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Poll: Zoot
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Topic: Cheetos
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 08-19-2004 03:04:12 PM
Crunchy or puffy? Or maybe you prefer those wacky novelty shapes.

I miss the puff ball ones.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 08-19-2004 03:06:21 PM
I like them all.

I used to get the big cans of the ball ones when I was a teen and eat those for breakfast with an orange Crush. Yum.

I like the crunchie ones too.

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 08-19-2004 03:17:03 PM
quote:
Nae probably says this to all the girls:
I like them all.

I used to get the big cans of the ball ones when I was a teen and eat those for breakfast with an orange Crush. Yum.

I like the crunchie ones too.


Heh, Nae loves her Orange Colored Foods and Drinks!

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Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 08-19-2004 03:20:58 PM
quote:
Katrinity spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Heh, Nae loves her Orange Colored Foods and Drinks!

Yeah I was a weirdo as a teen.

I had all kinds of strange food habits.

I used to eat grapes dunked in ranch dressing. Twinkies with sliced banana inside, or I would take a piece of ham, pour on some A1 sauce, then cover that with a piece of cheese and nuke it til the cheese was melty for an after school snack.

YUM

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 08-19-2004 03:23:19 PM
quote:
Nae had this to say about Robocop:
Yeah I was a weirdo as a teen.

I had all kinds of strange food habits.

I used to eat grapes dunked in ranch dressing. Twinkies with sliced banana inside, or I would take a piece of ham, pour on some A1 sauce, then cover that with a piece of cheese and nuke it til the cheese was melty for an after school snack.

YUM


Ranch grapes are gross, banana twinkie isn't unusual since the first twinkies were filled with banana cream and that last one sounds pretty okay.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Vernaltemptress
Withered and Alone
posted 08-19-2004 03:29:26 PM
You forgot the "Oh gross, I wouldn't touch Cheetos with a 10-foot pole" option. That would be my answer, anyway.

And Nae, you ever have fries with hot fudge? It tastes way better than it sounds, yet I haven't had fries like that since high school.

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Lechium
With no one to ever know
posted 08-19-2004 03:38:34 PM
I like the puffs and crunchy ones mostly, but sometimes I'll leave the bag slightly open and let them go a little stale then they get really crunchy.
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Timpofee
Mancake
posted 08-19-2004 03:43:58 PM
well... we now know eating freaky foods when young turns you into a hottie when you get older...
i think i should get a federal grant to study the "Get nasty get hawt" effect
Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 08-19-2004 03:59:06 PM
quote:
Verily, Vernaltemptress doth proclaim:
You forgot the "Oh gross, I wouldn't touch Cheetos with a 10-foot pole" option. That would be my answer, anyway.

And Nae, you ever have fries with hot fudge? It tastes way better than it sounds, yet I haven't had fries like that since high school.


Nope! I think that sounds yummy though. I like chocolate covered pretzels, and I like to dip my fries in my Frosty.. so the whole salty and chocolatey sweet thing is a winner to me.

Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 08-19-2004 04:16:02 PM
I got used to eating my fries with mayo... damn Europeans.
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Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 08-19-2004 06:34:57 PM
Crunchy ones. I can't stand the puffy ones, it sounds like I'm biting into chalk.
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Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 08-19-2004 06:48:15 PM
Ooo... that banana in the twinkie thing sounds good...
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Maradon!
posted 08-19-2004 07:52:09 PM
How the hell do you get banana INSIDE a twinkie?

Do you blow out the frosting through one of the "intake valves" on the bottom?

Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 08-19-2004 08:10:49 PM
quote:
Maradon!'s account was hax0red to write:
How the hell do you get banana INSIDE a twinkie?

Do you blow out the frosting through one of the "intake valves" on the bottom?


You take a Twinkie.

You remove it from it's wrapper.

You place it upon a small plate.

You do this with 3 other Twinkies.

You then get a banana.

You remove it from it's skin.

Taking a knife, you slice it from the top to the bottom. Then you cut it in the center so you have four slices.

Using that same knife, you slice across the tops of each of the Twinkies. Making a slit long enough for a slice of banana to go into.

Then you insert a slice of banana into each Twinkie.

You may share if you want to.

Enjoy with milk.

YUM.

You can also drizzle with either chocolate or strawberry sauce, maybe caramel.. I like chocolate myself. I have also eaten it with a scoop of ice cream.

Nae fucked around with this message on 08-19-2004 at 08:11 PM.

Mr. Gainsborough
posted 08-19-2004 08:11:36 PM
I really like the X's and O's, but its all about the original Crunchy kind.
Peter
Pancake
posted 08-19-2004 11:21:59 PM
I cannot Eat Twinkies, or any Hostess product with a cream filling, they make me sick now for some reason

Also cheetos are danmed nasty, only the crunchy ones are good in small amounts.

Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 08-19-2004 11:31:04 PM
I prefer Planter's crunchy cheese curls, actually. But if it's gotta be Cheetos, I rather have crunchy.
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*Tal*
Pancake
posted 08-19-2004 11:40:34 PM
I miss the big cans of the puffs.the puffs in the can had a better taste to them, lately, all cheetos taste like orange plastic. Not the flavor orange, but the CRAYON orange.

As for letting things go stale..

Leave ze bag of oreos open for a couple days.

Put them in a blender.

Add French vanilla Ice Cream.

Add Milk.

Add Sambuca.

Add Vodka.

Add Baileys.

Blend to shakey-smooth.

Use a straw.

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Ocyrrhoe Trazere
Bootylicious!!
posted 08-20-2004 02:17:29 AM
I hate Cheetos of all kinds. I can't stand the smell.
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Fizodeth
an unflattering title
posted 08-20-2004 02:22:23 AM
CHEEESEY POOFS!

I like the puffs.

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