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Topic: Canada is looking pretty good now...
Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 12-09-2004 08:01:58 PM
Same sex marriages legalized.
I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

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Suddar
posted 12-09-2004 08:04:08 PM
Have fun.
Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 12-09-2004 08:05:20 PM
GLMPFM.
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 12-09-2004 08:05:55 PM
The head of immegration up in BC was down here the other weekend, they had this whole thing going on about the wonders of becoming canadian.
Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 12-09-2004 08:09:07 PM
Yeah, now that gays can legally get married, it's no longer a barren shit hole.

I SUPPOSE.

Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 12-09-2004 08:09:08 PM
Go go power charter!

*dances*



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 12-09-2004 08:29:03 PM
Once Canada's health care system finally implodes all the conservatives down here will blame it on the gay marrage.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Reynar
Oldest Member
Best Lap
posted 12-09-2004 08:30:28 PM
quote:
Trillee attempted to be funny by writing:
the wonders of becoming canadian.


Hehehehe...this just struck me as funny.

"Give me control of a nation's money, and I care not who makes its laws."
-Mayer Rothschild
Arttemis
Not Squire... but a guitar!
posted 12-09-2004 09:10:15 PM
quote:
We were all impressed when JooJooFlop wrote:
Once Canada's health care system finally implodes all the conservatives down here will blame it on the gay marrage.

Don't be silly, most conservatives hate Canada's health care system completely independantly of their stance on gay marriage.

Maradon!
posted 12-09-2004 09:11:19 PM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Arttemis:
Don't be silly, most conservatives hate Canada's health care system completely independantly of their stance on gay marriage.

Not hate so much as observe that, like every other idea socialists have, it doesn't work.

Maradon! fucked around with this message on 12-09-2004 at 09:13 PM.

Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 12-09-2004 09:17:41 PM
quote:
Maradon! obviously shouldn't have said:
Not hate so much as observe that, like every other idea socialists have, it doesn't work.

When will those Marxists' learn

Maradon!
posted 12-09-2004 09:19:22 PM
quote:
Liam had this to say about pies:
When will those Marxists' learn

The only good commie is Liam.

Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 12-09-2004 09:27:39 PM
quote:
Maradon! wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
The only good commie is Liam.

Maradon!
posted 12-09-2004 09:32:26 PM
quote:
Snoota painfully thought these words up:

what

Pvednes
Lynched
posted 12-09-2004 10:13:38 PM
quote:
Maradon! had this to say about Knight Rider:
Not hate so much as observe that, like every other idea socialists have, it doesn't work.

Except in every OECD country that has one.

BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 12-09-2004 11:57:55 PM
Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
Jet
Pancake
posted 12-10-2004 12:14:46 AM
Very glad to be Canadian today!!
Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 12-10-2004 12:36:19 AM
A lot of people "threaten" to leave for Canada and don't, except during drafts.

Why would most of them stay in America? Hmmmmm

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Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 12-10-2004 03:26:10 AM
quote:
Waisz's account was hax0red to write:
Why would most of them stay in America? Hmmmmm

Probably because of their friends, family, jobs, the stress and work a move to a different country will cause, and being used to their neighborhood and surroundings.

Tarquinn fucked around with this message on 12-10-2004 at 03:27 AM.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Batty
Doesn't Like You. Specifically you.
posted 12-10-2004 03:28:22 AM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Tarquinn said:
Probably because of their friends, family, jobs, the stress and work a move to a different country will cause, and being used to their neighborhood and surroundings.

What he said. People are also lazy and more willing to complain than take action.

Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 12-10-2004 03:59:57 AM
quote:
Tarquinn spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Probably because of their friends, family, jobs, the stress and work a move to a different country will cause, and being used to their neighborhood and surroundings.

Pfft, I've already done it 4 or 5 times throughout the country... it's managable.

And when did personal attachments get in the way of morals or beliefs?

[b].sig removed by Mr. Parcelan[/b]
Maradon!
posted 12-10-2004 04:13:36 AM
quote:
Pvednes had this to say about Captain Planet:
Except in every OECD country that has one.

Canada has huge waiting times for important procedures and the system is three billion in debt and getting worse at an alarming pace. England suffers the same problems, their queues are so full that they've had to develop a private healthcare system on top of their socialized healthcare system.

Not only that, but socialized healthcare systems DEPEND on America's private healthcare system. Forced drug pricing is so hostile toward pharmecutical companies and profit margins are so meager on sales in these countries that they're forced to raise prices on American sales to cover the cost of research and development.

That's right my foreign friends, next time you pop a cipro tab that you got for free from the government, thank an American.

Maradon! fucked around with this message on 12-10-2004 at 04:16 AM.

