my ass shut.
...owned a pair of nice shoes?
Yeah, but not very nice.
...engaged in sexual activity that wasn't mainstream?
A few
...done something that the Bible severely disapproves of?
Several.
...had a venereal disease?
Here's to hopin'
...had to defend your life?
Not yet
...had to defend yourself in court?
Same as above
...owned a fish?
Until my brother's fish ate him.
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Have you ever......switched religions?
Yep, from Christian to Atheist.
...thought about killing yourself?
Yeah, then I was like "No, that's wussy shit. Not going down like a wuss"
...seriously considered murdering someone else?
I'd have already done it if I could get away with it.
...eaten an ice cream cake?
Mmmmm yes.
...used a racial slur in seriousness?
Nope.
...used a racial slur to someone of that race's face?
Yup, but as a joke as you could tell from my last answer. I'm careful with that, though.
...had a wild, drunken night that you can't recall?
Several.
...demonstrated a blatant, flagrant act of hypocrisy?
Yes.
...eaten meat for three meals a day?
Yes, I eat meat for as many meals as I can because I love it.
...been addicted to a substance?
Does meat count? No? Well, then still yes.
...injured someone you loved physically?
Yeah, I hurt my little sister's finger playing air hockey. The puck popped up or something, I think.
...if you've read this far, I'm going to rape you.
Promise?
...owned a pair of nice shoes?
Nope. I see no reason.
...engaged in sexual activity that wasn't mainstream?
If by mainstream you mean missionary, then yes. If you mean freaky crap, no. One of my exes tried to get me to do some crazy shit, but I grabbed my pants and left.
...done something that the Bible severely disapproves of?
Yep, be an atheist for one
...had a venereal disease?
Nope.
...had to defend your life?
More than once.
...had to defend yourself in court?
Once.
...owned a fish?
They were my sister's but I guess it counts.
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Have you ever......switched religions? No
...thought about killing yourself? Yeah. Not seriously....but the thought has entered my mind before
...seriously considered murdering someone else? No
...eaten an ice cream cake? Oh hell yes
...used a racial slur in seriousness? No
...used a racial slur to someone of that race's face? Yes, I joke about pretty well everything with my buddies.
...had a wild, drunken night that you can't recall? Yes
...demonstrated a blatant, flagrant act of hypocrisy? Probably
...eaten meat for three meals a day? Yes
...been addicted to a substance? Yes
...injured someone you loved physically? No
...if you've read this far, I'm going to rape you. Alrighty
...owned a pair of nice shoes? Yeah they were fairly nice I'd say
...engaged in sexual activity that wasn't mainstream? No
...done something that the Bible severely disapproves of? Yes. Probably more than once
...had a venereal disease? No
...had to defend your life? No
...had to defend yourself in court? Yes
...owned a fish? My family had a bunch years ago, but personally..no.
Caid '5 Fists' Berrit fucked around with this message on 07-06-2005 at 10:54 AM.
...thought about killing yourself? Not seriously.
...seriously considered murdering someone else? Not really.
...eaten an ice cream cake? Yes, but not the whole thing.
...used a racial slur in seriousness? No.
...used a racial slur to someone of that race's face? Yes.
...had a wild, drunken night that you can't recall? Not that I can't recall, no.
...demonstrated a blatant, flagrant act of hypocrisy? Yes.
...eaten meat for three meals a day? Probably at some point.
...been addicted to a substance? I'm probably mildly addicted to caffeine.
...injured someone you loved physically? No.
...if you've read this far, I'm going to rape you.
...owned a pair of nice shoes? Extremely cheap ones, but you couldn't tell by looking at them.
...engaged in sexual activity that wasn't mainstream? No.
...done something that the Bible severely disapproves of? Oh yeah.
...had a venereal disease? No.
...had to defend your life? No.
...had to defend yourself in court? No.
...owned a fish? Yes, several.
leckzilla! fucked around with this message on 07-07-2005 at 04:47 AM.
...thought about killing yourself? no
...seriously considered murdering someone else? no
...eaten an ice cream cake? yes
...used a racial slur in seriousness? yes
...used a racial slur to someone of that race's face? yes
...had a wild, drunken night that you can't recall? no
...demonstrated a blatant, flagrant act of hypocrisy? yes
...eaten meat for three meals a day? yes
...been addicted to a substance? yes. caffiene is mmm mmm good.
...injured someone you loved physically? yes
...if you've read this far, I'm going to rape you. kthxla~
...owned a pair of nice shoes? yes
...engaged in sexual activity that wasn't mainstream? no
...done something that the Bible severely disapproves of? yes
...had a venereal disease? no
...had to defend your life? no
...had to defend yourself in court? yes
...owned a fish? yes
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Mr. Parcelan said:
Have you ever......switched religions?
no
...thought about killing yourself?
yes
...seriously considered murdering someone else?
no
...eaten an ice cream cake?
yes
...used a racial slur in seriousness?
yes
...used a racial slur to someone of that race's face?
no
...had a wild, drunken night that you can't recall?
no
...demonstrated a blatant, flagrant act of hypocrisy?
yes
...eaten meat for three meals a day?
yes
...been addicted to a substance?
does a BF count?
...injured someone you loved physically?
intentionaly no,by accident yes
...if you've read this far, I'm going to rape you.
try it....
...owned a pair of nice shoes?
yes
...engaged in sexual activity that wasn't mainstream?
perhaps
...done something that the Bible severely disapproves of?
yes
...had a venereal disease?
no
...had to defend your life?
yes
...had to defend yourself in court?
yes
...owned a fish?
(yes)
