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Bloodcookie
Pancake
posted 06-22-2005 02:16:29 PM
Playing upon the human compulsion to try to codify the intangible... D&D Character and stats quizzes!

I yam:

Lawful Neutral Gnome Sorceror

STR 11
DEX 16
CON 15
INT 16
WIS 16
CHA 14


""...destructive analysis of the familiar is the only method of approach to an understanding of fundamentally different modes of expression." -Edward Sapir, Language
Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 06-22-2005 03:21:17 PM
Chaotic Neutral Human Fighter (thought with my law and chaos scores only being 2 apart, you'd think True Neutral would be more accurate)

STR: 8
DEX: 14
CON: 12
INT: 13
WIS: 11
CHA: 8

...I'd make a pretty crappy Fighter.


[Edit: My strength would probably be at least a ten, but the quiz asked for the three things I do really badly at, heh.]

Densetsu fucked around with this message on 06-22-2005 at 03:23 PM.

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Vernaltemptress
Withered and Alone
posted 06-22-2005 03:42:27 PM
Lawful Neutral Human Wizard

STR : 3
DEX : 12
CON : 10
INT : 9
WIS : 12
CHA : 10

Obamanomics: spend, tax, and borrow.
Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 06-22-2005 03:48:22 PM
Lawful Good Dwarf Paladin. (Haha, my WR character ;p)


11 Strength (I'm strong than 11...I have no real idea how many situps I can do in a minute, because I just ate ;p)
7 Dex (Okay, that was expected.)
11 Con (Bah, disagree...more 13 or so)
15 Int (Smart!)
15 Wis (Woot!)
12 Cha


Man, I'd suck.

Oh, yeah, what is "Can you take a few swings at you"? ;p

Grammar is your enemy! - While being able to understand someone's sentences might seem like a good idea for a proper essay, complaining on a forum scarcely leaves time for such trivialities. Write fast! You're angry, grrr! Make that show, and forget about things like capital letters, punctuation, and verbs.
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 06-22-2005 04:08:39 PM
I'm a lawful neutral Human wizard--no real surprise there.
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 06-22-2005 04:39:56 PM
Neutral Neutral Elf Sorceror
Reynar
Oldest Member
Best Lap
posted 06-22-2005 04:47:07 PM
Neutral Good Dwarf Fighter
"Give me control of a nation's money, and I care not who makes its laws."
-Mayer Rothschild
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 06-22-2005 04:59:12 PM
Lawful neutral gnome sorceror.

And I was too lazy to do the attribute test. Just assume I got 18 everywhere.

Tarquinn fucked around with this message on 06-22-2005 at 05:00 PM.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
NullDevice
Internet Tough Guy
posted 06-22-2005 05:02:01 PM
I'm void.

I submitted the test... it gave me back the test. Guess I must be the GM.

Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 06-22-2005 05:13:54 PM
True Neutral Human Fighter.

Haven't done the other yet.

Demos
Pancake
posted 06-22-2005 05:52:03 PM
Chaotic Neutral Elf Sorceror, sounds about right. Stats seem a bit skewed though.

STR 14
DEX 16
CON 13
INT 15
WIS 13
CHA 16

"Jesus saves, Buddha enlightens, Cthulhu thinks you'll make a nice sandwich."
Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 06-22-2005 06:51:11 PM
Lawful Evil Elven Sorcerer

STR 4
DEX 15
CON 8
INT 13
WIS 17
CHA 15

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 06-22-2005 06:56:36 PM
How did you guys even finish the attribute part? Most of the questions were along the lines of, "Do you walk to school, or carry your lunch?"
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 06-22-2005 07:10:52 PM
quote:
Densetsu had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Chaotic Neutral Human Fighter (thought with my law and chaos scores only being 2 apart, you'd think True Neutral would be more accurate)

STR: 8
DEX: 14
CON: 12
INT: 13
WIS: 11
CHA: 8

...I'd make a pretty crappy Fighter.


[Edit: My strength would probably be at least a ten, but the quiz asked for the three things I do really badly at, heh.]


yeah... especially against gnome necromancers in secluded stone crypts.

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
Damnati
Filthy
posted 06-22-2005 08:37:33 PM
Lawful Neutral Dwarf Bard

Couldn't get results from the attributes test for some unknown reason. Mayhap it dislikes Firefox.

