Is chocolate milk bad for you?
Is a society where the superior members are chosen through strength instead of brains inherently inferior?
What are all the kinds of ships out there?
Boogers are material that you've breathed in (mostly dead skin cells) that need to be removed from your body. There are cells that line your lungs with little waving hairs on them (note: smoking kills these cells) that help remove all the crap from your lungs. They turn into boogers and get pushed up to the back of your nose.
Is chocolate milk bad for you?
Sure is, fatty.
Is a society where the superior members are chosen through strength instead of brains inherently inferior?
They're just following the laws of nature. Humans are plain old animals, no matter how much we try to seperate ourselves from an animal kingdom.
What are all the kinds of ships out there?
Big ones and small ones.
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From the book of Mr. Parcelan, chapter 3, verse 16:
What are boogers, really? What purpose do they serve? What's the best way to maintain your nose? What does an influx of boogers mean?
a) Airborne dust and dirt collected by the fine hairs the line th inside of your nose to filter the air you breathe, congealed with the mucus secreted by mucal membranes that keep said hairs "lubricated" to collect and filter the dirt.
b) They serve no purpose other than to indicate that the hairs are indeed filtering dust and crap out of the air as your breathe.
c) Blowing gently into a tissue/handkerchief.
d) That you've not cleaned them out for a while... or that you've been in a particularly dirty atmosphere and the new mucus coating for the hairs is giving enough lubrication to allow the old boogers to slide out...
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From the book of Mr. Parcelan, chapter 3, verse 16:
Is chocolate milk bad for you?
Only if the cow falls on you while you are shaking it...
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From the book of Mr. Parcelan, chapter 3, verse 16:
Is a society where the superior members are chosen through strength instead of brains inherently inferior?
Well, even if it is strength that is required to rub the sticks together to produce fire, it needs brains to come up with the idea first....
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From the book of Mr. Parcelan, chapter 3, verse 16:
What are all the kinds of ships out there?
Primarliy water-borne transportation for either passengers or cargo... plus there are military platforms of various types that fulfill a variety of functions, although submarines are technically "boats" not ships...
.. also it could apply to vessels designed for space travel.. so called "starships" or "spaceships"...
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Mr. Parcelan was all like:
Is a society where the superior members are chosen through strength instead of brains inherently inferior?
Yes, since a forklift would make a pretty shitty ruler.
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Mr. Parcelan wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Is it a good sign if your poop floats?
Only if it floats in water.... if it floats in air, that would be just.... eeeewww... 
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nem-x had this to say about Pirotess:
Why do I always sneeze in pairs?
cos you have two nostrils...
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What are all the kinds of ships out there?
I could answer this... but would you really want me to? 
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Mr. Parcelan said this about your mom:
What are boogers, really? What purpose do they serve? What's the best way to maintain your nose? What does an influx of boogers mean?
Snot. Protection of your tender membranes. Lots of exercise. Means someone's blowing snot up your nose.
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Is chocolate milk bad for you?
It is if you're a cookie fit for dunking.
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Is a society where the superior members are chosen through strength instead of brains inherently inferior?
If you're strong enough and tough enough to make someone's ability to plan in a superior manner moot, nope. If not, probably.
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What are all the kinds of ships out there?
This ain't the library, son. It's the internet. Move along.
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A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby."
At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth X-rays. But then I thought, if a patient said, "How's my back tooth?" and you just looked at it with your X-ray vision and said, "Oh it's okay," then the patient would probably say, "Aren't you going to take an X-ray, stupid?" and you'd say, "Aw fuck you, get outta here," and then he probably wouldn't even pay his bill.
I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas.
I bet one legend that keeps recurring throughout history, in every culture, is the story of Popeye.
As I bit into the nectarine, it had a crisp juiciness about it that was very pleasurable - until I realized it wasn't a nectarine at all, but A HUMAN HEAD!!
When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, mmmmmmm, boy. Katrinity fucked around with this message on 03-25-2005 at 10:22 AM.
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Katrinity had this to say about Captain Planet:
Deep Thoughts... by Jack Handy
I love Jack Handy TheOriginalZane fucked around with this message on 03-25-2005 at 04:11 PM.
Points to Kat for being awesome and knowing Jack.
like thatWhat was the reason for the Korean War?
Whatever happened to Venom? I stopped reading after he got his own comic book.
How do I get a comic published?
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Everyone wondered WTF when Mr. Parcelan wrote:
What was the reason for the Korean War?
AMERICAN IMPERIALISM ROFL
North Korea goes, "Hey South dudes, you should be communist. We're communists. It's awesome." South Korea just says NO, and North Korea's all like, "OMG FAGS" so they invade. The South Korean military wasn't equipped to repel the invasion, so the SK government petitioned the United Nations for help, which they ultimately recieved.
BTW, here's a fun fact. The Korean War is technically still going on; no armistice was ever signed which brought an official end to the conflict. However, combat operations ended ~50 years ago and a de facto state of peace exists.
Here's fun fact number 2! There's some dissension about whether the war was a victory or a draw (though again, technically it isn't over yet Sentow, Maybe fucked around with this message on 03-25-2005 at 06:43 PM. ). Some historians argue that because the communist regimes in North Korea and its big brother China remained intact, the war was a draw at best. But others say that the primary goal of the war was to protect the sovereignity (sp?) of South Korea, which was done, and the war could be considered a victory.
Death to all who oppose the master.
Did Batman ever kill anyone? It seems like, being the cold-hearted, practical fellow he is, he might be more willing to kill someone than the other superheroes.
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Everyone wondered WTF when Mr. Parcelan wrote:
Did Batman ever kill anyone? It seems like, being the cold-hearted, practical fellow he is, he might be more willing to kill someone than the other superheroes.
Pick up The Dark Knight Returns by Frank Miller.
It's not something people hear about.
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From the book of Vise the Stompy, chapter 3, verse 16:
In Batman's first appearance he guns a criminal down, but then after a year, the writers decide to gay him up a bit.
What's the difference between poop that floats in water and poop that floats in air?
Answer : The height you took a shit from.
It's not something people hear about.
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Sean's account was hax0red to write:
Who are you.
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Sean wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Who are you.
We've already established that.
It's not something people hear about.
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Sean had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
I still don't know who or what it is. Is it sentient? Coherent? Relevant?
I think "about to be banned" is probably the best descriptor for it.
