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Topic: It's a new year! You know what that means!
Vernaltemptress
Withered and Alone
posted 12-31-2004 06:47:24 PM
The 'sage is 18 years old again (with mm..mm years of experience)!!

Enjoy the one day each year I cede control of the !!

Obamanomics: spend, tax, and borrow.
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Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 12-31-2004 06:49:10 PM
quote:
Enjoy the one day each year I cede control of the

...remote?

Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
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Vernaltemptress
Withered and Alone
posted 12-31-2004 07:02:23 PM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Sentow, Maybe:
...remote?

Silly! You assume I have control of the remote to begin with. back at ya!

Obamanomics: spend, tax, and borrow.
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Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 01-01-2005 12:10:14 AM
Bloodsage's testicles?
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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 01-01-2005 12:12:07 AM
Bedsheets?
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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 01-01-2005 02:52:42 AM
Free range hamster?
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 01-01-2005 03:01:13 AM
Hot monkey love?
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

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Pvednes
Lynched
posted 01-01-2005 09:14:41 AM
Happy birthday, Bloodsage!
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Tristan
Vidi, vici, veni.
Nae's Stooge
posted 01-01-2005 06:01:54 PM
Pie?

Going with pie.

Veni, vidi, vici
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Vernaltemptress
Withered and Alone
posted 01-01-2005 06:17:00 PM
I'm seriously disappointed in all of you. I shall have to call you "girlie-men" for not being able to guess right nor even close
Obamanomics: spend, tax, and borrow.
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Aaron (the good one)
posted 01-01-2005 06:26:50 PM
Motorcycle
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
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Manticore
Not Much Fun Anymore
posted 01-01-2005 06:28:30 PM
I'm gonna have to go with The Rapist for 200 Alex.
"France tried to turtle, but Hitler did a tank rush before they were ready. Just shows how horribly unbalanced real life is. They should release a patch."
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Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 01-01-2005 08:57:00 PM
Alright! Alright! I'll guess that, jsst for today, you're giving up control of the bewbies. Since bewbies>all, I can see where you wouldn't want to do that very often and even then only on special occaisons.
Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
Arvek, 41 Bounty Hunter
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 01-02-2005 01:05:23 AM
Hot Monkey Love wasn't even CLOSE!? Man. I have no clue, then.
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 01-02-2005 02:37:46 AM
Toilet seat.
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Vernaltemptress
Withered and Alone
posted 01-02-2005 09:03:13 AM
Cal for the win! Guess one has to be married to get it
Obamanomics: spend, tax, and borrow.
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Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 01-02-2005 12:08:37 PM
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Vernaltemptress spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Cal for the win! Guess one has to be married to get it

Seeing as how most of us single guys have a stash of pr0n somewhere, we already have control of the bewbies so it doesn't strike us as something that one would relinquish control of...

I mean, we can resize, rotate, invert and even *gasp* delete the bewbies we have at our disposal...

* NullDevice kicks the server. "Floggings will continue until processing power improves!"
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Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 01-02-2005 12:35:12 PM
Damn!

I was hoping for the hawt monkey love.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

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Manticore
Not Much Fun Anymore
posted 01-02-2005 01:15:29 PM
quote:
Bloodsage had this to say about Tron:
Damn!

I was hoping for the hawt monkey love.

maybe next year, 'sage.

edit: Now with real monkeys!

Manticore fucked around with this message on 01-02-2005 at 01:15 PM.

"France tried to turtle, but Hitler did a tank rush before they were ready. Just shows how horribly unbalanced real life is. They should release a patch."
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leckzilla!
Squeak!
posted 01-02-2005 01:37:49 PM
quote:
Random Insanity Generator got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
delete the bewbies

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Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 01-04-2005 01:07:03 AM
quote:
Vernaltemptress had this to say about Knight Rider:
Cal for the win! Guess one has to be married to get it

Just so we understand this. You only concede control of the bewbies once a year.

So... Bloodsage only gets laid once a year? Well, at least now we know why he's so confrontational and quick to anger.

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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 01-04-2005 01:25:05 AM
quote:
Snoota wrote this:
Just so we understand this. You only concede control of the bewbies once a year.

So... Bloodsage only gets laid once a year? Well, at least now we know why he's so confrontational and quick to anger.

Zing!

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Vinven D`Slyfox
posted 01-04-2005 01:53:40 AM
remind me never to get married if a man married is only able to have the bewbs once a year
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Vernaltemptress
Withered and Alone
posted 01-04-2005 04:17:41 AM
quote:
Snoota thought about the meaning of life:
Just so we understand this. You only concede control of the bewbies once a year.

So... Bloodsage only gets laid once a year? Well, at least now we know why he's so confrontational and quick to anger.

Being unmarried, you wouldn't get it. He can have the bewbs once a year without working for them. Otherwise, he can have them whenever he wants after working for it, or getting me too drunk to care (either way it doesn't take much work or alcohol to do).

Vernaltemptress fucked around with this message on 01-04-2005 at 04:18 AM.

Obamanomics: spend, tax, and borrow.
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