I guess Kat wouldn't do to well in Colorado.
WTFY?
Mortious bangs his head against the wall.
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He said he did not think the girls had acted maliciously but that 10:30 was fairly late at night for them to be out.
On Friday, wtf?
(I kid! Or do I?)
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Arttemis had this to say about Captain Planet:
I hate my state.
There is currently a plan underway to detach it from both the union and the northern tectonic plate and launch it into space. It would be kind of like an archology... or when at the end of SimEarth all your people migrate. Except no dome, and hence, no air.
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Katrinity's fortune cookie read:
But see..after this arse took them to court, I'd sneak into her house and start leaving boxes of cookies in her bed...bath, etc. Freak her really out. ^.^
Back in high school there was this looney teacher who didn't like Watermelon Bubblegum. Well we'd had enough of her and figured we'd all play a nasty prank on her. Every person in the class, every hour of the specified day was given a piece of Watermelon Bubblegum right before class.
She was escorted out by the paramedics just after lunchtime after being given "something to relax her."
Malicious intent by us? Nope, we didn't think she'd go quite literally crazy... we were just playing a prank on her.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
In any case, this is pretty ri-god-damn-diculous. The judge even realized that the girls didn't have malicious intent, yet still ordered them to pay the fine? Cripes...at least the other neighbors enjoyed their gifts. And if this woman is freaked out by having her doorbell run at 10:30 at night, I'm surprised she isn't long-dead from a heart attack from having dogs bark within hearing distance, or something else that's so 'disturbing' for her.
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Verily, Azrael Heavenblade doth proclaim:
I thought sue-happiness was on both sides of the aisle?
It is; Maradon is merely retarded.
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So quoth Waisz:
It is; Maradon is merely retarded.
Whoa! Can't slip anything past you!
Of course you wouldn't think that blindly accusing liberals without providing any sort of argument at all would be a JOKE or anything like that, would you? Especially coming from an EXTREMELY CENTRIST person like myself?
Oh, wait! That's right, people forget that I'm middle-of-the-road just because I hate Kerry and think capitolism is better than socialism! Nevermind that I'm strongly in favor of gay marriage and I'm pro-choice! Just forget that I didn't vote for Bush even though I was in a swing state, and believe in separation of church and state! Let's just forget all those things, I'm a retarded right-wing wacko!
Lord knows that it'll be better when we actively try to kill each other, instead of accidentally doing it.
The worst part is the fact that the girl's family offered to pay the medical bills in the first place, but this old hag refused it and sued them instead.
Seriously, what is up with America suing everyone over the stupidist things? It's some new mindset that has come along in the last decade or so.
I blame Judge Judy. 
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Lechium got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
"Here you go, here's some nice delcious home baked cookies that we thought you might enjoy."
" I can't handle the stress!"WTFY?
"Say, do you want to go see a movie?"
"I am feeling fat, and sassy!"
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Ares had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Yeah, I read about this a few days ago.. So stupid...The worst part is the fact that the girl's family offered to pay the medical bills in the first place, but this old hag refused it and sued them instead.
Seriously, what is up with America suing everyone over the stupidist things? It's some new mindset that has come along in the last decade or so.
I blame Judge Judy.
Your usage of the smilie gave me an anxiety attack, as someone once used the smilie when threatening to beat me up (over the internet).
PAY UP. Zaza fucked around with this message on 02-06-2005 at 07:19 PM.
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Zaza had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Your usage of thesmilie gave me an anxiety attack, as someone once used the
PAY UP.
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Ares impressed everyone with:
Seriously, the lawsuit is the absolutely worst one I've read of. Fat kids suing McDonalds is ridiculous, but this is just... malicious.
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The Denver Post newspaper reported on Friday that the girls had decided to stay home and bake the cookies rather than go to a dance where there might be cursing and drinking.
Satan is laughing his ass off. JooJooFlop fucked around with this message on 02-06-2005 at 07:47 PM.
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Zaza had this to say about Knight Rider:
Seriously, the lawsuit is the absolutely worst one I've read of. Fat kids suing McDonalds is ridiculous, but this is just... malicious.
No kidding... 
Sad.
OMG LOVE
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There was much rejoicing when Ares said this:
No kidding...Sad.
OMG LOVE
At least that's two girls that have learned never to be nice to anyone again, though.
indeed.
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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Mooj said:
I saw that. Anyone want her address? I caught it on another message board, and I'm planning to send her a big box of cookies.
That's evil..
And she would LOVE some more cookies sent to her!
Then wait a week for the sweet stench of decay.
It's not something people hear about.
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Nobody really understood why New Age Bane wrote:
wonder what she does when the girl scouts come by...
Thats why she wouldnt let the cops in her basement. 
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From the book of Mr. Parcelan, chapter 3, verse 16:
I, for one, think it's incredible that these random acts of goodwill are around at all today.
What, no one here has ever heard the old saying "No good deed goes unpunished"?
