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Topic: I don't think I've seen armor this skimpy in other RPG's...
Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 11-10-2004 11:24:25 AM
But then, I never played Lineage 2...

http://img116.exs.cx/img116/2355/1236.jpg
http://img116.exs.cx/img116/8358/1235.jpg

Oh, and what makes it all the more interesting... that character is a Paladin.

Khyron fucked around with this message on 11-10-2004 at 11:25 AM.

Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 11-10-2004 11:31:26 AM
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 11-10-2004 11:32:19 AM
I assume you go those pictures from Gu... or is that just some kind of weird coincidence?
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Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 11-10-2004 11:33:04 AM
quote:
Tarquinn stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
I assume you go those pictures from Gu... or is that just some kind of weird coincidence?

Yes, I saw Woody's comic, looked at the post about the comic, saw the WoW thread with those images, and knew I had to share for the people here who don't read /GU.

Maradon!
posted 11-10-2004 11:45:34 AM
whoa. Is it just me or has woody's art declined somewhat?
Lashanna
noob
posted 11-10-2004 11:54:19 AM
That armor is just awful. However, isn't that like, the exact same armor the succubus pet wears?
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Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 11-10-2004 11:57:40 AM
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 11-10-2004 11:58:36 AM
Note: The succubus doesn't spank herself on the ass anymore, either.
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 11-10-2004 12:03:07 PM
quote:
Bajah Model 2000 was programmed to say:
Note: The succubus doesn't spank herself on the ass anymore, either.

Ass spanking succubi were the coolest thing about that game.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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Timpofee
Mancake
posted 11-10-2004 12:09:53 PM
quote:
Bajah's account was hax0red to write:
Note: The succubus doesn't spank herself on the ass anymore, either.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Damnati
Filthy
posted 11-10-2004 12:13:21 PM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Bajah said:
Note: The succubus doesn't spank herself on the ass anymore, either.

*sob*

Is that complete armor? Somehow that doesn't seem right...

Maho fucked around with this message on 11-10-2004 at 12:18 PM.

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Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 11-10-2004 01:04:30 PM
Like whoa.. the new Illanae is gonna show her butt? I didn't know that.

I don't like that. I imagined a full suit of armor!

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 11-10-2004 01:12:28 PM
quote:
Nae thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Like whoa.. the new Illanae is gonna show her butt? I didn't know that.

I don't like that. I imagined a full suit of armor!


You don't have to wear it, Naenae. Its just like two pieces of armor that make you look like that. Warrior's Embrace for the top and Bejeweled Pants for the bottom.

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UBT
Pancake
posted 11-10-2004 01:12:41 PM
How is that little amount of armor going to protect a Paladin? That just screams "designed by a horny guy for horny guys"
KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 11-10-2004 01:35:02 PM
quote:
UBT got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
How is that little amount of armor going to protect a Paladin? That just screams "designed by a horny guy for horny guys"

UBT, it's a well known fact in the fantasy world that the less armor/clothing clad the women are, the more protected they are. Just look at any of the artistic works of Brom, Vallejo or Royo

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Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 11-10-2004 02:10:40 PM
Thank goodness Kat! omg.. I was about to have a cow! (or a Tauren! mooooooo!)

I do have to say though that I love how shapely my Pally is. She actually looks alot like me. You just won't see me cavorting around in a thong and metal bra lol!

I should take a screenie of her, I made her to look like me with my new hairdo.

/dev/null
Pancake
posted 11-10-2004 02:12:37 PM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when KaLourin wrote:
UBT, it's a well known fact in the fantasy world that the less armor/clothing clad the women are, the more protected they are. Just look at any of the artistic works of Brom, Vallejo or Royo

I discussed the relationship of armor vs badass for female characters when I was in Stress Test 1. Every time I upgraded a piece of armor for my Night Elf she was progressively less and less clothed. The general theory is, Blizard believes and endorses the general anime convention of armor clad females. The less clothing/armor a woman is wearing, the more of a badass she is and the harder she is to kill.

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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 11-10-2004 03:59:00 PM
yeah put on your chain mail butt floss and run around a bit. I imagine the end result is like taking a slow chainsaw to your ass.
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 11-10-2004 04:02:34 PM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about John Romero:
yeah put on your chain mail butt floss and run around a bit. I imagine the end result is like taking a slow chainsaw to your ass.

omg that hamburger visual is just.. omg ow...

/dev/null
Pancake
posted 11-10-2004 04:07:07 PM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about Tron:
yeah put on your chain mail butt floss and run around a bit. I imagine the end result is like taking a slow chainsaw to your ass.

hope I can offsite link that

Beep. Beep. Beep... Ohh... I think my porridge is done.
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When it comes down to it, searching the web without Google is like straining sewage with your teeth.
Faelynn LeAndris
Lusty busty redheaded wood elf with sharp claws
posted 11-10-2004 04:58:35 PM
Most all of the textures and artwork for the armo in WoW sucks ass. I mean seriously. It just looks like ass. The leather armor line, for instance, looks like someone just made a 512x512 texture square, threw a bunch of brownish colors on it and smudged it all around.

