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Bill writes:
I am the hunter of my kind. But, I cannot do it alone anymore. They are stronger than ever and I am now the hunted as well as the hunter. Anyone out there believe in my cause of eliminating those of our kind who hunt and kill innocents?
Poor Trevor. 
Parcelan's wishes are granted.
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"electra" 'writes':
I am a lesbian vampire in Minnesota, who is searching for hyr one true eternal lover. Womyn only please. Come with me, I walk in two worlds. Find me before I find you.
Do you crave? Do you want...want and crave no longer...take of me. "I am not offerless, I could be your shining darkness."
Why, why must they ruin "Vampiros Lesbos" for me?
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(Wait for it) "D'Lorean" (One point twenty-one jiggawatts!) writes:
Hello my Name is D'Lorean, I am 19 in body but way to old in soul for numbers.I am looking for vampires in the north-east part of Texas and northeren New Mexico.Male or female.Looking for a friend only.As well in search of donors.I am 6' tall 165lbs and i work out daily.Black hair and hazel eyes.Please send me a e-mail to NgtofBrokeDreams@aol.com if you fit the description I have given.Please no one under 17 or about 30 in mortal years.
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Disbeliever!!!!! (more emphasis) wrote
This message is not intended to be sarcastic, I have been researching the occult for many years, and indeed vampirism, and have spoken and corresponded with hundreds if not thousands of self confessed vampires. But as yet, I have never spoken to or met a REAL vampire, and have come to the conclusion that they DO NOT EXIST!
and it makes me very angry to see that there are many people still out there who claim, pretend or wannabe REAL vampires.
I DEFY any REAL IMMORTAL to prove me wrong!
Hail, Van Helsinhaahahahahahahahaheeeheheheheee..
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"zaragoza xin upior" 'writes':
MY HEART BEATS BUT i HAVE NO PULS. ALL THAT I SEE DARKNESS. I HEAR NOTHING BUT THE GASP OF MY NEXT MEAL. MY SKIN IS SO COLD DEMANDING THE WORMTH FO MORTALS. THE HUNGER DRIVES ME TO THE POINT OF INSANITY AND CAN NOT BE STOPED. WHAT VIAL CREACHER HAVE I BECOM? CAN I LOVE AGAIN IS LOVE POSSIBLE? AS THE TEARS FO BLOOD RUN DOWN MY FASE. I HAVE COM TO THIS TO FIND OTHERS LIKE ME SO THAT I MITE LOVE AGAIN.
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"Lady Nita" writes:
Of mortal passion nevermore than cold stone tombs remain
And the frailty of thy wanton lusts causes only pain
Although to night forever bound, I bestow this vow to thee
Mine shall be the eternal love of an undead blasphemy"Surrounded by dusk and the whispering trees
And embraced by His scent (like falling Autumn leaves)
The "god" is rejected and Death is encaged
As I drink of the darkness that springs from His veinThe pale moon dances o'er the tempestuous sea
The churning waters raging like the ghosts inside of me
Nevermore shall Aurora's majesty echant these eyes
As the bloodlust stirs in me, I bid farewell......to the light (Copyright Wither)
19..female..shy...lost..alone....hopeless romantic...seek any male Vampyre from South Africa to grace me with his presence......so far my search has been in vain... NO RPG's!
*picks himself up off the floor and wipes away the tears*
Plus many, many more.
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Over the mountain, in between the ups and downs, I ran into Azrael Heavenblade who doth quote:
This would be funny rather than scary if not for the fact that a good number of those freaks are probably serious.
Hearkening back to the teen vampire forums, ah yes.
Wasn't it Deth who adamantly insisted they were nothing but a group of extremely dedicated RP'ers? or am I mistaken?
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Azrael Heavenblade had this to say about Duck Tales:
This would be funny rather than scary if not for the fact that a good number of those freaks are probably serious.
Don't remember that little incident with the vampire forums, eh?
Vampires need doctors too!
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Crow
For every life there must be a sacrifice I am that sacrifice. I am looking for vampires (preferably in the Stlouis Mo. area) however I am willing to corispond with any vampire male or female. I need to meet with other kindrid of my kind. The hunters grow ever so close. Please contact me.
*groans*
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Crown_of_Thorns
Rose leaves,when the rose is dead,
Are heaped for the beloved's bed;
And so thy thoughts, when thou are gone,
Love itself shall slumber on........
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nick damian (THE DARK KNIGHT)
300 Y.O. MALE VAMPIRE SEEKS A COUNTESS OR VAMPIRESS...MORTALS ALSO NEEDED (FOR BLOOD).
ooooo found one that was even stupider!!!!
he posted his Phone Number!
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gothic defender
the great hello immortals i am a male gothic vampire i seek the graveyard for the soul of a young female vampire to help me drink the blood of the remaining living i hope there is a female vampire here living in northville mi,a very gothic place if so please call me at 485-8172 i have pale skin(for real)i drink blood(for real)i rome the graveyard(for real) and i love sexy dead girls
Razor fucked around with this message on 06-24-2005 at 02:19 PM.
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i see u are into vampyre hello am stinger i like to introduce myself i run the nyc chapter of the order of the vampyre & the realm a vampyre type school. i also help out sabretooth promote pratries like the vampyre ball held every oct 31 & am the creator of vampyres nyc most watch public access t v show i no longer work on that show gave the right to a friend am in the making of realm another vampyre show but i will be about everything gothic and occultic i just wanted to say hi yes am a vampyre i had articlec in magazines in nyc calling me the pope of the nyc vampyres am looking 4 friends too well if you r look for the answet to a lot of your question i can keep
The pope of the NYC vampyres.
WHAT.
