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Topic: The Parcelanic Inquisition
Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-29-2004 09:14:52 PM
It has become quite clear that various peoples of EverCrest are plotting against Drysart. Having only loyalty and love for our leader, I have taken it upon myself to form a violent and brutal inquisition to see who seeks to overthrow the OverDrys to take power.

As such, I have created this thread to find out who, exactly, is loyal to the Church of Drysart and his divine Oligarchy and who is a nefarious heathen who will burn in hell.

So please, post here to see if you are worthy of either being a part of my Holy Inquisition or to put yourself before my judgment and see if you shall be saved by purification of fire.

Please note, that some of you have already been elected to be part of my staff. Read your position below.

Rosaline: High Torturess & Dogwalker of Gus
Diadem: Inquisitor of Pain
Ja'Deth: Inquisitor of Boring Stories and Comic Book Trivia
Mortious: Inquisitor of Weird Probing and Tickling
Callalron: Inquisitor of Lecturing and Shaking of Head
nem-x: Inquisition's Mascot

Now, put yourself before the Inquisition and before the OverDrys and pray for Salvation.

Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 08-29-2004 09:17:18 PM
You carry the taint of the Scourge.

Black fucked around with this message on 08-29-2004 at 09:17 PM.



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

nem-x
posted 08-29-2004 09:17:51 PM
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 08-29-2004 09:19:56 PM
Ooh, can I be the Inquistor of Refreshments?
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 08-29-2004 09:20:41 PM


Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-29-2004 09:20:49 PM
quote:
Black Model 2000 was programmed to say:
You carry the taint of the Scourge.

I appoint you as Inquisitor of Bizarre Personal Questions.

Sean
posted 08-29-2004 09:22:16 PM
I have no idea where this came from, where it's going. I only know where I've been.
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 08-29-2004 09:22:31 PM
quote:
I alone love Mr. Parcelan. I alone tempt Mr. Parcelan:
I appoint you as Inquisitor of Bizarre Personal Questions.
Does saying that turn you on?


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 08-29-2004 09:22:48 PM
Ctrl-Alt-Del
Pancake
posted 08-29-2004 09:24:34 PM


Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-29-2004 09:25:00 PM
quote:
Katrinity thought about the meaning of life:
Ooh, can I be the Inquistor of Refreshments?

Perhaps...if you weren't SECRETLY PLANNING TO OVERTHROW DRYSART AND PUT THE COOKIE MONSTER INTO POWER!

Mortious! Take her to the Parcelanic Depths.

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 08-29-2004 09:26:32 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Mr. Parcelan was all like:
Mortious! Take her to the Parcelanic Depths.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-29-2004 09:27:00 PM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Ctrl-Alt-Del wrote:



Okay, that's it.

If anyone replies with only smilies or something equally retarded, I assign them to the latest inquisitor: Snoota, Inquisitor of McDonald's.

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 08-29-2004 09:40:36 PM
Hey waaaait a minute, you promised I could help out with the Inquisition this time around and I don't even see my name listed in the initial list
Tatsukaze
wants Kloie's mom OH SO BAD
posted 08-29-2004 09:44:09 PM
Nobody expects the Parcelanic Inquisition!!
Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-29-2004 09:47:15 PM
quote:
Bajah stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Hey waaaait a minute, you promised I could help out with the Inquisition this time around and I don't even see my name listed in the initial list

Oh fine, fine, you big whiner.

You are hereby promoted to Inquisitor of Talking About Your WoW Character.

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 08-29-2004 09:50:56 PM
quote:
Out of a possible 10, Mr. Parcelan scored a straight 1 with:
Oh fine, fine, you big whiner.

You are hereby promoted to Inquisitor of Talking About Your WoW Character.


That doesn't make sense. You talk about yours a lot more than I.... ooooh, i get it.

*Bajah grabs Parce and stuffs him into the Iron Maiden, then slams the door shut!*

This is what happens when you talk about your WoW Character too much! Repent!

Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-29-2004 09:53:12 PM
quote:
Bajah had this to say about dark elf butts:
That doesn't make sense. You talk about yours a lot more than I.... ooooh, i get it.

*Bajah grabs Parce and stuffs him into the Iron Maiden, then slams the door shut!*

This is what happens when you talk about your WoW Character too much! Repent!


Yeah, except you can't do that to the High Inquisitor.

You're demoted to the Inquisitor of Woe Is Me.

Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 08-29-2004 10:02:30 PM
This thread's lack of pie is...disturbing



moogle is the 3241727861th binary digit of pi

Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop

Ocyrrhoe Trazere
Bootylicious!!
posted 08-29-2004 10:10:36 PM
Inquisition, eh? Hmm...
"Come at me. Every inch of me will resist you."

Full sigpic image.
Liam - "Caitlin: You terrify me, but in a good way."

Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 08-29-2004 10:14:45 PM
I don't believe it.
Jargum
Doughnut
posted 08-29-2004 10:17:11 PM
Inquisitastic.
Sean
posted 08-29-2004 10:19:37 PM
This is an inqueersition.
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Lechium
With no one to ever know
posted 08-29-2004 10:19:54 PM
Don't forget the comfy chair.
"The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them "You don't need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for."
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 08-29-2004 10:20:59 PM
Dammit, is someone gonna get inquisited or are you just gonna appoint inquisitors all day?
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 08-29-2004 10:22:01 PM
O Lord Inquisitor, I beseech thee to grant me power such that I may spread the noble words of Drysart to unbelievers.
Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
Addy
posted 08-29-2004 10:27:27 PM
^
Tier
posted 08-29-2004 10:29:39 PM
I will have salvation because I believe in it.
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 08-29-2004 10:33:24 PM
The Inquisition (what a show)
The Inquisition (here we go)
We know you're wishin' that we'd go away.
But the Inquisition's here and it's here to-
"Hey Toquemada, walk this way."
"I just got back from the Auto-de-fe."
"Auto-de-fe? What's an Auto-de-fe?"
"It's what you oughtn't to do but you do anyway."
Will you convert? "No, no, no, no."
Will you confess? "No, no, no, no."
Will you revert? "No, no, no, no."
Will you say yes? "No, no, no, no!"
Now I asked in a nice way, I said, "Pretty please."
I bent their ears, now I'll work on their knees!
"Hey Toquemada, walk this way. We got a little game that you might wanna play, so pull that handle, try you're luck."
"Who knows, Toq, you might win a buck!"

"How we doin', any converts today?"
"Not a one, nay, nay, nay."
"We flattened their fingers, we branded their buns!
Nothing is working! Send in the nuns!"

Lashanna
noob
posted 08-29-2004 10:47:33 PM
Gus demands walking. We must appease him. Twelve of ye who are yet found guilty shall be assigned to care for the Warchief's pedestrian needs.
Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
Alidane
Urinary Tract Infection
posted 08-29-2004 10:59:46 PM
I'm thinking that this is a pretty crappy inquisition, as far as inquisitions go...
Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 08-30-2004 12:06:37 AM
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 08-30-2004 12:11:54 AM
quote:
Xyrra had this to say:
So far, I'm not impressed.

Mortious probes Xyrra. Weirdly.

Mr. Gainsborough
posted 08-30-2004 12:48:44 AM
Pvednes
Lynched
posted 08-30-2004 04:39:53 AM
rar
Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 08-30-2004 04:59:09 AM
I'm far too pretty to be inquisited.
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piƱa coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Led
*kaboom*
posted 08-30-2004 05:06:14 AM
Oooh what do I get to be?
Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 08-30-2004 05:30:24 AM
All hail Parcanopolos and Lord Drysart.
I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

Sig pic done by the very talented SJen!

Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 08-30-2004 08:12:21 AM
I want to be the boobie and beer inquisitor.
On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 08-30-2004 09:19:38 AM
I want to be the Inquisitor of Generic Inflamatory Remarks.
"Love wisdom, and she will make you great. Embrace her, and she will bring you honour. She will be your crowning glory."
-Proverbs 4:8-9
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