I have yet to see a single armor texture that looks good at all. Which is sad, because the skin, body, and face textures on the models look AWESOME, but it really sucks when the armor places look like someones leftover dinner smeared on canvas laid over top them. Just like in the bikin armor in the first post, its just like, a bunch of smudged colors together. Its like someone took MSPaint to the awesome ass skin textures and painted over them.

Faelynn LeAndris fucked around with this message on 11-10-2004 at 04:59 PM.


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Mr. Parcelan
posted 11-10-2004 05:36:16 PM
Lots of people have complained about it, so it's probably going to be changed.
Faelynn LeAndris
Lusty busty redheaded wood elf with sharp claws
posted 11-10-2004 06:03:38 PM
quote:
Bajah had this to say about Knight Rider:
Note: The succubus doesn't spank herself on the ass anymore, either.

It's also been confirmed now that Night Elfs indeed, no longer bounce. In fact it looks like a lot of the tongue in cheek stuff, (Yes those cheeks too.) is being removed or changed. And there goes part of the fun.


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I got lost for an hour and became god.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 11-10-2004 06:05:17 PM
quote:
Faelynn LeAndris attempted to be funny by writing:
It's also been confirmed now that Night Elfs indeed, no longer bounce. In fact it looks like a lot of the tongue in cheek stuff, (Yes those cheeks too.) is being removed or changed. And there goes part of the fun.

What game have you been playing? I've seen them bounce.

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 11-10-2004 06:44:10 PM
quote:
Faelynn LeAndris had this to say:
It's also been confirmed now that Night Elfs indeed, no longer bounce. In fact it looks like a lot of the tongue in cheek stuff, (Yes those cheeks too.) is being removed or changed. And there goes part of the fun.

Soccer moms.

Mortious nods sagely.

Faelynn LeAndris
Lusty busty redheaded wood elf with sharp claws
posted 11-10-2004 06:51:58 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan wrote this stupid crap:
What game have you been playing? I've seen them bounce.

Not anymore they dont.

Myself, as well as Trent and others that have talked about it, and it's been confirmed, they no longer bounce. It's not a huge deal, but it is kinda lame that for some odd reason they would change it, as well as some of the other things. I think the armor posted here is fun, it is ugly as all hell as most of the textures in the game are, but it is still fun. Dunno why it's been decided to take those things out.


My LAUNCHCast Station
"Respect the Forest, Fear the Ranger"
I got lost for an hour and became god.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 11-10-2004 07:22:15 PM
I'm pretty sure they still have their idle animation.
Faelynn LeAndris
Lusty busty redheaded wood elf with sharp claws
posted 11-10-2004 08:02:41 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
I'm pretty sure they still have their idle animation.

The only idle animation they have anymore is to stand there and blink, occasionally they will turn thier head from side to side.

Faelynn LeAndris fucked around with this message on 11-10-2004 at 08:03 PM.


My LAUNCHCast Station
"Respect the Forest, Fear the Ranger"
I got lost for an hour and became god.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 11-10-2004 08:08:33 PM
quote:
Faelynn LeAndris had this to say about Tron:
The only idle animation they have anymore is to stand there and blink, occasionally they will turn thier head from side to side.

Could be a bug or something. I don't recall anyone ever complaining about it.

Hardly my concern, anyways. Bouncing or not, all Alliance look the same when they're dead

Maradon!
posted 11-10-2004 08:22:52 PM
My human paladin bounces for certain, on the character select screen at least.
Sarudani Miolnir
Old-school poster
posted 11-10-2004 08:44:11 PM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael said this about your mom:
yeah put on your chain mail butt floss and run around a bit. I imagine the end result is like taking a slow chainsaw to your ass.

Not quite, but chainmail is extremely effective at removing any traces of hair from exposed skin.

merei
Pancake
posted 11-10-2004 09:23:40 PM
quote:
Sarudani Miolnir thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Not quite, but chainmail is extremely effective at removing any traces of hair from exposed skin.

(Tal on Wife's account.)

Not if it is made well. If the links have a decent cut, and are woven properly, with good closure, and the piece is made to fit, it will barely remove any hair.

Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 11-11-2004 12:59:41 AM
How in the hell would you know that?

I know your a student of ways to kill people throughout history, but really

(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
Faelynn LeAndris
Lusty busty redheaded wood elf with sharp claws
posted 11-11-2004 07:34:14 AM
quote:
Elvish Crack Piper had this to say about dark elf butts:
How in the hell would you know that?

I know your a student of ways to kill people throughout history, but really


Because he makes ChainMail.


My LAUNCHCast Station
"Respect the Forest, Fear the Ranger"
I got lost for an hour and became god.
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 11-11-2004 08:31:16 AM
Yeah Tal's the resident medieval armor guy.

I cede to his superior knowledge in the area. Was kind of a cool image, though.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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