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Topic: Ashley Simpson Back in the News
Ryuujin
posted 01-06-2005 08:14:05 PM
And this time it's not for lip syncing, but because of her lack of talent!

This happened at the Orange Bowl last night, and she ended up getting booed off stage for it. Hahahaha.

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Sean
posted 01-06-2005 08:21:44 PM
They were playing a sound clip of that on Bob and Tom all morning, it was fucking hilarious. The crowd must have been deafening.
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 01-06-2005 08:35:53 PM
I'm not suprised. That was fucking awful.
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Pancake
posted 01-06-2005 08:56:26 PM
well thats what you get when you don't want lip syncing.
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Mr. Gainsborough
posted 01-06-2005 08:57:21 PM
Can I sing at the Orange Bowl too?
Holden
French Cocksucker
posted 01-06-2005 08:58:21 PM
Hah. Funny anarchy symbol.

The thing is, I don't see the lip synching being a big deal. Most likely she was going to sing also over her song, it's not like it wasn't her voice being played either.


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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 01-06-2005 08:59:29 PM
I'd feel sorry for her if she didn't suck so much.
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Maradon!
posted 01-06-2005 09:18:58 PM
Yeah, she needs to stick to porn
Naimah
In a Fire
posted 01-06-2005 09:19:02 PM
quote:
Holden thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Hah. Funny anarchy symbol.

The thing is, I don't see the lip synching being a big deal. Most likely she was going to sing also over her song, it's not like it wasn't her voice being played either.


People want to see her perform live though. Not play a studio track that she probably spent 3 days of recording to get then another 3 days of doing sound engineering. They can quite literally make anyone sound good now. Even live you can cheat to a large degree still.

People want pop stars and this is what they get.

Led
*kaboom*
posted 01-06-2005 09:20:34 PM
That was just painful to listen to My virgin ears!
Noxhil
Pancake
posted 01-06-2005 09:30:14 PM
Alas, that's what you get with the siblings of popstars.
Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 01-06-2005 09:35:56 PM
quote:
Naimah had this to say about Optimus Prime:
People want to see her perform live though. Not play a studio track that she probably spent 3 days of recording to get then another 3 days of doing sound engineering. They can quite literally make anyone sound good now. Even live you can cheat to a large degree still.

People want pop stars and this is what they get.


Wouldn't it be easier to just take people who can already sing well and then make them look good?




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Naimah
In a Fire
posted 01-06-2005 09:37:30 PM
quote:
Gunslinger Moogle obviously shouldn't have said:
Wouldn't it be easier to just take people who can already sing well and then make them look good?

Why don't they just let musicians do whatever the heck they want and have people pick what they like instead of trying to drive it by the market.

Sean
posted 01-06-2005 09:40:57 PM
quote:
So quoth Naimah:
Why don't they just let musicians do whatever the heck they want and have people pick what they like instead of trying to drive it by the market.

Because there is only one Beck.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Batty
Doesn't Like You. Specifically you.
posted 01-06-2005 09:52:30 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Sean!
Because there is only one Beck.

We're gonna have to look that up in the Becktionary.

Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 01-07-2005 03:37:01 AM
quote:
Naimah had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
People want to see her perform live though. Not play a studio track that she probably spent 3 days of recording to get then another 3 days of doing sound engineering. They can quite literally make anyone sound good now. Even live you can cheat to a large degree still.

I hate to break it to you, but pretty much every big band in the world does exactly what Ashlee Simpson did on SNL. They just don't have screw ups like that on live television watched by millions of viewers. They have their voice playing lightly in the background to make the song sound clearer and their voice sound stronger and carry better. You've probably never seen a band not do it, especially on TV, they just didn't play the wrong song in front of all those people.

While she and her crew should certainly be mocked for a screw up that big, everyone mocks her for "lip synching" then goes on to talk about how much they love this band and that band, when they do the same thing.

Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 01-07-2005 04:16:39 AM
She's related to someone famous! She must be talented!
Kermitov
Pancake
posted 01-07-2005 04:33:10 AM
quote:
Sakkra's account was hax0red to write:
She's related to someone famous! She must be talented!

She's related to someone famous! She must be a no talent anklebiter!

Jet
Pancake
posted 01-07-2005 11:05:15 AM
I thought it was Damn rude of the crowd,You know its sooooooooooo easy to get up infront of that many people! She is young and that would be a rough blow to her ego. I think it was wrong, mean and harsh. Like the armchair athletes if you cant do it yell at the guy on tv for not doing it as well as you think you should be able to......
Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 01-07-2005 11:11:15 AM
Ashley lip synching was bad, but I think it was her blaming her band at the end of the show for screwing up rather than fessing up to it. That was just... hilariously low. That couldn't have helped out a whole lot.

Vorago fucked around with this message on 01-07-2005 at 11:12 AM.

Maradon!
posted 01-07-2005 11:16:56 AM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Jet said:
I thought it was Damn rude of the crowd,You know its sooooooooooo easy to get up infront of that many people! She is young and that would be a rough blow to her ego. I think it was wrong, mean and harsh. Like the armchair athletes if you cant do it yell at the guy on tv for not doing it as well as you think you should be able to......

