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Mooj enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
Comedic tenth option.
Why not just paint your ass in red white and blue stripes and call yourself 'France'?
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Katrinity wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
11) Parce likes to preform fellatio on himself.
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Katrinity was all like:
11) Parce likes to preform fellatio on himself.
quote:Go suck on a lemon, Biff.
See, your Mr. Parcelan means your hair. So technically it's true.
What do you think?
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Katrinity had this to say about Duck Tales:
11) Parce likes to preform fellatio on himself.
Let's be honest here. Who wouldn't if they could?
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This one time, at Snoota camp:
Let's be honest here. Who wouldn't if they could?
Someone who doesn't want oral herpes as well as genital.
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Check out the big brain on Snoota!
Let's be honest here. Who wouldn't if they could?
But the real question is. How many of them would swollow?
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We were all impressed when Katrinity wrote:
11) Parce likes to preform fellatio on himself.
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Katrinity stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
11) Parce likes to preform fellatio on himself.
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Katrinity was listening to Cher while typing:
11) Parce likes to preform fellatio on himself.
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Katrinity had this to say about Robocop:
11) Parce likes to preform fellatio on himself.
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UBT had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
11) Parce likes to preform fellatio on himself.
Taylen fucked around with this message on 06-29-2005 at 03:23 PM.
Should of been 'perform'. 
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We were all impressed when Katrinity wrote:
Ya know..I always typo that word.Should of been 'perform'.
It's because you're a southerner. And thus have a crazy accent that somehow manages to get into your typing.
It's also amusing to see a typo copied so many times.
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Batty thought about the meaning of life:
It's also amusing to see a typo copied so many times.
With no one pointing it out, no less.
[edit]I didn't notice it either, just sayin'. Alidane fucked around with this message on 06-29-2005 at 03:41 PM.
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Batty had this to say about Cuba:
It's because you're a southerner. And thus have a crazy accent that somehow manages to get into your typing.It's also amusing to see a typo copied so many times.
Yes it is.
Anyway, option 11 seems to be winning this thread so far! Yay! 
It's not something people hear about.
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Katrinity had this to say about dark elf butts:
11) Parce likes to perform fellatio on himself.
Shall we start a wager on what Parce will use to attention whore with next? Lyinar Ka`Bael fucked around with this message on 06-29-2005 at 06:24 PM.
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
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Lyinar Ka`Bael had this to say about dark elf butts:
Shall we start a wager on what Parce will use to attention whore with next?
Delid made photoshop'ed animated gifs of said action.
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A sleep deprived Lyinar Ka`Bael stammered:
Shall we start a wager on what Parce will use to attention whore with next?
I forgot that it's wrong to voice an opinion that doesn't agree with yours 
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Mr. Parcelan was all like:
I forgot that it's wrong to voice an opinion that doesn't agree with yours
I'll remember you said this the next time you complain about me taking a dump on your floor.
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JooJooFlop had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
I'll remember you said this the next time you complain about me taking a dump on your floor.
You sound like Karnaj when he said that pooping in my sock drawer was a form of artistic expression.
Poop is not an opinion.
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x--SnootaO-('-'Q) :
Let's be honest here. Who wouldn't if they could?
I wouldn't.
It doesn't matter whose it is, you're still a cocksucker.
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Maradon! attempted to be funny by writing:
I wouldn't.It doesn't matter whose it is, you're still a cocksucker.
So when you masturbate you may as well be stroaking some other guy's penis?
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Lyinar Ka`Bael got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Shall we start a wager on what Parce will use to attention whore with next?
And yet, by wondering what Parce will do to attention whore, you pay attention to him. If you don't like what Parce posts, simply ignore him.
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Mr. Parcelan got served! Mr. Parcelan got served!
You sound like Karnaj when he said that pooping in my sock drawer was a form of artistic expression.Poop is not an opinion.
Sure it is! Observe!
*squats over Parce's sock drawer*
I like chocolate,
I like fudge,
until I make some,
I wont budge!
*the mess is unspeakable, but the noise is worse*
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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A sleep deprived Karnaj stammered:
Sure it is! Observe!*squats over Parce's sock drawer*
I like chocolate,
I like fudge,
until I make some,
I wont budge!*the mess is unspeakable, but the noise is worse*
This is why I turned to Jesus.
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Peanut butter ass Shaq JooJooFlop booooze lime pole over bench lick:
So when you masturbate you may as well be stroaking some other guy's penis?
There's a world of difference between sucking your own cock and jerking off.
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Mr. Parcelan got served! Mr. Parcelan got served!
This is why I turned to Jesus.
You say that now, but you know you're going to be singing that song the next time you deuce.
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Maradon! got served! Maradon! got served!
There's a world of difference between sucking your own cock and jerking off.
Not if you jerk off upside down, like resting on your shoulders and neck with your cock pointed right at you, because then you would wind up coming all over your own face.
Which is probably almost as gay as blowing yourself. Karnaj fucked around with this message on 06-30-2005 at 01:47 AM.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Nobody really understood why Ruvyen wrote:
And yet, by wondering what Parce will do to attention whore, you pay attention to him. If you don't like what Parce posts, simply ignore him.
I'd love to, if I didn't have to wade through bi- or tri-weekly hate threads like this one to find worthwhile things to read.
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
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Lyinar Ka`Bael had this to say about Cuba:
I'd love to, if I didn't have to wade through bi- or tri-weekly hate threads like this one to find worthwhile things to read.
I'm not sure this makes any sense...
...you won't ignore me because you'd have to wade through blah blah?
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x--Lyinar Ka`BaelO-('-'Q) :
I'd love to, if I didn't have to wade through bi- or tri-weekly hate threads like this one to find worthwhile things to read.
I wish I could read parcelan's hate threads without having to wade through your anti-parcelan posts.
But I won't ignore you, just because.
It's a good thing you're here to stand up for 'Doc. Otherwise he might have actually escaped this thread without being offended! Maradon! fucked around with this message on 06-30-2005 at 03:37 AM.
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x--MortiousO-('-'Q) :
I wish I could read Parcelan's hate threads and Lyinar's anti-parcelan posts without having to wade through Mara's anti-Lyinar posts.
I wish I could read Parcelan's hate threads and my anti-Lyinar posts without having to wade through Mortious's pro-Lyinar posts.