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 12-10-2004 04:26:54 AM
quote:
Waisz impressed everyone with:
Pfft, I've already done it 4 or 5 times throughout the country... it's managable.

And when did personal attachments get in the way of morals or beliefs?


How many times have you abandoned your job and family for your beliefs?

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 12-10-2004 04:33:48 AM
quote:
Tarquinn's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
How many times have you abandoned your job and family for your beliefs?

Of course it's a shitty system that America is still working out. Yeah, unions between any two people should be legal. I don't actually feel otherwise.

But shouldn't people be willing to leave it until it resolves (yeah, could be a while) if they truly believe that Canada is better than America? Doesn't it show weakness in words to say you hate America's system and then continue living in it?

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Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 12-10-2004 07:12:09 AM
quote:
So quoth Waisz:
Of course it's a shitty system that America is still working out. Yeah, unions between any two people should be legal. I don't actually feel otherwise.

But shouldn't people be willing to leave it until it resolves (yeah, could be a while) if they truly believe that Canada is better than America? Doesn't it show weakness in words to say you hate America's system and then continue living in it?


People say things and never do them till completion all the time.

Masters of hyperbole and all that old chap, hip hip.

Talonus
Loner
posted 12-10-2004 07:39:08 AM
quote:
Waisz had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
A lot of people "threaten" to leave for Canada and don't, except during drafts.

Why would most of them stay in America? Hmmmmm


To renounce your American citizenship and declare citizenship in Canada is harder than one would think, takes a decent amoung of time, and is really expensive. Its not that most people are far too lazy, but rather the problem semi-solves itself by the time someone could actually move there.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 12-10-2004 10:56:50 AM
I know gay marriage is up before the courts here in NJ. I hope they legalize it; the timing's right for it not to be an outrage amongst the populace.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 12-10-2004 12:42:41 PM
Taken from the Houston Chronicle:

Dec. 4, 2004, 10:10PM

Canada's not so nice, after all
Anti-American attitudes are a daily fact of life in Great White North
By NORA JACOBSON


I moved to Canada after the 2000 election. Although I did it mainly for career reasons — I got a job whose description read as though it had been written precisely for my rather quirky background and interests — at the time I found it gratifying to joke that I was leaving the United States because of George W. Bush. It felt fine to think of myself as someone who was actually going to make good on the standard election-year threat to leave the country.

Also, I had spent years of my life feeling like I wasn't a typical American and wishing I could be Canadian. I wanted to live in a country that was not a superpower, a country I believe to have made the right choices about fairness, human rights and the social compact.

So I could certainly identify with the disappointed John Kerry supporters who started fantasizing about moving to Canada after Nov. 2. But after nearly four years as an American in the Great White North, I've learned it's not all beer and doughnuts. If you're thinking about coming to Canada, let me give you some advice: Don't.

Although I enjoy my work and have made good friends in Toronto, I've found life as an American expatriate in Canada difficult, frustrating and even painful in ways that have surprised me.

As attractive as living here may be in theory, the reality's something else. For me, it's been one of almost daily confrontation with a powerful anti-Americanism that pervades many aspects of life. When I've mentioned this phenomenon to Canadian friends, they've furrowed their brows sympathetically and said, "Yes, Canadian anti-Americanism can be very subtle." My response is, there's nothing subtle about it.

The anti-Americanism I experience generally takes this form: Canadians bring up "the States" or "Americans" to make comparisons or evaluations that mix a kind of smug contempt with a wariness that alternates between the paranoid and the absurd.

Thus, Canadian media discussion of President Bush's official visit last week focused on the snub implied by his not having visited earlier. The media reported that when he did come, he would not speak to a Parliament that's so hostile it can't be trusted to receive him politely. [Bush did not speak in Parliament.] Coverage of a Canadian athlete caught doping devolves into complaints about how Americans always get away with cheating.

The Blame Canada song from the South Park movie is taken as documentary evidence of Americans' real attitudes toward this country. The ongoing U.S. ban on importing Canadian cattle (after a case of mad cow disease was traced to Alberta) is interpreted as a form of political persecution.

In the wake of 9/11, after the initial shock wore off, it was common to hear some Canadians voice the opinion that Americans had finally gotten what they deserved. The attacks were just deserts for years of interventionist U.S. foreign policy, the increasing inequality between the world's poorest nations and the wealthiest one on Earth, and a generalized arrogance.

I heard similar views expressed after Nov. 2, when Americans were perceived to have revealed their true selves and thus to "deserve" a second Bush term.