Love is hard, harder than steel and thrice as cruel. It is as inexorable as the tides and life and death alike follow in its wake. -Phèdre nó Delaunay, Kushiel's Chosen

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 06-22-2005 10:11:28 PM
Chaotic Neutral gnome sorcerer.

I get the chaotic neutral(because I am a pretty big spaz), but gnome sorcerer? What's the reasoning behind that?

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 06-22-2005 10:14:42 PM
Chaotic (Lawful was one point lower, so i'm more Neutral) Good Human Cleric

Stats were like, Str 6 everything else 10 or 11.

Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 06-22-2005 11:09:37 PM
quote:
KaLourin obviously shouldn't have said:
yeah... especially against gnome necromancers in secluded stone crypts.

Hey now...he was just freakin' DYING to get his hands on the skulls I was selling!

...Yeah.

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Faelynn LeAndris
Lusty busty redheaded wood elf with sharp claws
posted 06-24-2005 02:49:06 AM
quote:
So quoth Densetsu:
Hey now...he was just freakin' DYING to get his hands on the skulls I was selling!

...Yeah.


Knock Knock....


ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.....


My LAUNCHCast Station
"Respect the Forest, Fear the Ranger"
I got lost for an hour and became god.
Chugga
Pancake
posted 06-24-2005 03:32:16 AM
Chaotic Evil Elf Fighter
Blackened
posted 06-24-2005 04:27:37 AM
Lawful Good Human Sorcerer.

Although my distaste for you as a human being is brobdingnagian,
what I'm about to do isn't personal.
Gadani
U
posted 06-24-2005 05:28:18 AM
Neutral Neutral Gnome Wizard
Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 06-24-2005 06:10:21 AM
True Neutral Half-Elf Wizard.

Huh. Knew I'd get wizard, but I expected chaotic good.



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Kaiote
Shot in the Face
posted 06-24-2005 01:20:01 PM
Chaotic Neutral Dwarf Bard

Str14
Dex16
Con12
Int14
Wis14
Cha12

Dwarf????

Henry had been killed by a garden gnome.He had fallen off the roof onto that cheerful-looking figure. The gnome was made of concrete. Henry wasn't. - Dean Koontz, Velocity
Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 06-24-2005 01:51:49 PM
Lawful Good Halfling Monk.

wtfy?

Bloodcookie
Pancake
posted 06-24-2005 01:58:29 PM
quote:
Nae thought about the meaning of life:
Lawful Good Halfling Monk.

wtfy?


Shaolin Nae, shattering the kneecaps of the wicked


""...destructive analysis of the familiar is the only method of approach to an understanding of fundamentally different modes of expression." -Edward Sapir, Language
Pvednes
Lynched
posted 06-24-2005 02:43:09 PM
Chaotic Neutral Human Wizard

Str 10
Dex 16
Con 12
Int (16/17) 17
Wis 16
Cha 15

Flattering, though the second part of the Intelligence section could be done away with. Actually, all of those questions needed work.

Pvednes fucked around with this message on 06-24-2005 at 02:45 PM.

Kait
has made another completely pointless and off-topic post that nobody cares about
posted 06-24-2005 03:00:16 PM
I don't believe it... I'm a LE Halfling bard. What?!? Almost a dwarf, almost a rogue. This sucks -_- I demand a recount!

Str: 6
Dex: 17
Con: 8
Int: 10/16
Int: 13
Wis: 12
Cha: 12

BTW, the intelligent test is actually just a knowledge test. I haven't even taken the classes that teach SIN and whatnot, so of course I'm not going to know how to do that! On the other hand, that doesn't necessarily mean I'm stupid.

"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
Pvednes
Lynched
posted 06-24-2005 03:04:14 PM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Kait:
I don't believe it... I'm a LE Halfling bard. What?!? Almost a dwarf, almost a rogue. This sucks -_- I demand a recount!

Str: 6
Dex: 17
Con: 8
Int: 10/16
Int: 13
Wis: 12
Cha: 12

BTW, the intelligent test is actually just a knowledge test. I haven't even taken the classes that teach SIN and whatnot, so of course I'm not going to know how to do that! On the other hand, that doesn't necessarily mean I'm stupid.


You haven't taken grade 7 math?

Also, no, it isn't a knowledge test.

Pvednes fucked around with this message on 06-24-2005 at 03:10 PM.

Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 06-24-2005 03:21:02 PM
quote:
Pvednes got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
You haven't taken grade 7 math?

Also, no, it isn't a knowledge test.


Sine, Cosine, and Tangents are hardly basic middle school knowledge. Not to mention that, even though I've taken college math courses, I still don't remember how to do it since it's not fresh on my mind.

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Pvednes
Lynched
posted 06-24-2005 03:25:08 PM
quote:
How.... Densetsu.... uughhhhhh:
Sine, Cosine, and Tangents are hardly basic middle school knowledge. Not to mention that, even though I've taken college math courses, I still don't remember how to do it since it's not fresh on my mind.

They certainly are, I know they taught us what they were, and made me memorize "SOHCAHTOA" in grade 7. That question was as basic as trig gets.

Kait
has made another completely pointless and off-topic post that nobody cares about
posted 06-24-2005 03:27:30 PM
quote:
A sleep deprived Pvednes stammered:
They certainly are, I know they taught us what they were, and made me memorize "SOHCAHTOA" in grade 7. That question was as basic as trig gets.

Where'd you go to middle school, silicone valley?
My school(s) did not teach SIN. This I can swear.

"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
Espio Idsavant
You have gotten better at Being a Lush! (200)
posted 06-24-2005 03:30:30 PM
I am a: Neutral Good Gnome Sorceror

STR: 6
DEX: 14
CON: 8
INT: 15/12
INT: 14
WIS: 14
CHA: 12

The fact that I'm a weakling that gets the beatdown easily doesnt surprise me, but come on! A freaken GNOME? *sob*

And you can still be free, If time will set you free
And going higher than the mountain tops
And go high like the wind don't stop...


[ My gooberish Live Journal thingy ]

Pvednes
Lynched
posted 06-24-2005 03:31:41 PM
quote:
Kait spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Where'd you go to middle school, silicone valley?
My school(s) did not teach SIN. This I can swear.

Melbourne, in a nice expensive private school.

Espio Idsavant
You have gotten better at Being a Lush! (200)
posted 06-24-2005 03:33:56 PM
quote:
Kait was listening to Cher while typing:
Where'd you go to middle school, silicone valley?
My school(s) did not teach SIN. This I can swear.


Where'd did YOU go to schoool? SOHCAHTOA and all its related evils were taught in my middle school (central jersey), except to the 'remedial' classes.
And you can still be free, If time will set you free
And going higher than the mountain tops
And go high like the wind don't stop...


[ My gooberish Live Journal thingy ]

Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 06-24-2005 03:37:19 PM
quote:
Pvednes had this to say about Duck Tales:
They certainly are, I know they taught us what they were, and made me memorize "SOHCAHTOA" in grade 7. That question was as basic as trig gets.

Reminder: You live and went to school in a different country.

Pre-Algebra wasn't even offered to me until 8th grade, and I don't remember even touching on Trig in it. If we did, then it was taught to us on the calculator just so we'd know how to do it, not necessarily how it works.

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Pvednes
Lynched
posted 06-24-2005 03:40:42 PM
quote:
Verily, Densetsu doth proclaim:
Reminder: You live and went to school in a different country.

Pre-Algebra wasn't even offered to me until 8th grade, and I don't remember even touching on Trig in it. If we did, then it was taught to us on the calculator just so we'd know how to do it, not necessarily how it works.


Yes, but your schools should be at least our equals. Last I checked, we both lived in OECD countries.

Pvednes
Lynched
posted 06-24-2005 03:54:54 PM
I don't really like silicone valley much anyway. I prefer big breasts to be real breasts.
Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 06-24-2005 09:01:07 PM
quote:
Pvednes enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
They certainly are, I know they taught us what they were, and made me memorize "SOHCAHTOA" in grade 7. That question was as basic as trig gets.

Same.

"So one day you stub your toe and you go the the tribe's shaman. He gives you one very simple piece of advice: Soh Cah Toa!"

I just couldn't remember what the actual answer was since i haven't not used a calculator for things like that in years.

Dur. It's the unit circle. *shoots self in face*

Dr. Gee fucked around with this message on 06-24-2005 at 09:06 PM.

Blackened
posted 06-24-2005 09:03:51 PM
Lawful goods represent

Although my distaste for you as a human being is brobdingnagian,
what I'm about to do isn't personal.
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