Volunteered to teach the Native American folk how to read
Enrolled for Concepts of Archaeology and Recent American History as taught by Liberal hippy douchebags in Summer School
Sent an angry letter to my newspaper referencing urination
How are you today?
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Ares had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
I made necklaces. :3
I noticed! How does it feel to do that and not be a sweat shop slave?
Rather enjoyable really.
hello!
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Verily, Liam doth proclaim:
Woke up, went to work, got home.hello!
Well say there old bean, where's the work
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Mr. Parcelan attempted to be funny by writing:
I noticed! How does it feel to do that and not be a sweat shop slave?
Hah! That's what someone asked me on my community (whose Chinese) 
Asked if I employed some of his people.
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So quoth Ares:
Hah! That's what someone asked me on my community (whose Chinese)Asked if I employed some of his people.
Those smug shitheads. Once Bush is out of office, the way's open for stem cell research and we'll rape those arrogant chinks with their own pointy hats
With science
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Nae Model 2000 was programmed to say:
I worked! yay me!
Yay you!
Please change sigpics D:
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Yay you!Please change sigpics D:
Kinda looks like a weird belly shot, doesn't it?
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Mr. Parcelan got a whole lot of nerve:
Well say there old bean, where's the work
Washing dishes at Don Cherry's Pub and Eatery!
It's no fun.
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Mr. Parcelan was listening to Cher while typing:
Yay you!Please change sigpics D:
But she's so sweeeet! 
Then went to eat sushi.
Came home.
The old saying holds true. "If you don't have anything nice to say, you're probably watching the ice capades."
Some old guy with a bloody nose slapped my ass.
I left work. Wanted to kill myself.
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LeMiere's fortune cookie read:
Some old guy with a bloody nose slapped my ass.
So he was Asian then.
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JooJooFlop obviously shouldn't have said:
So he was Asian then.
It would be more acceptible if he was.
BUSY DAY HUH Kegwen fucked around with this message on 07-01-2005 at 01:50 AM.
I watched a couple episodes of Astro Boy.
I worked 3-9:30.
I'm about to cry myself to sleep because I can't get my network adapter to work right. 
Screwed around for a couple hours, ended up in the Lab at about 7 PM, am still here (but on my way out). Will probably screw around for another four hours when I get home. Contemplating staying up and getting some more work done.
So, more of my daily thoughts from my shitty job.
If you are going to call the hotel.. dont mumble the room number.
If you are going to call the hotel.. please do not shout into the phone.
If you are going to call the hotel.. yell at your kids to shut the fuck up before you dial.
When I say the hotel is booked, I mean it.. I'm not kidding. I'm not hiding a couple more out back, just to be mean to you.
Look, its not my fault the indian chick speaks english better than you do.. just because she has a thick accent doesnt mean she's speaking "Habib"
It's not something people hear about.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
I think I'll finish dressing and go to Wal-Mart now. Monica fucked around with this message on 07-01-2005 at 12:26 PM.
It's not something people hear about.
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Aw, geez, I have Monica all over myself!
My day off... woke up just after 10. Pissed. Wandered around the house. Played with the dog for a little bit. Started to get dressed, then got distracted, so now I'm sitting here without a shirt on.I think I'll finish dressing and go to Wal-Mart now.
Hawt.
Anyway, I just thought of something else I did. Everyone needs to try this Russian beer "Baltika." It's surprisingly light, a touch bitter and pale, but incredibly potent. I found it to be quite refreshing and uncomplicated. Good beer to sip on a summer night.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Monica had this to say about Duck Tales:
My day off... woke up just after 10. Pissed. Wandered around the house. Played with the dog for a little bit. Started to get dressed, then got distracted, so now I'm sitting here without a shirt on.I think I'll finish dressing and go to Wal-Mart now.
They have the coolest, most comfortable low-rise jeans there!! I bought a pair, and they actually fit me in the ass! Normally my pants sag in the ass. They are indigo denim with pink stitching. You must get a pair. $20Canadian.
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Nobody really understood why Kaiote wrote:
When I say the hotel is booked, I mean it.. I'm not kidding. I'm not hiding a couple more out back, just to be mean to you.
I thought most hotels always had a few extra rooms in case there is a problem with one of the booked rooms or whatnot... a customer service thing 
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Noxhil2 had this to say about Punky Brewster:
I thought most hotels always had a few extra rooms in case there is a problem with one of the booked rooms or whatnot... a customer service thing
not after 6 pm.. doing shit like that can cost you hundreds of bucks a day..
Its all about money.. LIKE..
If you reserve a room with a credit card, it will be held for you until you arrive. It holds the room JUST for you, until check out time the following morning. Now, lets say you dont show up, and forget to call.. I will charge your credit card full price of the room, including tax. I will then sell your room to somebody else. This happens at about 4am. If I see the chance to grab your money, and make more money selling the room, I will do so.
Whats that? you called me at 7pm to cancel your room? Well, cut off time is 6pm, so I'm gonna charge you anyway, then sell the room anyway.
So, you think you'll just not guarantee your reservation with a credit card? Just pay cash and all that? Good for you... as long as you arrive before 6pm. because at 6:01 I'm cancelling your reservation, and selling the room to somebody else. When you show up at 7:30, and the hotel is full, you'll wish you had used your credit card.
Whats that? you'll just dispute the charge on your card? Well, thats a shame. I have your personal information, your credit card number, and all that. Visa will pay me.
You made your reservation online? GREAT!, I now have absolute proof that you made the reservation, and you have "E-signed" that crap from expedia. You cannot refuse the charges.
Oh, while I'm thinking about expedia..
The roaming gnome is not in house, sir, he cannot save the day.
I know you reserved a room with two queen sized beds. Unfortunately, we have no rooms with two queens. We dont even have a queen size bed in the whole hotel. Calling Expedia is not going to change this.
If you call expedia from your cell phone, at the check in counter.. the guy behind the counter can hear everything you say. He knows you are lying to expedia.
When expedia calls him back, and it gets patched, BY expedia to a three way call.. the guy at the desk is going to be annoyed when you persist in your bullshit.
Expedia cannot change the fact that the hotel is full.
I'm about 6'2", 225, or so... I can and will whip that damn gnome's ass.