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
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Gunslinger Moogle probably says this to all the girls:
The pope of the NYC vampyres.WHAT.
Call Zeke!
Or even better, a zombie personal.
Rotted Corpse: uuuuUUUUUUughhh....uuuUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNHHHH....huururrrrrrr....zuuuuuuuuuuggggg....uuuuuuunnnnnnggggg...
I am going to contact one 'Inenvy', at khise@aol.com, as they are in the Atlanta area.
It's not something people hear about.
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This one time, at Razor camp:
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Okay, I seriously think that Damian guy is joking. It just seems too much like a parody. Also, the guy who gave his number didn't provide an area code, so either he is a really moronic moron, or it, too, is a joke.
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Sean's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
[QB]For the good of all, we must seek out and converse with those who are nearby.I am going to contact one 'Inenvy', at khise@aol.com, as they are in the Atlanta area.
Curses, you stole my idea (re: thought it up before I did) before I could act on it -_- Kait fucked around with this message on 06-24-2005 at 03:09 PM.
Oh well, time to post and ad and see what maggots respond. I should probably make a new email for it, don't wanna get my real one tagged for all eternity (literally) by a bunch of bloodsucking angstmeisters 
"Seeking 1, 2, 3, THREE other vampires for a vampire foursome! AH AH AH!"
That was a good way to waste time at work while getting strange looks from the nearby cubes...
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This insanity brought to you by Sean:
For the good of all, we must seek out and converse with those who are nearby.I am going to contact one 'Inenvy', at khise@aol.com, as they are in the Atlanta area.
I don't see any from North Carolina
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Mayor of Townsville said:
Someone needs to post as the Count."Seeking 1, 2, 3, THREE other vampires for a vampire foursome! AH AH AH!"
That made me LOL in real life. I feel ashamed.
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Maradon! had this to say about Pirotess:
Hearkening back to the teen vampire forums, ah yes.Wasn't it Deth who adamantly insisted they were nothing but a group of extremely dedicated RP'ers? or am I mistaken?
Wasn't it you who claimed Necromancers in the old EQ rocked?
The closest I can remember ever coming close to claiming they were just "misunderstood" was that I knew folks IRL who did the LARP thing.
Maybe you're thinking of the stories I told of an old acquaintance I knew named Bob Kelly who was so far gone into his RP delusion that he started signing stuff by his character name.
Dude also thought swords that had two types of metal swirled together to look like (in his pictures) candy canes were cool.
I can't imagine why someone would think that shit is real, or aspire to it. I thought WoD was cool for about as long as I thought Anne Rice was cool.
sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me
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FUCK. MOTHERFUCKING SHIT. DO YOU FUCKING KNOW HOW FUCKING STUPID YOU ARE? SHIT. FUCK. It's not your fault, Mortious.
That made me LOL in real life. I feel ashamed.
That was pretty fucking funny.
It's not something people hear about.
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There was much rejoicing when Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael said this:
I thought WoD was cool for about as long as I thought Anne Rice was cool.
Anne Rice was pretty cool until I found out she wrote books that weren't named Interview with a Vampire and made into cool movies.
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Ahh man, I shot Snoota in the face.
Anne Rice was pretty cool until I found out she wrote books that weren't named Interview with a Vampire and made into cool movies.
Anne Rice was pretty cool until she started writing gay porn.
It's not something people hear about.
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How.... Mortious.... uughhhhhh:
That made me LOL in real life. I feel ashamed.
I did as well
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Mortious was all like:
That made me LOL in real life. I feel ashamed.
I laughed.
I feel no shame for having laughed.
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Channeling the spirit of Sherlock Holmes, Sean absently fondled Watson and proclaimed:
Anne Rice was pretty cool until she started writing gay porn.
I thought the gay porn came first (so to speak)?
Edit: talk about the last movie you want to see with Dan Akroyd and Rosie O'Donnel! Bloodsage fucked around with this message on 06-24-2005 at 07:02 PM.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Katrinity wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
<nails a sign that reads 'Vampire Season Now Open' up on a nearby tree with a large wooden stake>
::tears down sign::
It's Zombie Season!
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Bloodsage had this to say about Punky Brewster:
I thought the gay porn came first (so to speak)?Edit: talk about the last movie you want to see with Dan Akroyd and Rosie O'Donnel!
But... Dana Delany. Naked. She was hot!
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Over the mountain, in between the ups and downs, I ran into Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael who doth quote:
Wasn't it you who claimed Necromancers in the old EQ rocked?The closest I can remember ever coming close to claiming they were just "misunderstood" was that I knew folks IRL who did the LARP thing.
I THOUGHT NOT BUT THAT IS WHY I ASKED INSTEAD OF SAYING
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Deth:
Dude also thought swords that had two types of metal swirled together to look like (in his pictures) candy canes were cool.
You mean a blade like this?
Pattern welded blades are cool. Not that I'd expect a magic user to understand the skill required or the time it takes to create such a blade.
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Kait thought about the meaning of life:
Also, the guy who gave his number didn't provide an area code, so either he is a really moronic moron, or it, too, is a joke.
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northville mi,a very gothic place if so please call me at 485-8172
Sorta gives away the area code.
diadem fucked around with this message on 06-25-2005 at 08:30 AM.
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diadem had this to say about John Romero:
they need the blood to keep the wall painted. it changes color when it dries...
Yeah, thanks, I've been wanting the book for the past two weeks already.
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Everyone wondered WTF when diadem wrote:
they need the blood to keep the wall painted. it changes color when it dries...
*goes to dig for her copy of Johnny now*
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Callalron stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
::tears down sign::It's Zombie Season!
VAMPIRE SEASON!!
