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Topic: Playboy Mansion: The Game
Kait
has made another completely pointless and off-topic post that nobody cares about
posted 04-19-2005 01:49:57 AM
http://ps2.ign.com/objects/497/497001.html
I'm...speechless.
How is that not a perverse rip-off of The Sims? Not to mention, I have fear for the mods people would make for it...
"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
nem-x
posted 04-19-2005 01:54:13 AM
Thanks for the link about this new game.
Mike the Butcher
Pancake
posted 04-19-2005 01:54:32 AM
It's been out on the PC for a while now, but why bother buying it for 50'ish bucks when you can go grab a Playboy magazine for a tenth of that.
Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 04-19-2005 01:54:39 AM
what new game
Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 04-19-2005 01:55:11 AM
You're a girl.

That's Playboy.

We get it.

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 04-19-2005 01:55:26 AM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Mike the Butcher wrote:
It's been out on the PC for a while now, but why bother buying it for 50'ish bucks when you can go grab a Playboy magazine for a tenth of that.

I sure do wish they'd put that stuff on the internet.

Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 04-19-2005 01:55:55 AM
quote:
Densetsu had this to say about Knight Rider:
You're a girl.

That's Playboy.

We get it.


No, actually, we don't.

Ctrl-Alt-Del
Pancake
posted 04-19-2005 01:55:56 AM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Kait wrote:
http://ps2.ign.com/objects/497/497001.html
I'm...speechless.
How is that not a perverse rip-off of The Sims? Not to mention, I have fear for the mods people would make for it...

It's the Sims with boobs, only with a linear storyline. Extremely boring rent not worth my 6 dollars.

Kait
has made another completely pointless and off-topic post that nobody cares about
posted 04-19-2005 01:58:24 AM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Densetsu said:
You're a girl.

That's Playboy.

We get it.


I guess...
But I mean, why jack off to CGI girls? They're not even that pretty.

"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 04-19-2005 02:03:58 AM
quote:
Kait had this to say about Tron:
I guess...
But I mean, why jack off to CGI girls? They're not even that pretty.

While a game such as that wouldn't bother to grab my attention, because it cannot have been done well, the manner in which they are presented is irrelevant. Either you find an image arousing, or you don't. I get off to hentai as much as (and sometimes moreso) normal porn. And damned if "CGI girls" in games like the Dead or Alive fighting series aren't jack-off material.

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Faelynn LeAndris
Lusty busty redheaded wood elf with sharp claws
posted 04-19-2005 02:06:58 AM
quote:
Kait's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
I guess...
But I mean, why jack off to CGI girls? They're not even that pretty.

Have you even played the game?...

Having played it already, I enjoyed it immensely, because yeah, I'm a pervert and I find that crap funny.

Most of us knew it was a Blatant Rip-Off of the Sims when it was talked about before... Not to mention the Tag lines were usually along the lines of "It's the Sims for guys" Why is this news?

It's more amusing than needing something to "jack off too". I'm married, I go sleep with my wife, I'm perfectly content, doesn't mean I dont find sophmoric nudity humor appealing.

For the record the game is actually pretty involved, and fun/engaging. You don't even care about the nudity after a while, it becomes more about doing everything the best/most effective. And you'll find yourself taking the pictures as fast as you can and not caring just to make the deadlines.


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"Respect the Forest, Fear the Ranger"
I got lost for an hour and became god.
Caid '5 Fists' Berrit
I've had a few beers but I'm cool to drive
posted 04-19-2005 02:41:59 AM
You god damn perverts.
'But if I had a shotgun you know what I'd do?
I'd point that shit straight at the sky and shoot heavan on down for you'

Bradley Nowell
Faelynn LeAndris
Lusty busty redheaded wood elf with sharp claws
posted 04-19-2005 02:42:24 AM
quote:
Caid '5 Fists' Berrit's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
You god damn perverts.

Indeed!


My LAUNCHCast Station
"Respect the Forest, Fear the Ranger"
I got lost for an hour and became god.
DrPaintThinner
Anti-Semite
posted 04-19-2005 03:10:12 AM
quote:
Kait had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
I guess...
But I mean, why jack off to CGI girls? They're not even that pretty.

Its math for god sakes!

roit, less bash 'is noggin
KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 04-19-2005 09:50:43 AM
quote:
Ctrl-Alt-Del stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
It's the Sims with boobs, only with a linear storyline. Extremely boring rent not worth my 6 dollars.

No... 'Singles: Flirt up your life' is Sims with boobs.

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
frolicking imp
Pancake
posted 04-19-2005 03:16:52 PM
I dont know i think i may pay money to be hugh hefner.. even if it is only in cgi form.
*A Nypmh hits you and steals your virginity*
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