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Topic: What would you do if you met a member of the opposite sex...
Kennatsu
hu�mor 1. That which is intended to induce laughter or amusement: a writer skilled at crafting humor.
posted 10-27-2004 12:42:32 AM
... and this person was a hottie? In fact this person is so hot he/she was literally burning with passion, radiating the extreme heat of sexuality, the flames of desire licking you as he/she approached? What do you think you'd do?
Suddar
posted 10-27-2004 12:49:37 AM
wtf?

Suddar fucked around with this message on 10-27-2004 at 12:50 AM.

Ian Benjamin
Pancake
posted 10-27-2004 12:53:12 AM
quote:
licking you as she approached? [/QB]

Enjoy it.

Ian Benjamin
(MJER)

Everything ever taught to you by Jim Bob of Billy Bob's Black Belt Emporium is a lie. Now, tie your obi UNDER the hakama and try again.

Damnati
Filthy
posted 10-27-2004 01:07:15 AM
Hmm, well, I'm a human in my sexual prime. Is there really any question of what I'd do? I think the question is more whether I'd do right there where we met or wait till we were behind closed doors.
Love is hard, harder than steel and thrice as cruel. It is as inexorable as the tides and life and death alike follow in its wake. -Phèdre nó Delaunay, Kushiel's Chosen

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 10-27-2004 01:12:09 AM
Introduce her to my perpetually single friend.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Flea
Pancake
posted 10-27-2004 01:17:04 AM
I'd mess myself, or make a fool of myself by saying something stupid like..."Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be"
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 10-27-2004 01:40:30 AM
Go about my merry way. If she was hot enough, I might wack off thinking about her later. Other than that, I probably wouldn't give a shit.

Mr. Gainsborough fucked around with this message on 10-27-2004 at 01:40 AM.

Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 10-27-2004 01:50:23 AM
Yeah it's fun to dream about, but who in their right mind has sex before getting to know them? It's a fast track to them STD's!

But yeah, I'd ask her out, get to know her, etc.

My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
Demos
Pancake
posted 10-27-2004 01:55:17 AM
quote:
Rodent King had this to say about the Spice Girls:
...but who in their right mind has sex before getting to know them?

*raises his hand*

Edit: Besides, we have this thing called "protection", that despite what the overly zealous tell you, work 99.9% of the time.

Demos fucked around with this message on 10-27-2004 at 01:55 AM.

"Jesus saves, Buddha enlightens, Cthulhu thinks you'll make a nice sandwich."
Alidane
Urinary Tract Infection
posted 10-27-2004 03:36:07 AM
I may be dumb, but I'm not blind. What do you think?
Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 10-27-2004 06:57:10 AM
Post a shitty thread about it on EC!
very important poster
a sweet title
posted 10-27-2004 07:08:26 AM
quote:
Zaza had this to say about (_|_):
Post a shitty thread about it on EC!

GET OUT TROLL

hey
Skaw
posted 10-27-2004 07:10:22 AM
quote:
Jens thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
GET OUT TROLL

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