It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
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Mortious got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Join Tarquinas and seek AV out, on Dantooine.
You're far too trusting. Dantooine is too remote to make an effective demonstration. But don't worry. We will deal with your Imperial friends soon enough.
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Kuroi Madoushi had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Not doing these things will just land you on the receiving end of a shit-flinging contest.
fixed it for you.
OOH
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Maradon! thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
In order to get things going, play a different game.OOH
WoW! U R CORRECT SIR.
P.S. Get WoW.
Edit: Oh, it says you have WoW. Play it. Manticore fucked around with this message on 05-30-2005 at 08:50 PM.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Kuroi Madoushi has funnier quote texts than me:
First off, check your grammar and spelling before posting (particularly when choosing a name). Second, make an intro thread prior to anything else. Not doing these things will just land you on ignore lists.
WHY do people need to make an intro thread? If they can fit in fine just posting, let them.
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Verily, the chocolate bunny rabits doth run and play while Snoota gently hums:
I never made an intro thread.
You were sort of well known at the time. And I mean that in the biblical sense.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Rockstar games presents; Bloodsage;
You were sort of well known at the time. And I mean that in the biblical sense.
Snoota was never well known and neither were you.
Neener.
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Bloodsage had this to say about Cuba:
You were sort of well known at the time. And I mean that in the biblical sense.
"At the time"? 
Caid '5 Fists' Berrit fucked around with this message on 05-31-2005 at 02:46 AM.
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Caid '5 Fists' Berrit had this to say about Optimus Prime:
I never made an intro thread either, and I'm not sure if I fit in
You're the Molly Ringwald of our Breakfast Club.
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Mr. Parcelan painfully thought these words up:
You're the Molly Ringwald of our Breakfast Club.
I'm cool with that.
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Mr. Parcelan Model 2000 was programmed to say:
You're the Molly Ringwald of our Breakfast Club.
Hundreds of horny teens masturbate to him?
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Verily, Fizodeth doth proclaim:
Hundreds of horny teens masturbate to him?
No, he can apply his lipstick using only his cleavage. 
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We were all impressed when Xyrra wrote:
I never quite figured out that trick.
It's actually rather simple.
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Xyrra had this to say about Duck Tales:
I never quite figured out that trick.
Getting hundred of horny teens to masturbate to you or applying lipstick using your own cleavage?
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nem-x had this to say about Pirotess:
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Inferno-Spirit stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Getting hundred of horny teens to masturbate to you or applying lipstick using your own cleavage?
Getting teenage boys to masturbate is easy. Pushup bra and something low-cut/sheer works wonders. 
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Check out the big brain on Xyrra!
Getting teenage boys to masturbate is easy. Pushup bra and something low-cut/sheer works wonders while you apply your own lipstick with your cleavage.
Fixed a typo so you could kill two birds with one stone!
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Kuroi Madoushi was naked while typing this:
Not doing these things will justland you on ignore lists.mean you'll get lynched for no coherent reason because Evercresters hate newcomers
How about people just wait until the newcomers actually do something wrong before jumping them?
Craaaaaazzzzy suggestion, I know.
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leckzilla! spewed forth this undeniable truth:
How about people just wait until the newcomers actually do something wrong before jumping them?Craaaaaazzzzy suggestion, I know.
New ideas? HERETIC! WITCH! DEMON! BURN HER AT THE STAKE!
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leckzilla! wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
How about people just wait until the newcomers actually do something wrong before jumping them?Craaaaaazzzzy suggestion, I know.
I know...it's so craaaaazzzy! We live in a Minority Report world. Get the jump on the person before they can even think about doing wrong!
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Densetsu fell asleep and read just about every paragraph.
New ideas? HERETIC! WITCH! DEMON! BURN HER AT THE STAKE!
How do you know she's a witch?
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Mightion Defensor was all like:
How do you know she's a witch?
How do you know she isn't?
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The logic train ran off the tracks when Mightion Defensor said:
How do you know she's a witch?
SHE LOOKS LIKE ONE!
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Mightion Defensor had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
How do you know she's a witch?
We'll dunk her underwater for a long time. If she survives, SHE'S A WITCH!
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leckzilla! spewed forth this undeniable truth:
I can't believe any of you fucktards have made the correct Monty Python reference yet. And by fucktards I of course mean wonderful people whom I want to make sweet love to.
Maybe if Monty Python didn't suck we'd be more inclined.
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leckzilla! impressed everyone with:
I can't believe any of you fucktards have made the correct Monty Python reference yet. And by fucktards I of course mean wonderful people whom I want to make sweet love to.
I did
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Snoota had this to say about pies:
Maybe if Monty Python didn't suck we'd be more inclined.
Snoota is not included among the people in my aforementioned post.
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Sakkra wrote their words upon the rocks;
SHE LOOKS LIKE ONE!
Very well, bring her forward. 
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leckzilla! had this to say about Pirotess:
I can't believe any of you fucktards have made the correct Monty Python reference yet. And by fucktards I of course mean wonderful people whom I want to make sweet love to.
Offer accepted. Drowning will be postponed.
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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Snoota said:
Maybe if Monty Python didn't suck we'd be more inclined.
Ha ha
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So quoth leckzilla!:
Snoota is not included among the people in my aforementioned post.
There's not enough alcohol in the world, baby!