Canadians often use metaphors to portray their relationship with the United States. They describe Canada as "sleeping with an elephant." Even when the elephant is at rest, they worry that it may suddenly roll over. They liken Canada to a gawky teen-age girl with a hopeless crush on the handsome and popular boy next door. You know, the one who doesn't even know she exists.

The self-image conveyed in these metaphors is timid and accommodating. Perhaps this is how Canadians see themselves (or would like to be seen), but my experience is that they are extremely aggressive (if somewhat passively so) when it comes to demonstrating their deep ambivalence toward Americans. Take the popular TV show Talking to Americans, which simultaneously showcases Americans' ignorance about Canada and mocks Canadians' unhealthy preoccupation with what Americans really think of them.

Of course, there's often something of the stalker in that gawky teen-age girl, isn't there?

Part of what's irksome about Canadian anti-Americanism and the obsession with the United States is that it seems so corrosive to Canada. Any country that defines itself through a negative ("Canada: We're not the United States") is doomed to an endless and repetitive cycle of hand-wringing and angst. For example, Canadians often point to their system of universal health care as the best example of what it means to be Canadian (because the United States doesn't provide it), but this means that any effort to adjust or reform that system (which is not perfect) precipitates a national identity crisis: To wit, instituting co-payments or private MRI clinics will make Canada too much like the United States.

The rush to make comparisons sometimes prevents meaningful examination of the very real problems that Canada faces. As a Canadian social advocate once told me, when her compatriots look at their own societal problems, they are often satisfied once they can reassure themselves that they're better off than the United States. As long as there's still more homelessness, racism and income inequality to the south, Canadians can continue to rest easy in their moral superiority.

I felt a strong tug toward the United States when the borders shut for several hours on the afternoon of 9/11, and again after the election this month. Canadian friends were honestly shocked when I, a caricature of a bluestocking blue-stater (I've spent most of my life in Connecticut, Massachusetts, Maryland and Wisconsin, with short stays in Washington state and the bluest part of Colorado), said that I would in many ways prefer to live in the United States, and not just because it's home.

They assume that it's better, more comfortable, to be in a place seemingly more in tune with one's own political and philosophical leanings. Right after the election, many asked me if I would now apply for Canadian citizenship.

I don't intend to do that, because experiencing the anti-Americanism I've described has been instructive: Living in Canada and coping with it has forced me to confront my own feelings about America. And it's helped me discover what I do value about it: its contradictions, its eccentricities, its expansive spirit, all the intensity and opportunity of a deeply flawed, widely inconsistent, but always interesting country.

Perhaps I am a typical American, after all.

_________________________________________________________________________

Is that what it's really like for people who move here from the states? (or even the state's point of view of us)

Anyways, I'm glad they Leaglised Same Sex Marriage. I know a lot of my friends will be happy ^_^

Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 12-10-2004 05:20:08 PM
Eh. Most of the Canadians I know are pretty cool. I can't believe everyone in Canada thinks we're out to get them. That article says one thing to me: Some Americans can't take what they give.

Americans give other countries a lot of shit, and they give it back. France, for example. Mention the French around here and someone will inevitably invoke World War II and isn't it nice the French don't speak German. Well...that isn't exactly making friends, even if the French are being little shits. By and large, though, the one or two French foreign exchange students on campus are pretty cool. We don't talk politics constantly or anything, but we get along. It's really easy to throw stones when the target's across the Atlantic. Same thing with Canadians. Americans give Canada a lot of shit, and say some pretty wild things like how they're copying us or how they should be the next couple of states, our money's better, etc. It's a lot like a guy with a tiny dick who buys the biggest possible gun, the biggest possible house, the biggest possible dog, and the most expensive race car he can to compensate. If you got it, don't flaunt it. If you flaunt it, expect someone to throw a brick at you sooner or later.

If I went to Canada, I'd expect I'd get a lot of ribbing. That's okay. I don't take it personal so long as it's fairly good natured.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 12-10-2004 05:22:14 PM
You're money is slowly getting worse boy howdy!
/dev/null
Pancake
posted 12-10-2004 06:16:36 PM
quote:
Verily, Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael doth proclaim:
Americans give other countries a lot of shit, and they give it back. France, for example. Mention the French around here and someone will inevitably invoke World War II and isn't it nice the French don't speak German. Well...that isn't exactly making friends, even if the French are being little

No, we make sarcastic remarks about them surrendering at the drop of a fart. We make cracks about them being pussies who can't handle fighting.

We also occasionally blame them for France Jr, er, I mean Quebec

Beep. Beep. Beep... Ohh... I think my porridge is done.
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Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 12-10-2004 07:14:48 PM
The fact that the article mentioned taking something from South Park seriously made me role my eyes.
I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

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