If you're a professional singer you should be able to sing. If you obviously can't, but try to act like you can, I have no pity on you whatsoever.

leckzilla!
Squeak!
posted 01-07-2005 11:18:56 AM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Jet said:
I thought it was Damn rude of the crowd,You know its sooooooooooo easy to get up infront of that many people! She is young and that would be a rough blow to her ego. I think it was wrong, mean and harsh. Like the armchair athletes if you cant do it yell at the guy on tv for not doing it as well as you think you should be able to......

I don't know who the fuck she is but if you can't hack it you shouldn't be up there. Plain and simple. All this "oh it takes a lot of courage to do that" bullcrap is irrelevant. If someone can only produce a decent sounding record in a studio and then bomb on stage then they need to move the fuck out of the way for someone who can sing live.

Edit: Oh fuck you Maradon.

leckzilla! fucked around with this message on 01-07-2005 at 11:20 AM.

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 01-07-2005 11:20:28 AM
quote:
Vorago probably says this to all the girls:
Ashley lip synching was bad, but I think it was her blaming her band at the end of the show for screwing up rather than fessing up to it. That was just... hilariously low. That couldn't have helped out a whole lot.

Yeah there was a guy in a local band (the Fuglees) in my lit class last semester and we were talking about the whole Ashley Simpson lip synch fiasco. There were a number of cop-outs (she later said "everyone does it" which is the lamest high school cop out ever...oi...), but the most offensive to me was blaming it on the band.

Best thing she could've done was either prove she had the chops (if she did in fact have the talent) or back down and gracefully exit. She just seems like an ongoing accident at this point.

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Freschel Spindrift
Caucasian
posted 01-07-2005 01:54:23 PM
Who? I know that she did a Christmas album with here sister, but that's all I know about her. Also that's all I know about her sister, as well.

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Freschel Spindrift fucked around with this message on 01-07-2005 at 01:57 PM.

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Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 01-07-2005 03:49:58 PM
quote:
Jet had this to say about Knight Rider:
Like the armchair athletes if you cant do it yell at the guy on tv for not doing it as well as you think you should be able to......

Worst comparison ever. Using the whole "Don't complain if you can't do it better" type idea is wrong on many levels.

Using that theory, you shouldn't complain if you take your car in for a repair because, hey, it takes alot to have the guts to work on an expensive piece of machinery!

If someone is paid millions to entertain me, then I have the right to criticize them if they aren't entertaining. I'm sure Ashley's millions will cushion this massively huge blow to her fragile little ego.

Naimah
In a Fire
posted 01-07-2005 05:17:42 PM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Snoota wrote:
I hate to break it to you, but pretty much every big band in the world does exactly what Ashlee Simpson did on SNL. They just don't have screw ups like that on live television watched by millions of viewers. They have their voice playing lightly in the background to make the song sound clearer and their voice sound stronger and carry better. You've probably never seen a band not do it, especially on TV, they just didn't play the wrong song in front of all those people.

While she and her crew should certainly be mocked for a screw up that big, everyone mocks her for "lip synching" then goes on to talk about how much they love this band and that band, when they do the same thing.


And I like very few of the big bands out there right now. I don't like all the trickery that goes on in order to try and make themselves sound like professionals. I like classical because it is the musicans making the music, not the mixer figuring out a way to cover up their mistakes. Or the auto tuner bringing them back from being 10 cents flat.

If a band comes out that honest to god have the skills that it takes to be a professional musican(read: do it perfectly every single time) then they will get my vote and they will probably blow everyone else out of the water.

Kinanik
Upset about being titless
posted 01-07-2005 05:32:07 PM
I actually kinda like her album music.... but that was physically painful to listen to.
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Mr. Gainsborough
posted 01-07-2005 10:15:53 PM
quote:
Naimah was naked while typing this:
I like classical because it is the musicans making the music, not the mixer figuring out a way to cover up their mistakes. Or the auto tuner bringing them back from being 10 cents flat.

Because you have mp3s and CDs of the classical artists playing the songs themselves, right?

P.S. I like classical too.

Talonus
Loner
posted 01-07-2005 11:33:13 PM
quote:
Jet's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
I thought it was Damn rude of the crowd,You know its sooooooooooo easy to get up infront of that many people! She is young and that would be a rough blow to her ego. I think it was wrong, mean and harsh. Like the armchair athletes if you cant do it yell at the guy on tv for not doing it as well as you think you should be able to......

Normally the school bands perform during the halftime of these games. They would have done much better than her. That whole halftime show that was put on specifically for the time slot on TV in order to garner women viewers, otherwise it would have been the school bands playing. Think football players in the crowd or at home wanted to see the people who performed? I think not. She stole time away from people who work much harder than her, yet get far less recognition. People booed because it was a crap halftime show and both schools lost out on the chance to see their bands play. She deserved it.

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