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Mr. Gainsborough
posted 12-14-2004 10:51:22 PM
You say what you think the poster above you will be like in 20 years. (Job? Family? Lifestyle? Etc?)

Keep derogatory comments to a minimum. Ready. Go.

Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 12-14-2004 10:55:51 PM
Mine was so much cooler than this will ever be. All predictions made in that thread should be about a fifth true by now, incidentally

After having moved on long, long ago, Gains finally discovers a hack that actually DOES bring Aeris back. An epic struggle rages in his mind, as he decides whether going back to his old life is worth it...

Gunslinger Moogle fucked around with this message on 12-14-2004 at 11:00 PM.




moogle is the 3241727861th binary digit of pi

Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop

Ares
posted 12-14-2004 11:28:16 PM
quote:
Gunslinger Moogle's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
Mine was so much cooler than this will ever be. All predictions made in that thread should be about a fifth true by now, incidentally

After having moved on long, long ago, Gains finally discovers a hack that actually DOES bring Aeris back. An epic struggle rages in his mind, as he decides whether going back to his old life is worth it...



Amazing enough, Moogle will be discovered NOT to be a moogle, but rather a man in a large moogle costume with a disturbing moogle fetish. Many Final Fantasy fans who believed in the mystical moogle will be left in dispare.

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 12-14-2004 11:28:24 PM
Screw you, Ares.

Mortious fucked around with this message on 12-14-2004 at 11:28 PM.

Ares
posted 12-14-2004 11:29:57 PM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Mortious wrote:
Screw you, Ares.

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 12-14-2004 11:30:52 PM
Will be married to Mortious.

Well, her corpse anyway.

Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 12-14-2004 11:33:31 PM
Will be found suffocated in a yiff pile.
Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 12-14-2004 11:34:57 PM
Will have developped skin cancer caused by excessive suntanning during her quest to be a REAL dark elf@


I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Kaiote
Shot in the Face
posted 12-14-2004 11:35:01 PM
F U Nicole.

Kaiote fucked around with this message on 12-14-2004 at 11:35 PM.

Henry had been killed by a garden gnome.He had fallen off the roof onto that cheerful-looking figure. The gnome was made of concrete. Henry wasn't. - Dean Koontz, Velocity
Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 12-15-2004 01:01:09 AM
quote:
Kaiote wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
F U Nicole.

...Will continue to be relatively unknown by me.

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 12-15-2004 01:03:50 AM
quote:
Aury was naked while typing this:
...Will continue to be relatively unknown by me.

Will be happily married, to a woman, with 2.5 kids and a house in the suburbs, and will be voting Republican.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 12-15-2004 01:04:40 AM
Will have a large collection of panda related items.

And an actual panda-skin rug.

Palador ChibiDragon fucked around with this message on 12-15-2004 at 01:05 AM.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 12-15-2004 01:10:11 AM
Will have gotten into gene manipulation on the off chance he could score wings.


I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 12-15-2004 01:11:06 AM
quote:
Palador ChibiDragon had this to say about dark elf butts:
Will have a large collection of panda related items.

And an actual panda-skin rug.


Will have bred his feline crony a dozen times because kitties are too cute.

Too late on the collection, btw. Panda hat, all manner of stuffed pandas, a pair of battery-operated walking pandas, ceramic pandas, a panda lamp, a bamboo panda-print wall scroll, shit I have panda wind chimes and a panda marionette.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 12-15-2004 03:48:42 AM
(high pitched) In the year 2000,

Ja'Deth will have given up on long essays after he discovers that long essays cause the gum disease known as gingivitis. Instead, he will replace long essays with an unhealthy habit of eating swiss cheese.

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Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 12-15-2004 03:54:06 AM
Will win the nobel prize for mathmatics... or something
Vernaltemptress
Withered and Alone
posted 12-15-2004 04:46:39 AM
Will win the Nobel Prize for Peace!

What?!? It's not a big leap anymore given this year's winner is an environmentalist. Gheez!

Obamanomics: spend, tax, and borrow.
Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 12-15-2004 04:55:11 AM
quote:
Vernaltemptress enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
Will win the Nobel Prize for Peace!

What?!? It's not a big leap anymore given this year's winner is an environmentalist. Gheez!


Will be dead of old age.

...what?

Skaw
posted 12-15-2004 05:15:29 AM
Will still be working at McDonalds...
As Vice President of the Board of Directors making more money than the rest of us

Skaw fucked around with this message on 12-15-2004 at 05:15 AM.

Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 12-15-2004 05:20:46 AM
quote:
Vernaltemptress's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
Will win the Nobel Prize for Peace!

What?!? It's not a big leap anymore given this year's winner is an environmentalist. Gheez!


Peace? me? Well ok! (PS save the enviroment, eat a cow!)

Skaw - Will end up working at some gaming company.

Ares
posted 12-15-2004 11:24:16 AM
quote:
Trillee had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Peace? me? Well ok! (PS save the enviroment, eat a cow!)

Skaw - Will end up working at some gaming company.


Will get back into creating beautiful art and will make butt-loads of money. ^.^

Maradon!
posted 12-15-2004 12:24:43 PM
quote:
Ares had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Will get back into creating beautiful art and will make butt-loads of money. ^.^
frolicking imp
Pancake
posted 12-15-2004 12:29:35 PM
will be aressted for keeping midgets locked in cages in his room to do his bidding

frolicking imp fucked around with this message on 12-15-2004 at 12:31 PM.

*A Nypmh hits you and steals your virginity*
Azakias
Never wore the pants, thus still wields the power of unused (_|_)
posted 12-15-2004 12:55:59 PM
quote:
frolicking imp wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
will be aressted for keeping midgets locked in cages in his room to do his bidding

Will frolick no more.

"Age by age have men stood up and said to the world, 'From what has come before me, I was forged, but I am new and greater than my forebears.' And so each man walks the world in ruin, abandoned and untried. Less than the whole of his being"
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 12-15-2004 01:19:24 PM
quote:
Azakias had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Will frolick no more.

Will be an admiral and have a different title reflecting that fact.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Ares
posted 12-15-2004 01:28:18 PM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael said:
Will be an admiral and have a different title reflecting that fact.

Will lose his panda hat.

Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 12-15-2004 02:56:38 PM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Ares:
Will lose his panda hat.

Will be married to Snoota.

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 12-15-2004 02:58:46 PM
Will be married to Mort in a bizarre love triangle.
Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 12-15-2004 03:01:24 PM
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 12-15-2004 03:54:22 PM
In a ditch, covered in petrol, on fire.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Caid '5 Fists' Berrit
I've had a few beers but I'm cool to drive
posted 12-15-2004 04:27:24 PM
quote:
JooJooFlop's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
In a ditch, covered in petrol, on fire.

Finally beginning to rust! Oh no!

'But if I had a shotgun you know what I'd do?
I'd point that shit straight at the sky and shoot heavan on down for you'

Bradley Nowell
All times are US/Eastern
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